WTFudge
By Fluff
(xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks)
Thanks to: Cassie93, crazylily, WhiteTiger1992, crazy yaoi freak, funsize, podge17, dingleberryhuff, fantasygirl26, SerenityRose016, TheRedBandit, summersgirl2526, AmberEyes16, Nicoley117-LadyBlueMartini, Snuffles-sweetie, STRAWBERR1, Lugia Smiles, DeLaReY-DeLaReY and Holly for reviewing last chapter.
Disclaimer: This applies to the whole story because I know I'll forget to post this on every chapter. I don't own Harry Potter. All characters and places belong to J.K Rowling. All I own is the plot and Rosa, Brendan, Bambi, Larry, Mrs. Willow... ok, basically any characters you don't recognise. However, Bridget Daltrey belongs to Sarah's Scribbles, who has kindly let me use her in this story.
A/N: Not as many reviews as last chapter but I'm hoping that's because people are still reading Book 7 and not because I'm gone wrong somewhere in the story and put people off. Anyway, for those of you who still like story, here's the 7th chapter!
Enjoy!
- Fluff
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Brendan, Sirius and I stormed our way through the crowded living room and out into the garden. Well, Brendan and I 'stormed', while Sirius just followed casually behind us. We entered the garden to find around another 40 or so drunk people, generally wrecking our garden. "OI! YOU! PUT THAT- NO! DON'T- GET AWAY FROM MY PRIZED PETUNIAS, YOU HOOLIGANS!" Brendan shrieked, before grabbing a stick and running over to a group of 19 year olds. He started whacking the biggest one across the back with the stick, "LEAVE- MY- PETUNIAS- ALONE!"
"BRENDAN!" I yelled after him, as the guy, who weighed about 20 stone, turned to face my brother with a menacing look on his face. "BRENDAN RUN! RUN YOU MORON! RUN- AHHH!" Sirius grabbed me from behind and threw my into the hot tub. I fell face first straight into the bubbling water and emerged spluttering inbetween a previously getting it off couple.
"Oh.. I'm sorry... didn't mean to..." I tried to splutter, blushing, as the Marauders laughed hysterically by the side of the tub, James clapping Sirius on the back. On second glance I realised that the couple must have been in their 30s at least.
"No worry, the more the merrier," The guy said, giving me a wink. I tried to look as though the thought of a threesome with two people over ten years older than me was tempting.
"Ah. I would but, erm, no. I can't. I don't think my boyfriend would- er- agree with that." I said uneasily and tried to pull myself out of the pool. "He's over there," I gestured randomly around the garden.
"Oh, he can join in too!" The woman told me. Oh my god, my mum had invited phaedophiles into our home! Things couldn't get much worse than they already were!
"BLACK! GET ME OUT OF THIS POOL!" I demanded angrily, slipping on the edge of the hot tub and falling back into the warm water. I hit the couple again and felt something touch me that I was SURE wasn't the guy's hand. "OH MY GOD!" I screamed and threw myself out of the pool, "NO NUDITY ALLOWED IN THE HOT TUB! UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!" The Marauders fell about laughing again, all except for Sirius, who was glaring at the man in the hot tub.
"AHHHHH!" Brendan ran past us, throwing the stick into the hot tub as he went.
"OI! COME BACK HERE GAY BOY!" The fat guy bellowed, chasing after him, "WHAT ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS PETUNIAS!"
"I'LL GROW SOME MORE!" Brendan called over his shoulder.
"BRENDAN! DON'T BE SUCH A WUSS!" Bridget complained, walking into the garden with two drinks in her hands.
"MOVE ASIDE, BARBIE!" The boy shouted.
"DON'T CALL ME BARBIE!" Bridget retorted.
"OH YEAH!" The guy asked, thudding his way toward Bridget. She dropped the drinks.
"You know what you can call me Barbie any time you like," Bridget quickly said, diving behind Brendan, who was now shaking like a leaf.
"Leave them both alone!" I looked around wildly to see who had joined in the argument with the fat boy and saw, to my surprise, Snape standing behind the guy, pointing his wand at him. The fat guy turned slowly to face Snape with a mocking sneer on his face. Quick as flash, his wand was also out and everyone in the garden rushed forward. The Marauders plus me were pushed to the front of the circle that was forming around Brendan, Bridget, Snape and the nameless guy.
"What you gonna do about it?" The guy asked.
"This... LEVICORPUS!" Snape shouted.
"DENSAUGEO!" The man yelled at the exact same time. He ducked with surprising speed for a guy of his side and the spell hit Brendan straight in the face. Brendan yelped, as he was hoisted into the air by his ankle. The man wasn't as good at aiming as he was ducking unfortunately, as the spell shot off to the right instead and hit Sirius.
"SIRIUS!" Bridget shrieked, as the force of the spell made Sirius' knees buckle beneath him. She rushed over to Sirius' side and I couldn't but be suspicious of the fact that Sirius was wailing in pain, when I knew remembered fully well that Professor Flitwick had taught us at that the Densaugeo spell, although enlarging the teeth, caused no pain whatsoever.
"Liberacorpus," Snape muttered and Brendan fell back to the ground, "Sorry,"
Brendan got back to his feet and glared at Snape, clearly not accepting his apology. I hesitated, about to go over to join Sirius and Bridget but realised that they seemed a bit too caught up with eachother to want to be interrupted by me, so I walked over to James instead, who was now arguing with Snape.
"You idiot!" James shouted, "This is all your fault!"
"How the hell is it my fault?" Snape snapped.
"You started the fight!" James accused him.
"I was defending Willow and Daltrey!" Snape replied angrily.
"Yeah, whatever, it's thanks to you Sirius is horribly disfigured!" James shouted, pointing over at Sirius, whose teeth were continuing to grow at an alarming rate.
"HEY!" Sirius protested, over-hearing James.
"It wasn't Snape's fault," I said, surprising everyone, including myself.
"What?" James asked, obviously unable to believe what I had just said.
"I'm not siding with him! But he did rescue Brendan and Bridget and I didn't see any of you lot doing anything to help them," I explained.
"Yes but you didn't help either," James said.
"I didn't say I did!"
"OK! Everyone stop arguing!" Brendan interrupted us all, "Rosa, take Sirius inside-"
"I can do it," Bridget said immediately.
"-OK, Bridget you take Sirius inside. Mum'll fix him up." Brendan finished and Bridget and Sirius made their way back into the house, Bridget supporting Sirius' weight, which was also strange as there was nothing wrong with his legs.
"In what way?" I heard Peter whisper to James, who snorted. I glared at the both of them; only I was allowed to insult my sex-crazed Mum. Well, along with Brendan, and, possibly Sirius.
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