Chappie 7! Now read, enjoy, R&R and all that stuff.

Disclaimer stuffs: Gravity Falls is owned by the Flannel King, Alex Hirsch.

Enjoy!

Warning: Long Chappie (Probably will be slightly shorter next time)

Well, it was a rough drive in there, with bumps and roots all over. It WAS a forest after all. Then we finally reached a clearing full of...

"Gnomes?!" I exclaimed, not believing what was before my very own eyes.

"Wow, I was WAY off..." Dipper pulled out a old booky-thingamajig and started looking for information on 'Gnomes'. I hope.

I spotted Mabel in a crowd of gnomes, trying to fight them off. "Hey! Let go of me! Not the hair! Hair, hair!" She punched one of them and it flew to the side. It got up and started barfing…rainbows?

I really need to see a therapist after all this.

"What the HECK is going on?!" Dipper exclaimed, clearly as surprised as I was. I ran in, taking a quick glance at Dipper's new weird book thingy in his hand. Mabel gave a quick explanation, saying, " Guys! Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes," quickly adding on, "AND THEY'RE TOTAL JERKS!"

When I looked back, the gnomes have already bound Mabel to the ground. "Oh, come on!" Well, they're fast workers. I tried to get Mabel out of the ropes, while Dipper was scanning the pages of that old book.

Dipper was reading from his book, and read out loud, "Gnomes, little men of the Gravity Falls forest. Weaknesses, unknown." Dipper looked up from his book and saw Mabel on the ground and me struggling with these ropes. Either they're skilled in tying knots are very good, or I'm just really bad at this. Maybe I should have payed more attention during Gym. Oh well.

He turned to the gnome that seemed to be the leader and demanded,"Hey, HEY! Let go of my sister!" The 'gnome leader' turned around, introduced himself as Jeff and awkwardly explained that this was a a 'big misunderstanding'. He also added that Mabel was going to marry all one-thousand of the gnomes and be their 'gnome queen' for all eternity.

Talk about awkward.

"You guys are buttfaces-mhmmhmhmm" Mabel remarked, but was muffled around the end of her 'comment'. Dipper threatened Jeff with the widely-known 'or else' rhetorical question. And the shovel. "You think you can stop us? You have no idea what were capable of…" Jeff replied with a dramatic tone, and some dramatic music too. "Does anyone hear that music?" I asked, but wasn't given an answer. I added on, "Uhm, wrong timing to ask a question? Anyone? Okay, nevermind, I'll ask later."

There was awkward silence for a few seconds before Jeff continued with his monologue, "Uh, ok?... Where was I? Oh yeah! The gnomes are a POWERFUL race! Do not trifle with the- " He was cut off by Dipper simply picking him up onto the shovel and tossing him aside. I grabbed the shovel from Dipper and threw it down onto the ropes, successfully cutting them. "Yesss!"

The gnomes didn't seem to be too happy about that.

Dipper grabbed Mabel while I grabbed the shovel, and we ran to the golf cart. Dipper jumped-started the golf cart's engine, ready to go. With Dipper in driver's seat, Mabel taking shotgun and me in the back. Probably not the safest idea. "Seatbelt." Dipper reminded us.

I was frustrated at this point . "Dip, we're in a BAD situation. Safety isn't our biggest worry right now!" He rolled his eyes at me and we then made our way out of the gnome territory. Jeff noticed and alerted the others. "They're getting away with our Queen! No, no, NO! " He got on a rock and continued, "You've messed with the wrong creatures…gnomes of the forest, ASSEMBLE!"

And the 'Attack Of The Gnomes' started. Gnomes everywhere from every nook and cranny of this humongous forest and joined in the center, around the leader and they started 'growing'. You'll understand later.

Dip stepped on it, and we were off like a bullet.

I leaned forward and asked him, "Shouldn't we be going faster?" "Yeah, we gotta hurry! Before they come after us!" Mabel added. I turned around to face the back of the cart to look out for more gnomes. So did Mabel. He replied in a calm voice, "I wouldn't worry about it. Did you see their little legs? They're tiny. " My eyes widened, and so did Mabel's.

"Uh Dip?"
"Dipper..."

The earth started shaking and Dipper pushed the brakes. He turned around and saw what me and Mabel had seen.

What was it, you ask?

"Oh my word…"

A large shadow loomed over the golf cart. We all looked up and saw It.

A huge gnome monster thing made of gnomes, and Jeff was on top.

Talk about 'topping it all off'.

"Dang…" "That is one HUGE gnome."

Jeff commanded to do it 'just like they practiced'.

Now I'm worried. That means they kinda had a plan B.

Wow.

The gnome monster roared, then raised its fist. Uh oh. "Move, move, move, MOVE!" Mabel and I whisper-yelled. It brought its fist down, breaking into a bunch of the tiny gnomes. While they re-assembled, it gave us enough time to make our move. But, it was up back on its feet sooner than I thought. "COME BACK WITH OUR QUEEN!" Jeff yelled, but we still kept going.

Mabel looked back and told us, "It's getting closer!" I rolled my eyes and replied, "Yeah, thanks for pointing that out Captain Obvious of the SS Duh-" "Now's not the right time to argue!" Dipper cut in. The gnomes WERE gaining on us though, so I guess Mabel was right. I looked back to see that the gnome monster brought its fist back, then flung a few gnomes at the golf cart.

Or us. I'm hoping it's the former.

Due to their terrible aim, only, I think, three managed to get onto the golf cart. That's still not good though. One started ripping off the roof of the golf cart above me, while the other one went to the front, I guess. Well, I DID hear screaming in the front so I kinda assumed.

The gnome above me fell through the hole it made and, well, it kinda got awkward. I mean, now I'm afraid of something that I'm WAAY bigger than. It jumped onto my face and it took me a lot of screaming and yanking until I finally managed to rip it off my face and throw it off the cart. I don't think Dip and Mabel had a easy time either. If I wasn't wrong, I heard a 'I'll save you, Dipper!' in the front but, eh.

Being a really big worrywart in stressful situations, I looked back again to see the gnome monster uprooting a tree and aiming at us. It flung the uprooted tree and it landed mere meters in front of us. "Holy mother of pizza! Look out, Dip!" "Look out!"

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!" We all screamed but managed to swerve around it and make it out alive. But our luck was short-lived. Dipper lost control of the cart and the cart fell over onto its side, right outside the Mystery Shack. I crawled out of the cart, when I felt a sharp pain in my left ankle. Must have twisted it, now's not the right time though. Stupid Karma. I limped away from the golf cart, and we all looked up at the gnome monster.

Was this really the end? If it is, I'm dictating my will. Everything goes to Wendy! I mean, did you SEE her house?! It's seen better days…

I literally had to watch the whole episode again for accuracy reasons. It was enjoyable though :) Some parts were changed around to make more sense, I guess. Plus, when I typed this out on Word, it was like 4 pages long! I also apologise if it was too long, I just wanted to get it all out. Future chappies will be better planned out, SCOUTS HONOR! *secretly crosses fingers behind her back*

I'm thinking if I should do episode 2 or 4…Probably 4. As much as I would like it, I can't rewrite each episode or that'll strecth the story, and I want to get the good parts down. And the necessary ones too. My list now is episodes: 1, 4, 5, 8, 12, 13, 15, 19 & 20. That's 9 episodes and 2 chappies for each episode soooo, expect about 18 chappies total for season 1. Season 2, hmmm, I'm still thinking about it.

Thanks again for reading and have a cookie!

CS369