I would like to clarify a lot of things. Some commented that I should update fast and I'll be truthful here. I don't have a laptop and I don't have money to buy one. I'm just using a computer in a Cybercafe shop to which I pay per hour. Plus, I can't even buy a phone. Again, here is the fanfiction story you're waiting for. Enjoy!


Chapter 7: More, More

"One thousand one, one thousand two", Naruto said panting as he added more counts into his push ups. Instead of a hundred push ups, he made it into two thousand. He wanted to be stronger and now he's using Shadow Clones for this. Each Shadow Clone would do the aforementioned exercies that Naruto read in a scroll and when he dispelled each and every single one of the, he would feel the pain and immense tiredness. Also, his mind is overloaded so much that he continuously vomits blood on daily basis but pays no heed on this. Even Itama and Kawarama tells him to stop but they can't do anything to stop him from training.

The blonde would run around the village and by this time, he caught the attention of none but the Konoha's Sublime Green Beast of Prey Might Guy. At first, while the green beast would run around Konoha on his morning laps, he couldn't help but admire the tenacity of the blonde and for a while decided to observe. Finally, seeing that the blonde increased his morning laps of 100 kilometers of running around the village, Guy used his immense speed to catch up with Naruto.

The blonde is now running and he noticed that someone is right beside him running.

"Your flames of youth are burning brightly young child, I applaud you for that",Guy then give a thumbs up while running with his teeth sparkling.

"It is an honor for me to have caught the attention of Konoha's Sublime Green Beast of Prey, Might Guy", Naruto answered back while running.

"So you have heard of me. My famous name knows no bounds", Guy then laughed.

"And Eternal Rival of Hatake Kakashi", Naruto continued.

"You know a lot of things. Your flames of youth burns so much that I couldn't waste that potential in you. Now, to intensify your training, let's race and whoever gets to finish 500 laps around the village will be their treat to buy something".

"I'm on!", Naruto shouted grinning.

Then, while running, both immediately dashed off at their top speeds.

Several Minutes Later…

"Now, I won", Guy said with no tiredness on his physical being. Naruto was on the ground exhausted and lying down.

"You managed to amaze me, young child. For you to run 200 laps around the village like that is an amazing feat for a young child like you". Guy's teeth then sparkled with a ping sound on it.

"Lucky for you Green Beast, I have lots of money", Naruto then slowly got up then just sat on the ground panting heavily before standing up fully.

They were now slowly walking and Guy was continuing talking.

"Now, what do you say I help you with your training", Guy suggested while putting an arm around the blonde's staggering form.

"I would appreciate it that much however I'm afraid to accept it". He then pulled out of Guy's arm then pointed at him.

"From now on, Konoha's Sublime Green Beast of Prey, I will beat you with each of your morning laps and my treat will be an all out sake drinking. Whoever gets drunk will do as what the other says!", he shouted with much conviction in his voice.

The Green Beast stood still then grinned, "While you're too young to drink, I accept the offer. From now on, Kakashi won't only be my Eternal Rival but you!".

"I'm going to win the sake match", Naruto then dashed off.

"I won't let you win, young child! Witness the power of youth!". Guy then also dashed off. They ran and ran until they reached a restaurant.

"Looks like I won, Might Guy. Now, its 1-1", Naruto said smirking.

"And by this sake match of yours, I will be the one to win. Good luck".

The people in the restaurant were surprised to what they saw. Some threw glares in Naruto's direction but the blonde just ignored this. Instead, the blonde then came into the counter and threw in a several ryou on the table.

"Give us several barrels of liquor and that would be the strongest!".

"But still you're…", the bartender stammered.

"Enough with that. Whatever happens to me is not your responsibility and you should not worry anything about it. Now, give me several barrels of liquor!"

The bartender did as what he was told then a few moments later, Guy and Naruto were now on the table staring at each other.

Now, each and every customers were now staring on the two each wondering to themselves, a child and a grown-up having a drinking contest with each other.

"ONE!", the blonde shouted while holding up a barrel of liquor.

"TWO!", Guy was the turn to shout then held up his own.

"THREE!", both shouted then proceeded to drink the whole barrel contents. The onlookers were watching down in awe especially at Naruto's direction because they find the idea insane that a kid was challenging a grown up into a drinking match. A few minutes passed by, the battle grew intense, as each barrel in the restaurant was continuously consumed. After the 12th barrel, Guy fell off immensely drunk, while Naruto was still drinking.

The blonde stood out, put his feet on the table then shouted, "YEEEEEEEEEES. It's a 1-2".

Guy's face was red all over and Naruto wasn't even drunk yet.

"As a trophy of my victory over you, I shall take all of your money!". He then stole off the drunk man's wallet then headed out while the onloookers stood dumbfoundedly then they erupted into cheers.

"Lucky me I don't get drunk", Naruto said smirking on the little victory he had. He remembered back in the Senju compound that he was bored and desiring to explore the house, he accidentally found a wine set, untouched for more than a century. Curious to what the taste of alcohol is, he drank, then drank, then drank then all of the bottles of wine were already done. The blonde also chuckled at the memory of this as when Itama and Kawarama found out that he was drinking, they scolded him but found out he wasn't drunk. They were also surprised that he was gambling in his Haru identity as funds for his Tamashi Organization.

"Hmph, Kakashi, I now found another eternal rival asides from you. A young child that challenged me into a drinking contest and he won the match".

"And you lost your money because of it", Kakashi deadpanned. "Whoever that kid was, he's sure a monster. What's his name?"

Guy had a sweatdrop with this. "I forgot to ask and I also forgot what he looks like".


Naruto in his Haru identity is flying around the ocean, deciding to explore a little bit more then a strong wind blew him off into an island. In that island, he could feel the intense gravity plus he was forced out of his Haru form returning him into his Naruto form.

Naruto pondered at this and he saw that the island is filled with pink plants, male animals that were feminine looking. The sky is pink and the winds were filled with a feminine scent. He followed the scent and was astounded that a scary looking man was having long and brown curly hair, a pink dress and pink high-heeled shoes.

"A new face, I like it, I like it".

The blonde then cringed at this then decided to fly but he can't.

"Why run away, boy? I can see the heart of a maiden is in you".

"Negative Ghost!". Naruto was then surprised that no ghost came out of his palm.

"You were trying to use chakra, boy. Unfortunately, you cannot use chakra into this island. That is a bad bad mode for you. Rest assured as you are maiden in heart".

Naruto was scared out of his wits then he found himself surrounded by gay men then the blonde proceeded to run off.

"Don't be so ashamed boy", one of the gays shouted.

"We are here to awaken your maiden heart".

"STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

Naruto just run and run until he found a hiding place then stayed there until it reached night. He then saw that stars in the night skys were heart shapes then the meteorites falling were also heart-shaped.

"Just what in the hell is going on?", Naruto cried comedically. "I just want to go home!", he shouted.

Inside the Palace of the Island…

"Akira-chan, there's a shinobi in the island. He still refuses to accept heart of a maiden".

"I will use that secret technique on him", Akira just laughed.

The next morning, Naruto found himself surrounded by gays.

"I wanted to get out of this hell place. Let me out", he shouted.

"We'll let you escape on a condition that you should fight win and fight one of us. You should wear our combat gear".

"Combat gear…", the blonde muttered.

Then, the fighting event was set. The gays were cheering. A man wearing purple heels, pink nail polish, a make-up and a lolita style dress was there. He then clenched his hands.

"So the combat attire they're saying…is this girlish dress", the blonde then shouted comedically.

"You're cuuuuttteee!", the gays shouted.

"Silence, you idiots". Naruto had a vein on his forehead. "I've been training hard for four months, doing all those exercises. All I need to do is to defeat my opponent then go home as much as possible".

"AHHHHH", the gays shouted with hearts on their eyes. "AKIRA-CHAAAN".

"You're also my opponent? Well, I'm not holding back!"

Naruto then proc eeded to punch and kick the gay Akira but Akira managed to dodge and evaying the attack.

While kicking high enough, Naruto noticed something out of the ordinary.

'There's something wrong with his way of fighting'

He then noticed that the gay was looking on something and smirking devilishly.

'Don't tell me this idiot is…'

"That underwear really looks good on you", he said with excitement on his voice.

Naruto then stopped kicking then clenched his lolita dress tightly. "Wait, I'm a guy. Why should I ashamed if my underwear is seen?"

"That means your heart is astray", Akira replied.

"STOP IT", the blonde then shouted then he kicked again. This time, Akira caught Naruto's foot.

Then, the gay then looked on Naruto's underneath on the blonde's dress, "Oi, stop it!"

"Why don't you just accept it that you have a heart of a maiden? Now for my secret technique. Newkama Kempo: Awakening of a Maiden's Heart!".

Naruto, perceiving this as an attack was surprised that Akira held him in a gentle manner. The blonde then felt some strangeness creeping into his body.

'It's just some underwear. But why do I feel like this?'

The blonde was now lost on his thoughts that he was dancing with Akira already. He was then thrown upwards. "KYAA!"

'Why did I scream like a girl? No… No way'

He was then caught on by Akira in a bridal style. The gay was continuing dancing.

'I think, I think, I think I'm losing of myself already'

Naruto's face then lit up in a smile.

Later that day, a group of gays were running on the side of a beach with feminine laughter and carrying their heels. Then a certain blonde was running alongside them, becoming gay himself.


Here is the chapter. Done and done. See you in the next chapter. Bye!