"Ohhh, god, that was so nice. How do you do that, Will, how do you make it so easy for me?"
"I have no idea. Anyway, what do you know? You've only had Finn plus one, probably Figgins. You're no expert."
"Figgins! You're a bad, bad, evil man, Will Schuester. An evil, sweet, lovely man. And Figgins was great, by the way. But you're forgetting that I've been with a sensational lover for many years who understood my every need. Me. So if I say you make it easy for me, I know what I'm talking about."
"It's not me, it's us. An individual is only a great lover when he's alone pulling his own chain. Great sex takes a couple. I did the same things with Terri, but not with the same response. It wasn't Terri's fault. One day I hope she'll find a lover who's great for her. When she does she'll think I was lousy, just as I could think she was after being with you. We resonate, you and I. You send out a signal, I vibrate like a tuning fork. We're in harmony, like in Hello, like in Endless Love."
"Maybe it's just the thrill of the taboo, student-teacher, 17-31?"
"I wouldn't and couldn't be with you if that's how I thought of you. It's only when I saw you as mature, as an equal, as more a colleague than a student, that it became psychologically possible for me. Maybe it's easy for you are because of the thrill of the taboo for you. How about that!"
"Maybe, I can't rule it out. But I think the thrill is just you. Face it, Will. You are gorgeous. You are talented. You are a wonderful person. And you know what my body needs and when it needs it. For example, right now, Will, right now, look at my body, look real close. See anything that might need fixing, perhaps a little tweak here or there, a tune-up, a lube job, a fill-up?
"Yes, Rachel, I believe I see the problem. Your rosebuds are too pale and appear a little deflated, and there's nothing big and hard in your fuel tank. Allow me to take care of that for you."
"Ohhh, yesss, Will, your diagnosis is right onnn, and right innn. And no holding back. Ummm, you've got two swellings of viscous fluid down here. I want every last drop."
"You're going to get everything I've got, baby."
"Ummm. Stop! Don't move. Right there. Don't move. Don't…ohhh…show off!…yes, I felt that…you're big enough without…ohhh…two can play that game…"
"Ohhh, baby."
"You're moving. I said don't move!"
"Just a bit. Couldn't help it. Just a teeny little bit. Very slow. A teeny bit deeper. Now a teeny bit back. See how nice that is."
"Yesss, it is nice, darling. You've changed my mind. Even deeper this time...yes, just like that…now all of it.. again…again…"
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"Felt it all, every spasm, every blast inside me. Did I set you off, or did you do me?"
"Don't know. Couldn't tell. Don't care. Love you. Love you so much."
"When it's so good, aren't you afraid it's just the sex, not real love?"
"We loved each other first. The sexual compatibility merely strengthened it. It's evolutionary biology. It's Darwin. It's the way it's supposed to be."
"I love older men who've slept with all of two women, both of them crazy. They're so wise."
"Just for that, in three days, after I've recovered, I'm going to force you to have sex with me again."
"I'll have handcuffed you to the bedposts and raped you by then. And by the way, in case it takes you as long to figure out as it did to kiss me, I do love you, Will Schuester."
"Handcuffs, eh?"