AND NOW...
I, King Bowser Koopa King, present to you, Part One, of the Seventh chapter from the House of Koopa entitled,
-Wario's 'lil Gold-digger!-
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Wendy O. Koopa giggled giddily as she sat next to her boyfriend. The young lovers were in Mushroom City's Grand Central Park celebrating six months of love. Kevin watched as his girlfriend began twirling around happily as she held her brand new charm in the air. It was solid gold with a 'W' embedded in the center of it. He had clearly outdone himself.
"Oh Kevin! You're so amazing!"
"So are you babe…"
(1)Kevin was a Boomerang-Bro. in his teenage years. He had no Boomerang-suit for he preferred a much more 'punk' style of clothes. The teen had traded in his helmet for a black Mohawk (slightly resembling Lemmy's hairstyle) with strands in his face. He moved the loose strands out of his face and stood over her; she looked up at him with a huge smile spread on her puffy lips.
"Thank you so much…"
"I knew you'd love it."
She blushed, "Not as much as I love you."
(2)His heart swelled with delight as they held each other amorously, "I love you more than my own mom." He joked causing her to giggle a little. She stared into his purple eyes as he gazed into her blue eyes. They were locked in the moment, unable to look away. His smile slowly left as he became serious, "Can you promise me something…?"
She was still frozen; all she could do was move her mouth, "Yes…anything." He remained stern as he told her his request.
"Promise me…that you'll never break my heart…" Wendy gasped surprised by his request. "I've been cheated on, lied to, and played like a guitar. I've been hurt so much in the past…I just don't want to get hurt again." He looked down at her with hopeful eyes.
"Aww baby..." she gazed at him saddened, "I promise I'll never break your heart. EVER."
Kevin allowed a smile to appear on his mouth, "Thank you…that's all I want from you. You're devotion, trust, and love."
She put her head on his chest as he held her. "I'll never leave you…" She whispered as they closed his eyes. Wendy felt like she was in Overthere(Heaven)…she didn't know how long they embraced, but it felt like hours.
Until that magical feeling…was suddenly shattered by the 24k word—
"GOLD!"
Her eyes popped open at the sound of it.
"An' this ain't even a quarter of what I coulda stolen! Ya shoulda seen all those jewels! Rubies! Emeralds! Diamonds! An' much, MUCH MORE!"
Her eyes were practically out of her head as she followed the duo of thieves walking down the street their way. Kevin looked down at her confused. "Babe? You okay?"
"Uh…huh…" She muttered trying to listen to the conversation. Wendy unattached herself from him to get a better look at who was doing the yelling.
(3)It was none other than Wario and his twisted partner WaLuigi. Any other day the Koopaling wouldn't have even looked in the direction of the strange creatures, however; this time, Money was the common denominator that drew her attention.
Her mouth was watering as she focused on them. Kevin knew something was up; curious, he followed her gaze.
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(4)"I'm tellin' ya WaLuigi, da next time dat woman messes wit meh, she better build an even stronger castle, cause IM'A BUST IT UP! NO ONE MESSES WIT'A WARIO AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" The greed-king thundered as he walked while carrying bags of loot.
WaLuigi rolled his tiny gray eyes as he helped carry a single bag of treasure. "Yeah whatever." He clearly wasn't interested in his brother's tale of adventuring.
"I mean I completely MOLESTED her castle!" He started guffawing with pleasure as he waddled across the street.
"Wario come on! Shut up about dis stupid story will ya? I don't care about syrupy pirates and yer freakin' treasure!" WaLuigi snapped causing Wario to stop near the Koopaling and her boyfriend.
(5)"Hey! I told ya her name is Captain Maple Syrup! Besides, you'd learn ta care 'bout stuff like that if ya ever went on an adventure wit meh! You'd love it, guaranteed!"
The twig-thin villain put his hand to his face annoyed, "Arrgh…Wario does this look like the face of an adventurer!" He removed his hand showing his face. It was seriously morbid as every detail was shown up-close: bushy eyebrows, warts with afros, random strings of straggly hair all over his skeletal mug, crooked yellow and brown teeth, and swollen eyes with bulky blue suitcases under them.
Wario flinched shuddering with revulsion. WaLuigi nodded, "Like I said. I'm not the adventuring type. I'm creepily-disturbing-ill-omened type, who sits in his shadowy, sinister, lair plotting the inconvenient, unforeseen, and utterly horrendous death of all his adversaries." He corrected with his hand on his bony hip.
"Ugh, whatever! Let's just get this to my castle! Then we head to Diamond City a.k.a. MY CITY!" He yelled for all to hear. He started making his way down the rest of the street. He talked loud and obnoxiously as he and his 'brother' strolled past the picnic setting.
Kevin continued to watch them until they rounded a corner. "Huh…Those are the guys that constantly harass you're dad and the Mario brothers, right?" He waited for an answer…Silence…The Boomerang-Bro. turned around to see he was completely alone. "Wen…dy…?" He stepped forward and felt something under his foot. Lifting his boot, he saw what was on the floor…the charm he gave the apple of his eye…His heart began to feel heavy. Kevin picked it up and looked it over with sadness. They were supposed to be celebrating their love for one another…
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(6)The purple and pink clothed Magikoopa quietly hummed to herself while sitting on a stool in the kitchen area of Bowser's Castle. She was reading the best-seller 'How To' spell book called 'Mama-Kamella Knows Best!' Sure Kammy Koopa hated the woman, but Kamella's books were top in the Kingdom for their easy-to-understand instructions.
The little witch smiled and turned the page. She was completely content. Everything was peaceful; the servants were cleaning everything, the Koopalings were all out and about doing their own thing, Bowser was aggravating Mario and Luigi as usual, and Kamek…well, she didn't know what he was doing and she didn't care. The castle was quiet and 'hers'. She picked up her mug of forced-to-be-made-fresh-coffee and got ready to take a sip of the steaming vanilla-flavored goodness.
"KAMMY!"
A crash sounded in the kitchen followed by screeching and things being knocked over. Wendy ran straight into it to see Kammy the Magikoopa on the floor with a large stain on the front of her purple robes. She was groaning as Koopas helped her up.
"KAMMY! I need you're-" The Koopa girl noticed the other servants cleaning but still listening. "Okay everyone out!" She ordered pointing at the door. Seeing how slow they were moving, she started shove them out franticly and slammed the door shut with a twist of the lock. "There!" She twisted around to Kammy with a slightly frightening look, "KAMMY!"
(7)"What is it Wendilla!" she somewhat yelled getting frustrated and worried at the princesses wild behavior.
"I. Think. I'm. In. LOVE!"
The old woman gasped, "OH! Wait…didn't you already tell me you were in love with Kevin?"
"Who? No! I'm in love with something else!"
"Hm? Who?"
Wendy began to think, "Um…I forgot what his name was…but all I know is that he's fat, ugly, hairy, wears yellow and purple with green shoes and has a very well-stylized mustache…"
Kammy stared at her in disbelief, "…You just described Wario…"
The teenage Koopa snapped her fingers in joy, "That's him!"
"AHHHH!" The witch screamed stumbling backwards, "YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH WARIO!"
"WHAT! SHELL NO! I'M IN LOVE WITH HIS MONEY!"
"…Wha?" O.O
(8)Wendy closed her eyes and twirled around, "I've found the man of my dreams Kammy…He's got the three characteristics I've always wanted…Count them with me Readers!" She began to list them on her three clawed fingers:
"1. He's stinkin' filthy loaded with Riches!
2. He's a infamous Treasure Hunter who is feared for his amazing treasure-nabbing abilities!
3. And did I forget to mention he's STINKIN' FILTHY LOADED WITH RICHES, TREASURE AND CASH!"
(9)The old nanny Koopa sighed and looked down, "You can't be serious…"
The Koopa-girl got in Kammy's wrinkled moldy face with a frightening grin plastered on her mug, "Oh but I am…And I need your help to snatch his crusty heart!"
Kammy Koopa shook her head, "Not a chance! NOPE! I'm not going to get yelled and screamed at by your bad-tempered father!" She turned around, "You're on your own lil' miss missy! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to wash my robe as well as my dentures!"
Wendy turned around with her arms crossed and pretended to sigh with hopelessness, "Aww…I guess I'll never be as Beautiful as you …"
Kammy instantly spun around (surprisingly without breaking her hip) and gazed at the teen, "Beautiful you say!"
The spoiled brat grinned darkly before looking towards the ugly old woman, "Yeah…I mean you're my role model! You're incredibly sexy, bodacious, experienced and you're the most soon-ta-drop-dead gorgeous Magikoopa to ever limp across the Kingdom! You're Mushroom Kingdom's Next Top Model!" She screamed getting her caretaker amped with bliss and joy and unfortunately pride.
Kammy giggled like a school girl and began twirling around, "It is true that I am the most beautiful of all! The magic mirror told me itself!" Wendy grinned as the witch started posing in terrible stances trying to be sexy. "Wendilla! I guess I could help you out a little…I mean I'm no miracle worker! Not everyone was born this fine!" She let out a ear-piercing cackle causing the Koopaling to glare at her.
"So let's go already! Do the spell! I want to be made into the sexiest woman to ever live!"
"Other than me of course!"
"Yeah…" -_-;
(10)The model in her own reality, giggled as she took out her magic scepter and began twirling around like a ballerina while making her way over to her target. She waved it in the air and started spinning around Wendy while colorful pink and purple dust danced around the princess. Kammy then shouted out the incantation.
"Bibbidy, Bobbidy, Boo!
Big Bootie, Big Hair, Big Boobs and Big Hips!"
"Abra, Kadarba, Alakazam!
Make this Girl a Woman who gets big Tips!"
"BAM-BAM!
ROB VAN DAM!
SHAAAAAAAAAAZAM!"
The entire time she was saying the spell, Wendy was changing for the better. Her body lengthened, her once bald head was now growing sparkling full hair and her scales were falling off. She was floating in the air as the magic did what it was told to do. Kammy watched while spinning around.
Finally the enchantment was over.
Wendy O. Koopa was placed gently on the ground as the glow from her body left her. The Magikoopa went over to her amazed at what she saw. The woman opened her eyes and slowly got to her feet. She looked at her hairless limbs speechless of their appearance. Strands of her hair fell in face causing her to gasp. Her biggest dream was to have hair…and now she had it. She smiled and grabbed her long hair and hugged it sincerely. Tears fell from her eyes.
"My dear…What's the matter?" Kammy asked seeing the glistening liquid fall from the princess's bright blue eyes. "Isn't this what you wanted?"
Princess Wendy smirked and wiped her eyes, "Of course it is." She turned around and looked in a mirror above the kitchen sink and gazed at her image. "This is…perfect…I'm even hotter than Princess Peach…" She grinned, "Now with my new look, Wario's heart will be simple to steal…along with his treasure. I'll take it all and he won't even know it til it's gone."
"Just remember! No one can know of this! If anyone finds out I'll be done for!"
"Thank you Ms. Obvious." -_-
The Magikoopa remembered one last thing, "I forgot! The spell ends at-"
"I know! I know! I have read fairy tales before you know!"
"Ok. Well, be gone Wendilla! You don't have all day!"
(11)She grimaced hearing her name. She hated it. Kammy was the only one who called her by her full name. "Wendilla is such an ugly name for an even uglier Koopaling…My new name is…" She spun around gracefully and posed, "…Angelina O. Hilton Mariah Electra Pamela Aguilera!" ;D
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The Wario Bros. walked down the clean streets of Diamond City. It was a marvelous place that was full of Humans and creatures of all kinds. Wario claimed it was his city. No one knows if it's true or not and most of the residents don't even care. The partners in crime were headed to the yellow man's house. They had just come from his castle earlier; it was where they dump off all Wario's treasure. WaLuigi never understood why the fat man would use his castle only for storing the treasure and choose to instead live in a quiet cozy home.
"I really don't, it just don't make any sense to meh!"
Wario scratched his butt while walking, "It makes plenty of sense ya moron. I like da castle, but it's so boring! All I ever did was sit on mah throne laughing, pickin' mah nose an' eatin' garlic! Why do dat in da castle when I can buy a house as well and do all dat there AND watch TV, tend to a garden an' my chickys AND I never have to worry 'bout people comin' in to visit only ta eye my glorious riches! If they can't see it, I don't have ta worry. SIMPLE."
The twig-thin villain shook his head, "Whatever. I'd rather live in da castle! It's da perfect place for a future king ta thrive in while plannin' ta make da world his..."
"MAN! Where did you get dis freakin' insane idea ta take over da world! Was it Uncle Shane!"
"NO! Dad didn't give me any ideas! I did! Seein' Bowser constantly tryin' to take over gave me the idea! Besides…I almost did once!"
Wario let out a throaty guffaw, "YEAH! THAT WAS THE LAMEST PLAN EVER!"
"NO IT WASN'T!"
"Uh, yeah it was."
"NOOO! IT WASN'T!"
"Uh, yeah it was."
"AARGH! NO IT WASN'T!"
"Uh, yeah it was."
WaLuigi snarled and was about to scream at him when suddenly they both felt a presence unlike anything they ever felt before. They spun around and saw what caught their attention. It was the most beautiful woman they had ever seen…She had long swirling bubblegum-pink tresses that bounced as she stylishly strolled down the street towards them. She wore a long purple and pink and white dress with a split that ran up her thigh. It sparkled making her look like she was clothed with magnificent jewels. Wario's jaw dropped to the floor as he watched her. At once hip hop music started up as a Goomba with dreads jumped to the side along with a Koopa wearing a backwards cap.
(12)The Koopa started singing as his friend provided the background words. "She's Dangerous! (Uh-Huh!) Super-bad! (Okay!) Better watch out she'll take ya cash! She's a Gold-digger! (Sho' is!) She's a Gold-Digger!"
It was time for the Goomba to start rapping. He jumped in front and began as the woman stopped several feet from Wario and began dancing and showing off her beauty, "Yeah, she's a money-magnet, smell a dollar bill in ya clothes; gold-digga signs from her head to her toes." She dramatically flipped her flowing hair and blew Wario a kiss causing his eyes to nearly fall out of his head. "Ya hear me sayin' no don't mess with the stress; she's out to get ya dough nothin', more nothin' less!" Her eyes gleamed like sapphires as she gazed at him enchantingly while shaking her bootie seductively. "She's lookin' for a prize, man you killin' me actin' like you see the dollar signs in her eyes! She won't her nails done, and her hair too, plus a diamond necklace that's all on you!" The gorgeous lady stroked her succulent bare neck with her glittery purple nails and then ran them through her hair winking at the gaping treasure-hunter, "You still can't see it, yeah you a sucka if you do it home-boy and man I couldn't be it!" Men of all types were mesmerized by her as she strutted up to the spellbound villains ready to finish the job, "Hypnotized by the good looks? (Yup!) Maybe; but a victim for a good crook? (Nope!) Not me! Consider yourself warned! So you can stay or stick to my rhyme and get the heck away! Either way go figure! She's a Gold-Digger! Getting' close as your bankroll grows bigger!" The Goomba ended as his partner finished off the song.
"She's Dangerous! (Alright!) Super-bad! (Okay!) Better watch out she'll take ya cash! She's a Gold-digger! (Sho' is!) She's a Gold-Digger! She's Dangerous! (Uh-Huh!) Super-bad! (Okay!) Better watch out she'll take ya cash! She's a Gold-Digger…!" The Koopa's voice faded as he and the Goomba walked away. She stopped in front of the Wario bros. looking down her voluptuous breasts as Wario.
"Excuse me…but I just had to tell you that I absolutely adore your mustache…" She complemented breathily causing him to grin stupidly at her. She smirked and stroked it enticingly. "It takes my breath away…"
He was speechless. The fat man had never seen such gorgeousness so close…It was as if she was created out of the blue using powerful magic. He closed his eyes and took a whiff of her and opened his mouth loving it. Her aroma reminded him of…cotton-candy. He looked at her face and smirked, "Um…if you like it so much…How about I take you out on a date where you can stroke it as much as you want…?" WaLuigi looked at his cousin with disbelief.
She smiled sweetly and stood up completely, "That sounds…inviting…" The purple clad stick-man gaped in shock. He couldn't believe she actually accepted.
Wario grinned excitedly and jumped up in glee causing her to chuckle. He then composed himself remembering not to blow it. "Okay! Err, where would you like ta go?" The portly thief never ate out sadly. He had no idea what kind of popular restaurants were around. All he ever dined on was garlic, poultry, beef, fish and junk food; never anything classy. He barely used utensils.
"Hmm…how about somewhere…Expensive." She purred with dollar signs in her eyes. The cash cow nodded with a weak smile.
"Anything for you gorgeous…"
A wide smirk formed on her face, "Meet me at The Posh Palace at 8:00pm sharp and wear something nice."
He nodded crazily, "A-okay! This will be the best date you've EVER been on!"
Her eyes twinkled, "Delightful…" She turned away to leave and remembered something. "Oh, by the way…" She gracefully turned around, "My name is Angelina O. Hilton Mariah Electra Pamela Aguilera…but you can call me Angel…" The woman added with a seductive wink. With that, she walked away as eyes followed her down the street.
"Angel…" Wario sighed causing his partner to growl obviously jealous. WaLuigi crossed his arms and walked on ahead.
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-7:45-
(13)"Eh!...eh…mmp! Ack! Huuuurrrr…uaah…"
WaLuigi looked up from his laptop annoyed hearing his cousin's constant grunting. He sneered and continued browsing the internet.
"Uaah…Huuuurrrr! Ack! Mmp…eh…Eh!"
WaLuigi looked up from his laptop once again aggravated hearing his cousin's constant groaning. He snarled and continued browsing the internet edgily.
"Mmp…Huuuurrrr! Ack! Uaa—"
"WILL YOU STOP DAT!" WaLuigi screeched jumping up from his chair knocking his PC down.
He ran into the small hallway and into Wario's room. He looked around and found the tubby man in his underwear lying on his back with his legs straight in the air as he struggled to pull on formal black pants with great difficulty.
Wario glared at the stick-man, "What?"
"Aye, aye, aye…Are you serious? You really going dis far?"
"Of course! This gal may be da one! I have ta impressed her!" He continued trying to force his gelatinous rump into the slick and refined pants he bought just for the date. "I'm…Eh! Even gonna…eh…mmp! Rent a yacht—Ack! Huuuurrrr…to make things…uaah…especially romantic!" He growled and began throwing a temper tantrum. "I GIVE UP! If I continue to pull at these pants, I'll accidentally rip them apart with my bulging muscles!"
WaLuigi rolled his eyes, "Right…"
Wario then got an idea; he reached out in alarm, "Quickly! Help me pull them up! It's almost 8:00 and I have a plan!" The man in purple and black eyed his friend and shrugged.
"Fine. At least if I get rid of you, I'll have the place to myself."
"YES!"
"Ugh…what's the plan?"
-7:50-
"Dis…is STUPID!"
"JUST PULL HARDER AND THANK THE STARS NOONES' ABLE TO SEE DIS!"
"MY KNEES! YOU'RE CRUSHING MY KNOBBY LIL' KNEES!"
"STOP BEING SUCH A BABY!"
"…OH. MY. GOD."
A third voice among them startled the Wario Bros. they immediately paused in the positions they were in and turned to see a young woman standing in the doorway along with her spellbound friend.
(14)"MONA! ASHLEY!" Wario and WaLuigi shouted in shock.
The girls were frozen. Their eyes refused to move away from the incredibly misleading scene. WaLuigi was sitting in a chair facing the girls with his legs wide open; his cousin was bent over with his large head in between the thin man's legs holding on to WaLuigi's knees as the villainous twig pulled Wario's pants up by the belt. From the girl's point of view…it wasn't very pretty.
"What on earth is going on here!" Mona asked with wide eyes.
WaLuigi jumped up and pushed Wario away, "DAT WASN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE HONEST!"
Ashley glared at them, "Uh-huh."
The money-grubber got up snarling and shoved his 'brother' out of the chair hard before addressing the intruders, "How the heck did you two get in here!"
"Uh, the front door was unlocked, duh." The red-haired teenager answered matter-of-factly.
"Oh…well, you're trespassing on my time!"
"What?"
"NEVER MIND! I have to go!" He snapped grabbing his dress shirt and jacket. Mona walked over to WaLuigi.
"Um, what's going on?"
"Mr. big-shot here's got a beauty of a date to meet up with…"
(15)Mona's eyes widened with surprise, "A WHAT!"
Ashley smirked, "Impossible. No girl would be dumb enough to like someone as selfish and greedy as him."
Wario growled at them and put his hands on his hips, "FYI, she is indeed into me and we're going to have a lovely date over at The Posh Palace." He told them with a refined manner of speech.
WaLuigi grinned at Ashley, "How much ya wanna bet he's gonna screw up da date!"
"I AM NOT GONNA SCREW IT UP!" He pointed at them, "Just wait! I'ma get a second date with her! She's gonna fall head over hills in love with me! HA!" He stomped away with the rest of his cloths and went out the room. "HA!"
…
"So…yeah…What'chu girls wanna do?" He looked at them. Mona was frozen in shock and Ashley was filing her nails. She glanced at him and shrugged. "Uh, wanna help me plot the inconvenient, unforeseen, and utterly horrendous death of all his adversaries?"
(16)She narrowed her blood-red eyes and smirked, "That sounds…inviting…"
~v~
-Meanwhile-
(17)Bowser, The Almighty King, faced his family grinning with joy. "ALRIGHT KOOPALINGS! I have big BIG news!" He watched as their faces lit up with curiosity, "I, meaning, me and not any of you, well, maybe Junior, have FINALLY been invited to the 11th annual Mario Party! WHOO!"
Everyone just glared at him annoyed.
Roy growled, "SERIOUSLY? That's what you called us all down here for! MAN! I was in the middle of a serious workout!"
Bowser smirked, "Don't worry! You'll all be getting back to whatever you were doing soon. I'm leaving tonight! I'm going over to that party place they created and I'm leaving Ludwig as my replacement!"
"AWWWW!" The koopalings moaned irritated at their dad's decision.
"PANCAKES!" Lemmy randomly shouted while lying on his beach ball. Ludwig went to the front and faced his siblings.
"Don't worry Father; I'll keep them all in line while you're away."
(18)"That's mah boy!" The Koopa King grabbed his suitcase and snapped his fingers. Immediately his Koopa Clown Car flew into the room and hovered in front of him. He threw his suitcase inside and hopped in, "OK! I'm outta here! If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link!" Everyone looked at him confused as he got ready to leave; he turned to them partly to correct his order, "I mean, well you know what I mean! PEACE OUT!" With a salute he flew right out into the night sky guffawing at the thought of crushing his rivals in every mini-game.
With their father gone, the eldest prince spun around to look at his family, "It appears that I'm in command! That means, I get to lay down the rules!" He ignored Roy's obnoxious moaning and continued, "Rule Number One: No aggravating noises! Number Two: Don't harass me! Rule Number Three: No going out past your curfew! I want you in this castle before that clock strikes 9:30." He pointed at the large grandfather clock on the wall, "If you're not in here by then I shall alert father and he will deal with you when he returns, now do you all understand?"
He scanned each of their faces as they nodded in understanding. Ludwig grinned and crossed his arms, "Excellent." He was about to speak when he realized they were missing someone…Hm? Where's Wendy? He looked around thinking to himself.
"Hey, I just noticed Sis isn't here…" Bowser Junior said glancing at the others.
"Everyone! Search for Wendy. She's supposed to be here! It's almost curfew-time…"
Iggy Koopa chuckled, "We're on it brother! We'll search high and low for her!" He then ran in the opposite direction followed by Lemmy.
"Ah, whatever! If you need me, I'll be eating a cow." Morton Koopa Jr. told them while walking away.
The blue-haired Koopaling sighed and turned to the door, "If you're out there, you better hope you make it to his house before the clock strikes 9:30…"
~v~
8:02 p.m.
Where is that fat moneybag! He's late! Princess Wendy O. Koopa, a.k.a. Angelina O. Hilton Mariah Electra Pamela Aguilera, thought to herself while standing outside The Posh Palace; she had her arms across her chest and her hair in a thick bun in order to look refined. She had returned to the Castle earlier to get a change of outfit courtesy of Kammy the Magikoopa. She now wore another long elegant dress that was more pink and red than purple this time. UGH! I told him 8:00! I am so not happy!
"Hey! Angel! I'm here!" A voice cried from behind her. Wendy composed herself and put on the sweetest smile before turning to see him finally arrive.
Wario froze instantly marveling at her beauty. She took in his appearance which consisted of incredibly tight black pants, purple shoes, and a black and yellow tuxedo. He wore a large black and green top hat as well somewhat making him seem taller. She chuckled and he smiled embarrassed.
"Shall we go in?" He asked trying hard to use proper English. He held up his arm for her to grab. She took it and he smirked, "I'll be careful not to crush your delicate hand in my vice grip-like arm." Angelina shook her head while he laughed at his own joke. "Let the greatest date you've ever been on…BEGIN!"
8:12 p.m.
The two were finally led to a table in the west of the elaborate restaurant. It was large, white and reeked of snobby aristocrats. Angel waited for her date to hold the seat out for her but instead he went to his side and sat his large butt in his own chair. She put her hands on her hips and made a coughing sound. Wario gasped and jumped up.
Suddenly a tall and handsome human came from behind her and pulled the seat out, "'ere you go my sweet…"
"Why thank you…" She was about to sit down when Wario angrily ripped the seat from under her causing her to scream and fall to the floor. He then preformed his trademark dash-attack ramming the man across the room.
"Stay away from my woman!" He snarled angrily. Angelina grabbed the table pulling herself back to her feet. Wario noticed and helped her up, "Sorry about that…" He picked her up and sat her in the chair before casually shoving her up to the table causing her to yelp from the pain, "Now where were we?" B)
8:29 p.m.
Their food was brought to the table much to Wario's glee. He grinned and immediately started shoving food into his mouth. The waiter hadn't even left the table yet before the piggish-anti-hero had his hand up. She looked at him with revulsion seeing all the food and mess on him and his outfit.
"Um…yes?"
"Hey! Bring meh about two more of what I just ordered! Dat was awesome! And be quick about it!"
"Ugh, Fine. Just don't eat the table before I come back." She told him with an annoyed look. He just laughed and she walked away with her tray. "Yeah! Like I'd actually eat a table! AHAHAHAAA!"
8:47 p.m.
"I can't believe you did that…"
"Sorry, I couldn't help myself!" The beautiful woman shook her head in disgrace. "I gotta say, now that I'm more comfortable around you, this date seems to be going swell!" A rumbling came from the pit of his belly alerting her. He shook his head and coughed into his fist. "Sorry, that was gas." He told her with a small smile. She nodded and was about to speak when suddenly a monstrous noise came from out of his mouth in the form of a gale wind-like-belch. Angel was almost blown out of her chair from the force. After a few seconds it stopped. Wario relaxed and unexpectedly burped up a chunk of wood. He picked it up and examined it "Oh, man that table was good heh heh, almost better than the food they serve here!"
Wendy growled angrily and Wario looked to see she had pieces of wood and globs of spit clinging to her from the forceful belch. "Um….sorry about that too."
She sneered and stood up slowly, "Excuse me while I…powder my nose…" He nodded with a huge smile. Angelina groggily walked to the ladies room.
"Man…she's so hot…even when covered in cold, smelly saliva." Wario murmured with a big smile as he closed his eyes and began chewing on a table leg oblivious to the tormented screech from within the female restroom.
9:06 p.m.
"Waiter! HEY WAITER!"
Wendy put a hand to her face trying to block the glares at her table as Wario distastefully yelled for the attendant's attention.
The Toad-server walked over to them and growled, "I'm a woman."
"And you're point?"
"I'm not a waiter! I'm a WAITRESS!" She snapped irritated.
The greed-king rolled his eyes, "Yeah, whatever. "
"UGH! What is it sir!"
(19)Wario pointed at his bowl of soup, "There's a fly in my soup!"
The woman narrowed her eyes, "Seriously, you called me over here just to play a lame joke on me!"
"NOOO, really! There it is right there!"
He pointed at the tiny insect sitting on a piece of beef while sipping the stew through a crazy straw. It stopped and grinned at the woman with a charming voice, "Sup baby…" B}
She cringed and Wario shook his head, "Ah, you're doing it wrong WAITRESS!" He complained, "You're supposed to say something funny! Something like, 'Yes sir he committed Insecticide!' Or 'Yes, it's the rotting meat dat attracts them!' OR, 'Couldn't be, sir; da cook used 'em all in da Raisin bread!'" He let out a hearty guffaw clearly amusing himself.
Angel looked to see most of the people in the restaurant screaming, throwing up or leaving out of disgust. She sighed and dropped her head on the table with a Thud! WHEN WILL THIS DATE BE OVER!
9: 24 p.m.
"Wow…that was the best date of my life…WASN'T IT!" Wario screamed from Angel's side as they walked down the night street past. Men and women stared as they went past each other going to their own destinations. Unfortunately the couple was forced out of The Posh Palace thanks to the rapid decrease of its customers. Wendy had forgotten why she was even on the date with him until she saw Wario pull out a hefty-sized wallet stuffed with cash and pay them. Her attitude brightened immediately and her mission was refreshed in her mind.
She smiled and clapped, "It was absolutely the best! You sure know how to treat a lady!" She cooed causing him to blush.
"Aww shucks…Well, I just wanted ta impress you."
"And you did a good job Wario…"
The romantic elf closed his eyes and puckered his lips out while standing on his tippy-toes. Angelina scowled with utter disgust and shrugged giving in. If this will get me into his wallet, whatever! Just a kiss! She closed her eyes, and bent waaaay down to give him the symbol of affection….
"WENDY?"
=O_O= !
The beautiful woman shot back up fully and spun around in shock and surprise. It was her supposed to be one & only…
(20)"KEVIN!"
Wario's eyes opened and he turned to glare at him annoyed, "Kevin! Who da heck is he!"
The teenage Boomerang Bro. stared at the princess masquerading as a full grown woman. He couldn't believe it…and neither could Wendy. She didn't think anyone would be able to recognize her. The silence lasted for almost a full minute until Wario broke it.
"HEY! Can someone please say something! What's going on!" He crossed his arms and glared at the punk across from him.
Angel glanced at her date, "Nothing…he's just…Nobody! I don't even know him darling, let's just go!" She smiled nervously at Wario and forced him to turn around and keep walking down the street. "He's nothing to me, okay hon?"
Kevin's heart felt like it had been sliced open…he clenched his fists, "Is that what I am to you now? Nothing?" Kevin asked loud enough for her to hear. He glowered at her while baring his teeth and fighting back the tears, "After all we've been through you're just going to throw it all away!"
Angelina turned to him halfway with watery eyes and faced the front as she and her new BF walked away. The heart-broken teen watched until he could no longer see them. His mind was in turmoil trying to wrap around the encounter. He didn't understand what was going on…She had just promised that she'd never break his heart that very morning….and not even a day later…she rips it in two. The teen yelled out and angrily took out the charm he got her and threw it to the floor before walked away.
…
A hand picked up the golden 'W' and gazed at it. Several tears fell onto it causing it to shimmer in the light of the lamppost above him. Kevin gripped it tightly and put his hands back into the pockets of his jeans. With his head down, he continued walking home…
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9:46 p.m.
"This is where we part ways…" Angel said to Wario. They were in Toad Town standing in front of a house; Wario assumed it was hers.
"Ah, what a lovely home you have here, very…um, classy." He said trying his best to make the date perfect all the way down to the end.
"Thank you…"
"Yeah, you're welcome." He looked at his feet and then back at her, "Did I do good?"
She smiled a little and nodded, "Yes, you did well."
That gave him a blissful grin, "Does this mean we're in a relationship? And that you're my Girlfriend now! And that I'm you're Boyfriend!" He inquired with big 'anime' eyes filled with hope.
She looked down still thinking about what had happened earlier. She was confused and depressed. With a forced smile, Angel looked at him and bent waaaay down and gave him a little peck on the cheek. "Yes…"
Instantly, grand fireworks exploded in his head as his 'stach sizzled and then straightened, and his face turned a rosy pink. His mind was in a whirlwind after the kiss. With a slight smile, she put her phone number on his hand with a feathery pen, turned him around and gave him a little push to get him going. He wobbled like a drunk as his eyes changed colors. He felt like his feet would lift off the ground and never touch the floor again. For the first time in his life…he could remove the 'Single' status on his OkayCupid and actually put 'In a Relationship'.
Wendy watched as he walked dizzily down the street and she turned around with her hand on her chest. "Kevin…"
9:57 p.m.
"Wow! You got here just in time!" Kammy Koopa yelled seeing Princess Wendy walk through the back door.
"What are you talking about? I had plenty of time. Just turn me back to my normal self…"
They sneakily walked through the lower floors and two minutes later, they arrived in the kitchen. The witch hurried the servants out and had the woman stand in the center of the room.
"Okay deary! Here we go!" Kammy began to wave her magic wand in waves and Wendilla began to glow…Her hair began to shrink back into her head and was replaced with the usual bow. The woman quickly became a Koopaling once again as the beautiful dress faded away into sparkles. "Hm? It seems I sped up the process. Anywho, there you are! Back to your old self!"
The Koopa-like teen sighed and gave a weak smile. "Yeah, thanks." I'm back to my normal ugly self. Ugh. Whatever…" Kammy looked at her with pity.
"Cheer up Wendilla…Someday…I'm sure-no I guarantee, that you'll become a beautiful woman and maybe, just maybe, be a gorgeous as me!" ;D
Wendy: =_=;;
The Koopa Princess walked away and went out of the kitchen. Her feet carried her up the many stairs and into her room where she finally crawled onto her fluffy pink bed…where she began to stare at the beautiful stars outside her window. Her heart ached with pain knowing she had broken a very important promise…She let a tear fall from her eyes and stared at the twinkling lights, completely unaware that her ex was gazing at the stars as well...
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-Disclaimer: I do not, have not, and will not, own anything in this chapter.
Im so sorry I took so long to write this chapter! I was so busy with IADT and work that I completely fell behind in this and my other fan-fics! Fortunately, I was able to write enough of this chap to post it as a two-parter. Will I completely finish the second part of chapter 7, I will reattach this part to it and make it as a whole again. It may end to be almost 40 Microsoft word pages! =O That's a lot considering chapter six was 29pgs lol So….I hope you enjoy this new chapter!
PLEASE REVIEW!
By the way…PLEASE make sure you check out my other story entitled: Total Drama: WORLDs at WAR! If you like 'House of Koopa', then you'll love my other story! ^-^ I guarantee that! Plus Ima sorta make it interactive! Maybe, it all depends on the actual story.
Anyways!
Thank you for Reading and Reviewing! ;D
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-Notes & References and ALL OF THEE ABOVE!-
(1) We finally get to meet Kevin! Yep, she's dating a rocker! He's even the lead guitarist of his own band, the 'Punk-Bros 5'! I know you'll like his character! I do! ^^ If only things went his way in this and the next chapter…poor lad.
(2) I was told I'm GREAT with lovey-dovey scenes and such. That's good since I like putting them in lol This chap may cause people to dislike Wendy a little, oh well, she is who she is right?
(3) Wario and WaLuigi! This is Wario's first appearance in the story as you know, that robot was merely a, well, robot of the fat man. And I capitalize the 'L' in WaLuigi's name on purpose because I love it spelt that way. So don't try to correct me! Oh and you can be sure WaLuigi is going to get a lot of screen time, he's my favorite character! Other than Junior and Petey Piranha! 3
(4)Remember when Captain Syrup ended up stealing all of the hard-stolen cash and treasure at the end of 'Wario Land: Shake It!' ? Yeah, Mr. Garlic-Breath decided to storm her castle, steal all her treasure as well as his, and destroy her castle! Wow, you better believe she's not going to be happy when she returns to find her home in a complete wreck!
(5) Have you wondered why we never see WaLuigi in a Wario game? Well, I explained for you lol That paragraph of explicit detail was a parody of Squidward when Spongebob tried to get him to eat a crabby patty lol HAD TO USE THAT! xD
(6) Hm… 'Mama-Kamella Knows Best!' that book title gives me an idea…Hmmmmmm x)
(7) Wendilla is Wendy's true name in my story. Only Kammy calls her that. Everyone else calls her that to annoy usually. Especially Iggy lol
(8) Did you guys count the reasons with Wendy! XD She had some great motives!
(9) I bet you guys were wondering, "Why would a Princess want to be a normal girl to fall in love with some rich guy when she should be loaded already?" Or something like that. Well, Bowser's the reason why. He doesn't allow his kids to squander their money. He keeps it all only allowing those responsible like Ludwig, to use it freely. Bowser either has himself, Kammy or Kamek, buys whatever the Koopalings need if they find it necessary. So, Wendy want whatever she wants, therefore she needs a fat idiotic moneybag!
(10) That spell was full of references lol. I mean, Fairy God-mother! The Pokemon evolution of Abra! A bit of Hooters lol; The action actor Rob Van Dam! Bam-Bam from Flintstones! And Captain Marvel/Shazam the movie! Wow, I referenced all that!
(11) Good Grief, she just couldn't stick with a normal name lol I'm sure you can guess all those celebs' she referenced in that ridiculous name!
(12) I was laughing as I wrote this dance scene! xD Who knew Wendy could dance! I thought that song fit perfectly in this chapter ^^
(13) I doubt anyone saw that funny pattern I did with Wario's groaning! I repeated it four times in a different order each time! Man I'm slick! I laughed just seeing how I did it!
(14) Mona and Ashley! I'm certain you guys knew someone from Wario Ware Inc. would show up lol Mona and Ashley are awesome and you can be sure other characters will show up, even if it's just for an instant.
Yeah…that little scene was incredibly mis-leading ^^; I'm sure the girls' respect for them fell just a bit lol
(15) What's this? Is Mona jeal...no it cant be…like Ashley said, no one would be into him thanks to his personality. At least, that's what they think….
(16) Is this Shipping I did…Oh my…I cant possibly make a relation out of those two characters!...Or can I? :]
(17) YAY! Bowser's finally a playable character in Mario Party! Cant wait to play as him! But if hes a character now, I wonder who'll be the main antagonist? Maybe Fawful? Dimentio? Shroobs? Interesting concept!
(18) Im sure you all have see these famous words spoofs and stuff lol "Mah Boy!" There from that retarded cartoon thing on the Legend of Zelda! xD
(19) I love those Waiter Waiter jokes! They're hilarious! You should look them up and have yourself a good laugh!
(20) This was a sad scene to write…So depressing! Im sure you guys didn't expect to see him again so soon! ^^ Not that it's a good thing that he showed up right when his girl was about to kiss a stranger. I bet you're wondering how he knew Wendy was Angel…perhaps it'll be revealed in the second part?