Princess Celestia
A rap battle, sister? Very well, I can play.
I'm the ruler of Equestria; what else do I say?
I could tell you that you're an outcast.
I could also say that my power can't be outclassed.
I need to get back to my duties; Can this be over soon?
By the way, sis; how was your stay on the moon?
Princess Luna
It was great; I was away from you!
Now I get to beat you in a rap battle too?
This is the best day of my life; it will be all over Equestria!
"Princess Luna verbally kills Molestia!"
Don't think I'll beat you with care,
Because right now I'm your worst nightmare!
Princess Celestia
That was cute, sister, but not worth a second look.
Those rhymes don't belong here; they belong in a scrapbook.
First the Princess of the Sun; now the Princess of Rap.
I'm the only one around here on the map.
You're a nopony; a big royal pain!
And as Night Mare Moon…a little bit insane.
Princess Luna
'The Princess of Rap'? Does it look like I care?
You're actually more like 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'.
The Lunar Princess is back! She's taking you to class!
And now she's about to kick some royal ass!
I just lyrically murdered you, you impudent foal!
Now go back to Canterlot and find somepony else to troll!
WHO WON?
UP NEXT: PRINCESS CADANCE VS PRINCE BLUEBLOOD!