The Adventures of the FazBabies

A Five Nights at Freddy's Story heavily influenced by KudleyFan93's Baby Boom and FazCutie

Chapter 7: Snap Crackle Pop, Minds Cracking

"Rebecca, please, you're going to get a bruise banging your head against the wall..." Rebecca stopped and glared at Mike.

"My dad is regaling all of my embarrassing stories to Springs." She stated. "I will never be able to look anyone in the face here again."

"Oh come on, it's not that bad, we all have embarrassing stories...and isn't that what parents are for?" She rolled her eyes, not convinced by Mike's arguement.

"Should you be playing with Foxy or that rabbit?"

"Hmm? Oh Chica is feeding them right now...to some successes..."

"Uh huh..." Springs howled with laughter as Davis finished another story. "Gods above, I won't be able to have serious conversation with him when he gets back to normal..." Rebecca banged the wall again and Mike chuckled nervously.

"Speaking of which, when exactly are they going back to normal?" Rebecca shrugged absently.

"Dunno...though, probably soon,"

"Okay, hopefully before something bad happens to them..."

"Whadda mean?"

"Well, for one thing, what happens in they start being babies...you know, like mentally regress to toddler age?" Rebecca frowned, raising an eyebrow.

"Why would that happen?"

"I dunno, to screw with Freddy?"

"Then why turn everyone else to babies?" Mike shrugged as Shabon walked past him, planning on sneaking into the kitchen. "Yo, rabbit-guy."

"My name is Shabon, shortie. Whadda want?"

"When are you going to be able to turn them back to normal?"

"Soon man, no worry,"

"And they're not going to mentally regress?" Shabon frowned as he thought.

"Uh...I'll get back to you on that." He quickly ran back to Shaff, who was holding a drink and rubbing his temples. "Yo! Dude!" Shaff looked up.

"What? My head is still spinning."

"When you turned Gold and Marion into babies...um, how long did you set it for?"

"Several days..."

"Oh, ok...and um, what about the other babies?"

"..What?"

"Are they going to mentally regress too?"

"Hell if I know," Shaff said. "I doubt it, unless they come under extreme mental stress and their minds' snap..."

"Oh, ok, that's a relief." Shabon laughed.

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Later

"Chica, please!" Bonnie whimpered as Chica pulled out the pizza puree. "I don't want baby food..."

"Ah come on, Bonnie, it's yummy~" Chica said happily. "Freddy, Gold, and Mari liked it." The rabbit looked at the bear in question, who shrugged absently.

"I was hungry." Chica chuckled as Rebecca walked in. "Oh, Ms. Walker."

"Hey, just letting you guys know, that me, Mike, and my dad are going to leave for the night."

"What?!" Bonnie exclaimed.

"Yeah, we'll be back," Rebecca said as she ruffled the bunny's head. "You'll behave, till we get back in the morning, right?" Bonnie whimpered but nodded slowly, trying to keep his composure, but tears were welling in his eyes. Rebecca noticed this and smiled softly. "Come on buddy, we won't be gone for long, we'll be back tomorrow."

"P-Promise?" Rebecca held out her pinkie.

"Pinkie Promise." Bonnie looked up at her before looking at the pinkie and grabbing it.

"Good job, now, no tears, ok?"

"O...kay..." Rebecca pecked him on the forehead and waved at the others before leaving. Bonnie was quiet the rest of the dinner and when Chica had set them down in a makeshift crib.

"Lass, do you think he's going to be alright?" Foxy asked as Chica finished changing him before setting him down in the crib. "He's been quiet since the other lass and Mikey left..."

"Yeah..." Chica admitted before sighing. "I'm going to try and convince Shaff and Shabon to help out some more...good night guys..."

"Night Lass..."

"Good night Chica."

"hmm." Bonnie said slowly and Chica had a brief moment of worry; could Bonnie be mentally regressing and if so, how long would it be until the others followed suit?

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The Next Morning...

"How long has he been sitting there?" Freddy asked as he and Foxy watched Bonnie, who was sitting near the front door, completely ignoring everyone, much to Gold and Marion's irritation, with them going after Springs instead.

"Since the lass got us up...'bout an hour ago."

"Why?"

"Probably waiting for the Lass and the Lad...he really likes her."

"Uh huh...Isn't she married?"

"Not like that lad," Foxy said in annoyance. "Like a mother figure,"

"A mother figure...I want to know how you deduced that."

"Well Bonnie is a wee lad who hadn't gotten the lovin' attention a mother ought to give, some other things might affect his psyche and how he sees friendly women."

"...What are you on?" Before Foxy could make a retort, the doors opened and Rebecca walked into the restaurant, Bonnie immediately perked up and cheered.

"Bewca!" Bonnie exclaimed as Rebecca laughed, admittedly surprised to be greeted this excitedly and picked him up.

"Morning sunshine!" She laughed, tickling his stomach. "I'm assuming you behaved."

"Uh-Huh! I misted you da mowst!" Rebecca blinked and looked at him.

"Are you feeling ok, Bonnie?" She asked slowly and Bonnie looked at her.

"Yep!" He said cheerfully and hugged her neck, earning a disgusted and annoyed groan from Springs.

"You're a big baby." Bonnie glared at him before looking up at Rebecca.

"Ingwore him Bewca, he's a booty butt." Rebecca snickered as Chica come out of the kitchen.

"Ah,Rebecca! I have great news!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, Shaff is going to try and change Gold and Marion back to normal and try to get everyone back to normal!"

"Finally." Jeremy yawned as he was glomped by Marion. "Ack! Marion!"

"Moosic Box!"

"That's great," Rebecca said slowly. "That means everyone will be back to normal..."

"Yep!" Bonnie sighed and yawned cutely as he laid his head against Rebecca's chest and mumbled something, earning a raised eyebrow from Rebecca. "What's wrong?"

"I...think he said 'night night momma'..."

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Goofy Chapter Title? Check. Fluffy Bonnie-centric Chapter? Double Check.

No idea where to go with this? All the Checks XD.

But I'll think of something, though I might just resort to fluffy fillerness...

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