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Edward's Point Of View

I know your secret…what could he mean by that? I look at him with a confused expression then it began clear to me. In Mike Newton's little brain of his, he is singing

'Edward sees dead people! Edward sees dead people! And he doesn't know that I know!'

That boy has so much to learn. I was safe from revealing my family's secret and then moving away from Forks and away from my one true love. Mike Newton is an idiot.

I looked over at the stupid boy who was writing furiously in a sort of diary. LOL! Mike Newton owns a diary! I should steal it at night and give it to my Bella as a present. She would gladly enjoy reading it.

If only Mike could hear me now. Maybe he does know my secret, I do see people who are dying but turn into hot sexy vampires like myself. If only Mike knew the real me…then life would be interesting…

Mike Newton's Diary

I am going to commit suicide now. Edward Cullen totally knows that I know his secret. Excuse me whilst I hang myself and cry.

HOW COULD HE KNOW? HE IS A FREAK! I TELL YOU! A FREAK!

I HATE HIM!

I FUCKING HATE HIM!
I WANT HIM TO DIE!
NO!
I WANT HIM TO BE PUT INTO A MINCE MACHINE!

AND THEN HE WILL DIE!
AND THEN I WILL MAKE A CHILLI OUT OF HIM!

AND GIVE IT TO HIS FAMILY!

AS A PRESENT!
AND THEY WILL EAT IT!

AND THEN I WILL TELL THEM THAT EDWARD WAS THE MAIN INGREIDENT!

AND THEN I WILL LAUGH!

I saw it in South Park. You know? The episode where Cartman kills Scott Tenderman's parents and then makes a chilli out of them? Well find it and watch it! Its called Scott Tenderman Must Die. Season 5. Episode 1.

EDWARD CULLEN MUST DIE!

Love Mike Newton

PS: I hope they have pie for lunch! 

Edward's Point of View

Mike Newton is on crack…

There is something wrong with the boy. He is beginning to turn into a complete loser and I don't know what Jessica sees in him. But then again she isn't bright like Mike himself. Those two deserve each other. And Mike has a strange obsession with pie. I'm reading his mind right now and it says:

PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!

Like I said before…Mike Newton is a strange person. Me? Seeing dead people? Ha, where did he get that? From the Sixth Sense? Soon he'll be saying I'm a werewolf. I'll kill him if he calls me a dog. Oh look here comes Bella…my Bella.

I'm gonna fuck her later!

EW MIKE!

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