'when i die i want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car' unknown person
Warnings: product of the twisted,funny and crazy mind of kimmyko-san...need anymore? Click back a few pages. And if ur too lazy, its extreme awsomeness,fighting,other stuff dont like dont read
Disclaimer: unforunately my unicorn died in a tragic accident involving a fruit loop,so naruto isnt mine again *cry cry,sob sob.*
Before i start this. Omg,i know i made naruto waay to easy...but he is emo so he just wants to be loved..
And tusnade is naruto's grandma. She had s-e-x (*giggles* im soo bad XD)with his grandfather which made his dad(yondame) and which eventually made him. The reason he has demon blood is because she gave it to him unintentionately. (I'll explain that later)
His grandfather died of old age. His father commited suicide and his mother was murdered...geeze pretty messed up childhood.
But hey, i do love a good tortured uke.
By the way, i forgot how to spell jraira in the last chapter. Please dont kill me! I have a cookies that are waiting to be eaten by me!
Anyways heres the story my wonderful readers! Please! For the love of cookies review! I want to thank all my reviewers so far. They each have giving me the will power to think. And that ladies and gentlemen is a big achievement.
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''I love you naruto, i'll protect you... I promise'' kiba mumbled before he fell asleep.
SASUKE'S POINT OF VIEW~~
I flyed over roof tops, reaching for where the signal had reached a dead end. The sun began rising in the horizon. I growled, i was behind.
I reached a seemingly abandoned house. I teleported inside to find a woman drinking tea in what i could guess was in a kichen.
The woman looked up at me with sharp eyes, unbothered that a stranger was in her house. 'So you were expecting me werent you tusnade?' i asked casually.
In a blink of an eye i dodge a wooden table headed towards me. The sounds of it crashing on the wall behind me. 'And it seems im not welcomed.'
'No, your not' she said putting down the cup of steaming tea down on the counter.
'What are you doing here sasuke? Same thing your lacky was looking for?' she asked, her eyes throwing dagers at me.
'why yes, so i dont suppose hes here.' i said.
'No shit,stupid.' she growled.
I ran at her in a flash and choked her,picking her feet up a few inches off the floor. 'Be careful to who your talking to...human' i sneered.
Out of nowhere i felt a kick in my stomach and i slide backwards. My (royal) boots scrapping against the floor and finally to a stop. I clutched my stomach tightly. I looked over at her.
She was wiped her mouth. 'I know who im talking to. A little, pampered, palace demon brat,having a tantrum because he cannt find my naruto.'
I growled. 'He's mine! And you know it. The seal on him,makes him mine!'
'He's my grandson, and i didnt have to turn him into a possesion or put a cursed mark on him for him to become that.'
'I will find him, and when i do, i wont ever let him go. Even if it means i wont ever let him see the light of day again. You cannt stop me, not even with your brute strength.' i said.
'And you know what? Im tired of you, you little human bitch. You've cost me time from naruto, so now i'll do this.'
I moved up quickly to her. Putting both her hands behind her back in a hold. In a blur i finished the handsigns and placed my chakra covered hand on her back.
'AHHHHH!' she cryed out. Trying to twist away from my grip. Til the purple chakra was gone i removed my hand and hold on her. She fell to the floor unconscious with a thunk.
I placed a seal on her that makes her forget everything. From being a past demon to naruto. All she will know or think is that she is a regular human.
I teleported out again,i closed my eyes to try to find the signal. And for some reason there was a trail of sent. I guess that tusnade had just covered it up, when she had transported him away.
Now i was one step closer to naruto.
I transported to a village. I could see the people walking around in old clothes. Mothers holding their childern tightly,and the fathers carrying firewood or various tools.
I could smell naruto now,altho there was something- 'Master?' yuki said.
'yes? What is it?'
'Wheres naruto? I cannt really find his signal at all here.' yuki said worryed.
'He's here, i smell him.' i said. I headed towards the woods,where the smell got stronger.
There was a small house in the clearing. As soon as i had reached 5 feet from the house i felt a portection jutsu around the house. I tryed to push through it to find it was too strong. That it was an angelic protection justu.
'damn it!' i cursed. The only way to break it was to harm the one who created it.
'So, what brings you here?'
I turned to see a white haired man there,sitting on a giant toad.
'Im here to get whats mine.' i growled.
'whats yours...thats funny.' the man stood up on the toad and wings sprouted from under all the hair. The wings as white as snow and as bright as a light.
'Hmpft. An angel, ive never liked angels, they always get on my last nerve, like right now. It'll be a pleasure ripping those wings off of you.' i said,my eyes turning red and my teeth growing sharper and longer.
He looked calm. 'Down demon, just leave. You know naruto isnt yours. And as for that mark of yours,it'll be removed by the council of angels in 7 minutes. Then you wont ever be able to get him back, as the laws dictate. '
'DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! FUCK!' I roared. The council, i hated them! Always with their damned laws, foiling my plans.
'Save your breath.' he sneered.
Light parted against the clouds,shining down on the house. 'ah, so their a bit earlyer than scheduled.' he closed his eyes and bowed slightly
I kicked his head while he was distracted, knocking him unconscious. The jutsu flattering and disappearing.
I pounded down the land, breaking through the house to find him before they did.
I had found him,he was sleeping soundly in bed...with anther guy. 'NARUTO!' i roared shaking the entire house.
They both woke up looking surprized. Naruto turned white as a ghost. 'Who are you, what are you doing here?' the guy said standing up,holding the bed sheets to his naked form.
I smelled him on and in naruto. I felt myself changing in anger.
NARUTO'S POINT OF VIEW.~~
I watched as sasuke's skin turned darker, his eyes turned black with weird looking pupils, a dark cross on his nose and his hair turning purple. His nails turning sharp as claws and twisted wings coming out of his back.
((An: the same as when sasuke transformed in the vally of death,just without the purple lips, geeze i know he's gay but really...))
In a blink he had picked up kiba from the neck and throwen him at a wall. The wall cracking and falling ontop of kiba.
'NO! KIBA!' i yelled.
Sasuke turned to look at me with the most deadliest glare id ever seen. He picked me up by the throat tightly and looked at me straight in the eyes. 'And YOU...I CANNT WAIT TIL I MAKE YOU PAY, FOR EVERYTHING!' he screamed.
'No...uh..uh...naruto..' kiba said extending his hand. Pityfully the only thing he could do before he fell unconscious.
With a boom the house was crushed down.
...so here we are, me in chains, with no hope. In utter despair...my only love was probably died..i loved kiba even tho i had only known him for a short while...
The locks sounded through the cold,damp and foul smelling cell, in the door way stood sasuke. A cold expression on his face.
'Its time to pay dearly, i'll show you that your mine. After im done with you,you pathetic human,you'll never even think of going against my wishes.'
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