Yay! Next chapter! Here is chapter seven for everybody. And, just to tell you all, I revised the chapter titled BAM! (It's also chapter one) But only minorly, I revised because somebody pointed out something I got wrong...I only added onto the last Author's Note on that one...So, yeah, thanks!

Disclaimer: "Actually, yes I'm J.K. Rowling and Stephenie Meyer merged together." I wonder what would happen if somebody said that...I'm not going to try, because that would be telling a lie.

Bella POV

Chapter Seven - WOW!

Edward and I both stared in shock at a very hyper Alice. She squealed a fangirl-worthy squeal. What was wrong with her?

"Um...Alice?" I asked a bit hesitantly. "Are you okay?"

"Calm down, dear. Please, calm down." Jasper said in an exasperated way. He carefully laid his hand on her shoulder. "Stop bouncing." Immediately, she stopped moving.

Happiness was evident on her face. Her eyes shone with joy and excitement. Basically every form of happy emotion was on Alice's small, pixie-like face in those moments. It was strange, I don't think I've ever seen her this happy, even when she goes shopping.

"Can I seriously have your autograph?" She asked Harry, while she continued to smile widely.

Edward and I turned simultaneously to gauge Harry and Albus' reaction. Harry, ever so slowly, nodded. He bit his lip and moved forward. "I suppose so. It can't do much harm, can it?"

Albus simply looked amused at Alice's immature behaviour.

"I've never seen her act like this." Edward whispered to me while Harry signed a slip of paper that Alice had magically (A/N: Do not blame me for the coincidental wording.) produced. "It's odd seeing her this jubilant."

I nodded quickly at his words.

"Thank you so much!" Alice thanked Harry while squealing once again. "WOW! This is the best thing EVER!" Jasper seemed hurt by her loud exclamations. He frowned and looked away. I saw his lips move as he murmured something to low for my weak, human ears to catch.

"Oh, I didn't mean it like that, Jazz!" Alice said, turning around to face her husband. She tucked her piece of paper in her back pocket. "You're the best thing that ever happened to me, Jasper. I love you."

Harry backed away slowly from the slightly intimate moment. I smiled.

"Would this be a convenient time for explanations to be inserted?" Albus asked with a twinkle in his eyes.

All of us turned to look at him.

He had sat down at his large desk again, his hands were folded neatly in front of him. Harry had moved to Albus' side, behind his desk. His stance was somewhat...protective, maybe? Or was it preservative, somebody like him would usually only have one goal in mind: survive. I couldn't blame him, anyway, the Cullens were all always intimidating, whether or not they chose to do so.

"Now, then. Back to the matter at hand."

A frown creased Edward's brow suddenly. He looked up at Albus. "We pose as no threat to you." He said defensively. I quickly nodded in agreement.

"Edward's right." Alice said, calm once again, "We're not going to hurt anybody."

"Oh, we know." Harry said.

"We don't fear for our safety." Albus said. "We fear for your safety."

Okay, I hope everybody like that! I'm sorry it took oh so very long to update. My life is a very hectic thing. I tried to update before, but I forgot to save and I accidently clicked the BACK button...I'm so sorry! But, I actually like this "remake" much better. :D

So, how do you guys like the new formatish thing? I finally figured out how to use line breaks! Now, this is how I'm going to do author's notes. It's much more efficent and more sightly...haha, I feel like I'm trying to sell a house. "And don't forget, if you review now, you'll get water and heating for FREE!" :D

I'll try to update this upcoming weekend...but, I probably won't get to it. (1) Because I have Academic Team Regionals (yes, I'm that kind of geek, DON'T RESENT ME!) and (2) because the Twilight DVD is coming out (-squeal!-) and I'll be watching it over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

Thank you for reading! And I know I usually don't do this, but, REVIEW! Thank you and have a nice day. :D ("And don't forget to come back for our next open house!")

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