I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
MY DAD IS NOT A PHONE! DUH!
Disclaimer: Me not own Harry Potter.
Key: Bold: Draco Italics: Hermione
Year 6
Potions class
Malfoy! You look terrible! What happened?
Oh, so now you're the one starting the note!?
I was just curious.
Curiosity killed the cat, Granger.
Just tell me!
Okay, a certain someone kept me up all night.
Who?
Oh, I don't know. Someone who'd rather talk to Weaslette all night about a certain Weasel. We all know you have a crush on him, but do you really have to talk about him until 1:00 in the morning!?
Okay! First off, her name is Ginny, not Weaslette! Second off, I don't have a crush on Ron. Third off, We weren't talking about Ronald.
Really. Then who was so "Ultra-amazing cutie patootie hot"?
Ginny was talking about me!
...
What?
Weaslette's got the hots for you?
WHAT! NO! SHE PUT MAKEUP ON ME!
So you could impress Weaselbee?
NO! I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY!
So now you guys are on a full name basis? AWW! You guys are like a old married couple!
...
Ha!
What?
You're cute when you're mad.
What?
You read it right! It's right up there.
You think I'm cute?
Ha! You're blushing Granger. Don't flatter yourself. I just think it's cute when your face turns red. It reminds me of a tomato.
Oh... Well, thank you Malfoy. I guess.
A rotton tomato.
I hate you.
I know. You remind me everyday.
...
...
I like your hair better when it's tousled.
I'll make sure never to where it tousled again.
I'm sorry Malfoy.
About what? That you're such a insufferable know-it-all?
No, because I kept you up all night.
I don't forgive you.
Snape takes up note.
Authors note:
HI! I just wanted to say,
I LOVE YOU!
You guys are so cool for reading my loser story, so thank you.
(It's only a loser story because I wrote it.)
TEEHEE