Chapter 7: Foreign Fantasies
A/N: YAY! After a whole while without an update, I finally give you chapter 7!
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The next morning was quite peaceful... Up until a girly screech was heard from the middle floor, waking everyone up. It turns out, Sani met Kisame on his way to 'a' bathroom to fix his hair.
Sebastian was the first out of his room. "Wha' th' hell is tha'?! Tha' 's so unbeau'ful!" Sani screamed.
"Um..." Sebastian tried intruding on Sani's screeching and pointing at the mutated, walking, talking fish stick.
"Is it edible?" Toriko questioned.
Wolfey and Karo dropped from their rooms to get Sani to shut the hell up, because he was screeching like a banshee.
Then it happened. "Oh fuck..." Wolfey, Sebastian and Karo said simultaneously. Akiri's door burst open. There were deep, slow and dangerous footsteps.
All noise halted in an instant. Akiri descended from the stairs in a slow and treaturous maneuver, Umbra shaking his head whilst following her. Wolfey and Karo dived into their rooms and dug themselves under their beds.
The shouting had attracted the attention of the remaining people, Sasuke, Itachi, Sakura, Naruto and Kakashi.
Akiri stood still at the bottom step, glaring around. Everyone started shivering under her gaze. They noticed the steel bat, clutched in her right hand with a machete in the other.
Sebastian backed away in fear. Akiri's gaze fell on Sani. Sani froze, sweat started to run down his face in a marathon for waterfall. Akiri gripped her machete tight. "Wanna lose all your sparkly hair in one second?" She questioned, her voice laced with a toxic poison.
Sani shook his head slowly, staring at Akiri in total fear. Komatsu was still asleep, through all the commotion, on the stairs. Toriko stared at the girl, pondering, but it was none othe that mr. Gecko who made a fatal error.
Coco stepped forward and lifted his hand to point something out. In an instant, the chameleon was smashed into the opposite wall by Akiri's club.
Itachi's eyes widened. Karo pooped her head out of her room. "K-kiki? C-coffee?" She squeaked.
Umbra jumped downstairs in a flash and dissapeared. Akiri narrowed her eyes. "Lounge, everyone, five minutes." She snarled before returning upstairs to change her night gown which showed way too much cleavage.
Sebastian grabbed the closest person, which was Naruto and dragged him downstairs. "Come on!" He hissed at everyone else.
Umbra raced upstairs in a whoosh, carrying Akiri's coffee. Kisame blinked stupidly, shook his head and then followed the rest downstairs. Wolfey and Karo latched themselves onto Itachi's cloak, in fear of Akiri's mad wrath.
Umbra settled the mug of coffee down on the bedside table, shuffling out of the way as Akiri marched accross the room, starkers, throwing clothing on the bed. Umbra stared at Akiri. She was furious, waking up to screeching before five in the morning was definitely not her cup of cocoa and Umbra knew this.
Akiri dressed quickly, afterwards she paused, lifted the mug off of the bedside table and gulped all its contents down. She then sauntered out, Umbra following close behind.
Karo and Wolfey wedged themselves between Kisame and Itachi, sinking low into the couch, hoping that the two Akatsuki members will be attacked first. Akiri appeared at the top of the stairs. "Sit down!" Sebastian hissed.
At first, with Akiri's burning gaze, everyone panicked, but then settled down and sat down on their asses. Komatsu had been dragged downstairs by Toriko and had just woken up and stared around.
Akiri sauntered down the stairs, still gripping the club and machete. She stopped in the middle of the living room and stared around at everyone. "Firstly," she barked suddenly, making everyone jump. "I'd like to make it clear, that before five in the fucking morning, NO ONE SHALL SHOUT, SCREECH, OR MAKE ANY NOISE!" She shouted loudly. Sani stared at her, eyes widened like tennis balls. "Secondly,"
Everyone gulped, Wolfey sunk lower into the couch, shrinking from view. Karo shut her eyes tight, waiting for the sharp pang and sound of steel hitting skull.
"There will be a few adjustments made to this house. If none can be made, we'll have to move." Akiri said, pacing around, glaring at everyone. "Meaning, we need to be able to accommodate more than twenty people if neccisary." She paused before turning the other way and taking three steps. "Thirdly, seeing as we have a slight problem with anime-"
"WHACHOO!" Komatsu sneezed, interrupting Akiri. Wolfey, Naruto, Karo, Sebastian, Umbra and Sasuke's eyes widened. "Uh... Sorry, err..."
Komatsu was hoisted up from his seat and hung in midair, held by his throat by Akiri, glaring murderously at him.
Toriko stood up, ready to fight. Umbra sighed. "No use... She's not going to let go..." He mumbled to Toriko. Komatsu was choking, unable to breathe. Akiri dropped the small man and returned to her pacing. Toriko settled down, Komatsu hacked and coughed.
"As I was saying," Akiri barked. "Thirdly, we'll need to either make adjustments to this house, or find somewhere, as I said, with lots of room." Karo lifted her hand silently. "What?"
"Uhm... W-why?" Karo asked.
"Training." Was all Akiri said before going outisde to speak to the Martin Lawrence lookalike security guard.
Karo turned to Wolfey. Sebastian stood up. "What?"
"Training?" Kisame questioned.
Akiri returned instantly. Wolfey turned to her. "Why training, Kiki? What for?" She asked. Akiri paused.
Umbra slinked his finger into one of the belt loops on Akiri's pants. "Something's coming." Akiri said, sauntering upstairs.
Sebastian's eyes widened. "What did you see?" He called after her.
Akiri paused. "Figure it out." She said.
There was a long pause. "What did she see?" Coco asked, rubbing his head where the club collided.
"She sees... things..." Wolfey started, but trailed off.
"The future..." Karo added.
Sebastian sighed. "And it seems the vision she had was twisted with the past." He concluded. "But what will happen remains a mystery."
"I don't get it." Sasuke pouted. "Firstly, how did we get here, secondly, who's this dobe?" He asked, pointing at Sani.
"Shut up, duck ass." Wolfey grumbled. "Its not like we all haven't got something that makes us look like a baka. Even Kiki does stupid things."
"Like smoke that funny stuff?" Kakashi asked.
"Yes." Karo said, rolling her eyes.
"Okay, so, can we please sort out breakfast?" Naruto asked. Wolfey giggled.
Sebastian sighed. "Kiki! Going to get breakfast at KFC!" He shouted before dragging Sasuke with him.
There was silence again. Karo stood up. "Well, seeing as we're all awake now,-"
"Hot chocolate?" Wolfey interrupted, jumping up.
Komatsu and Toriko started drooling. "Hot Chocolate..." They moaned.
Karo rolled her eyes. There was a crash from upstairs. Wolfey and Naruto dashed upstairs in a flash. They were expecting something broken, but not the scene in front of them.
Wolfey's jaw clattered to the floor. Naruto stared in silence, eyes bugging out of his skull.
Umbra and Akiri, yet again, were kissing. They had knocked over one of the vases.
Kakashi appeared behind Wolfey and stared wide eyed at the two. "What the fuck?!" Karo shouted, staring at the two.
Akiri and Umbra pulled apart instantly. Thank whoever that Sebastian wasn't there to witness it... "Piss off!" Akiri barked.
"But-"
"FUCK OFF!" Umbra shouted.
Everyone, including Akiri, stared wide eyed at Umbra. "..."
"What?" Umbra asked.
"I'm off!" Karo squeaked and dashed downstairs with Wolfey, Kakashi and Naruto.
Akiri turned to the gothic man. "What... was that?" She asked, astonished.
Umbra blushed slightly. "Nothing..." He said and dissapeared into Akiri's room.
Meanwhile, Karo and Wolfey were blushing like nuts. "I've never heard him shout at anyone before..." Wolfey said.
"Me neither..." Karo nodded.
"What?" Coco was confused. "First there's a crash, then someone shouts 'fuck off' now you guys are giggling like monkeys... What the hell?"
"Oh go stuff yourself wierdo." Kisame grumbled.
"Look who's talking!" Karo howled.
"The pot's calling the kettle black!" Wolfey joined in with laughter.
Itachi couldn't help but snigger, but it was hidded by a cough. "And the hot chocolate you wanted to prepare?" He asked.
Wolfey froze. "Make your own, weasel-shit." She snorted, sauntering upstairs to get her bong.
"Hot Chocolate..." Komatsu and Toriko moaned, both drooling. Sani scrunched his nose up in disgust.
"Make your own." Wolfey said, plopping don on the couch with her didgeridoo. Sebastian and Sasuke returned shortly after with a whole truck load of KFC.
"Okay, seeing as the MC Donalds-" Sebastian was interrupted when Wolfey barked out, crying. "Episode... Didn't go well, I got a shithouse full of food."
"Oh yay, bring it in." Karo rolled her eyed. "Dufus..."
"I need help..." Sebastian rolled his eyes.
"You both need to stop rolling your eyes before they drop out." Itachi said.
Everyone glared at Itachi. The weasel didn't like the attention, so he sharinganed Sani's ass. "There goes the fairy..." Wolfey sighed, giggling.
Akiri stormed downstairs, Umbra following close behind. "We're moving. Now, today." She said.
All heads turned to her. "Wuh?" Wolfey cocked her head to the side.
"Start packing. We've found a large enough space." Akiri dashed back upstairs.
"Oh great..." Sebastian rolled his eyes.
What place has Akiri and Umbra found? Where will they move to? What the fuck will happen? And what the fuck is 'it' doing in the next chapter?!
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