Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island or Microsoft Word.

Note: First off, I'd like to say that this chapter is not so much focused on the challenge but rather the character development. Also, this episode crosses over into Almost! Total Drama Action somewhere in the middle. The focus will switch to that show for the last third of the chapter.

Another Note: I just wanted to say that I've abandoned my goal to get this story and Almost! Total Drama Action done by the end of the summer. Don't get me wrong, I'm still updating, but I just want to switch my focus to the better things in life.

A Third Note: I am proud to announce that I beat Final Fantasy X yesterday! It only took me a month and a half!

Rating Note: This chapter is rated WTF.

Episode 6: China

The five contestants, three cameramen, and Izzy were getting close to the end of their journey. There were only three locations left and Izzy's plan was starting to come together.

"So, why did you gather us all to participate on this show anyway?" Katie asked Izzy.

"It's all apart of my sinister plan to thwart Chris's sinister plans!" Izzy replied cheerfully.

"Why would you need a reality show to do that?" The sweet BFF continued.

"Trust me, you'll see!" The crazy redhead answered.

Tyler was attempting to play with a paddleball while Noah was reading a book. The jock was strugging to keep his ball up for more than one bounce.

"Have any tips Noah?" Tyler asked.

"It's all in the wrist." The bookworm replied, not paying attention.

"That doesn't really help." Tyler replied.

"Maybe because I don't know how to paddleball." Noah said.

Elsewhere, the three cameramen were sitting together.

"I'm afraid we're going to get in serious trouble!" Jed said, "Chris will not approve of us being here."

"Chillax, Izzy's got us covered!" Zed replied, "Isn't that right, Ted?"

"I haven't a clue what's going on, Zed!" Ted added with a vaucous smile.

The plane began rumbling.

"We must be landing!" Cody said.

"Correctemundo!" Izzy replied.

"Where's our next location?" Beth asked.

"China." Izzy answered.

Everyone got off the plane and saw they were beside The Great Wall of China. There was a table with five covered bowls on it.

"What's our mission?" Tyler asked.

"For your mission, you will have to..." Izzy said while lifting the cover off of one of the bowls, "Eat cow brain curry, a Chineese delicacy. Each contestant has two and a half minutes to finish their meal. If any contestant fails to finish their bowl, you lose hope of banking ten thousand dollars."

None of the five contestants looked like they would be able to swallow anything disgusting at first glance, but Tyler bravely sat at the far end of the table.

"I'm up for anything!" He declared.

"I see we have a volunteer!" Izzy said while placing the bowl in front of Tyler, "You have two and a half minutes to finish the whole thing."

The jock stared at the yellow soup. He poked at the dark pink piece of meat with his fork. Taking his first bite, his eyes lit up. A minute later, he left the bowl empty.

"How was it?" Izzy asked.

"It's a little sour, but after the first bite it's not half bad." Tyler replied.

"Katie, you're up next!" Izzy said, "Come on down and enjoy your dinner!"

The skinny BFFFL gulped and nervously and sat down at the table. She lifted the cover off the bowl and cringed in disgust at the curry. Her time started and she slowly took a bit of meat on her fork. After swallowing it, she went on to the next piece.

Two minutes later, she was almost done.

"You have plenty of time Katie!" Cody cheered on, "Just a little bit of meat left!"

Katie nodded and breathed heavily as she consumed the last bit of brain.

"Two down!" Izzy cried, "Cody, you're up next!"

The tech geek nodded and sat down. He lifted the lid off his bowl and started eating his curry.

"Everyone's taking this really well." Beth said to Noah, "I'm not sure if I will though!"

"Don't worry, I have faith in you..." Noah replied monotonously.

Cody finished his curry and set his fork down.

"Only two more bowls to go!" Izzy said, "Beth, why don't you go next?"

The farm girl gulped and sat at the table. She lifted the lid off her bowl and gagged at the stench.

"You can do this Beth!" Katie cheered on.

Beth took the first bit of meat with her fork and chewed on it. She squirmed as she grinded the meat with her teeth, turning green with every passing second. A minute and thirty seconds had passed, and Beth was yet to finish her first bite.

"You're wasting time!" Tyler told her.

Beth took a second bit of meat with her fork and put it in her mouth, but there was only thirty seconds left. She slowly chewed this piece too, and time ran out.

Mission Failed

"You just lost us the challenge." Noah said, "Good going Beth."

"You didn't even eat the curry!" Katie said, defending her friend.

"I'm sorry to say that you five have failed the mission." Izzy said, "Oh well, more for me!" She picked up the remaining bowl of curry and devoured it in one gulp, grossing out the girls.

"Before we end this episode, the cast of Total Drama Action has to make an appearance." Izzy said.

"What do you mean?" Cody asked.

"I thought of this idea where they cameo on our show and we cameo on theirs!" Izzy answered, pulling out a cell phone, "Let's call them right now!" She dialed the number and the phone rang. She handed it to Noah and a familiar blonde's voice rang out.

"Who is it?" Lindsay asked.

"Noah." The bookworm replied.

"Hi Noah!" The dumb blonde replied rather loudly.

"Lindsay..." Tyler said in shock, "LINDSAY!" He snatched the phone away from Noah. "Lindsay, are you alright? Did Heather hurt you? Is your hair growing back?"

"My hair's growing back, but it's so ugly right now!" Lindsay whined, "I want to get back at Heather, but some woman named Blaineley said I shouldn't. I just wish I could rip her intestines out of her stomach and strangle her with them!"

Tyler accidentally put her on speaker phone, so everyone could hear what she was saying.

"Wow, where did you get so violent Lindsay?" Cody asked.

"I read something in one of Harold's comic books." she replied, "It sounded like it would hurt."

"Are you okay now?" Tyler asked.

"Totally!" Lindsay replied, "I have to go now. It was nice talking to you!"

"Bye." Tyler said.

At The Loser Resort

"Bye!" Lindsay said back, hanging up the phone. She went back to the pool area, where all the eliminated contestants were hanging out. She took a dip in the pool, where Geoff was walking while carrying Bridgette wedding style.

"How's the loser resort babe?" Geoff asked his girlfriend.

"It's so much nicer than the island!" Bridgette sighed happily, "People are a lot more friendly here."

The couple kissed passionately. Meanwhile, Fransisco entered the pool, swimming over to where Bridgette and Geoff were.

"It's been a while and I haven't seen Blaineley yet." he said, "Have either of you?"

"Come to think of it, no." Bridgette said.

"You mean that lady in the red dress?" Geoff said, "I haven't seen her either..."

"Do you think she..." Fransisco asked, pausing in midsentence.

"You're overreacting dude!" Geoff told him, "There's no way Blaineley could've been kidnapped."

"I don't know." Bridgette said, "Chris does seem to want her gone..."

They were all very quiet for the rest of the night.

Closing

I hope this satisfied your recommended daily amount of reality show action.

Here's a sneak peek of the final episode: It will take place in Camp Tikitere, there will be three missions instead of one, and it will most likely be in two parts.

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Next Time: Crikey! We're heading to Austrailia mate!