"Hey Sango, can I ask you a question?" Yuna asked.
"Sure. Anything."
"Why are you and Miroku fighting?"
"Anything… but that."
"Oh, come on! I really want to know! You guys have been fighting for almost a month now, and I'm tired of not knowing why!" she stuck out her lower lip so far that Sango was certain that if she stuck it out any farther it would tear right off he face.
"I really don't think I…"
"Please! Please please please please please pl…"
"Alright, alright. I'll tell you! Just stop whining!" She took a deep breath in. "Me and Miroku aren't dating like I heard you ask Inuyasha the other day. But I have a humongous crush on him. And well let's just put it this way, Miroku loves to flirt. It always makes me mad when he does it even though I try not to show it. And one time he just went way to far. He asked a girl to bear his child and, well, I sorta snapped and ran off to Kagome. She had no idea until inuyasha came running in the first day saying that I was missing. I thought that I had done a pretty good job hiding my face, but it obviously wasn't good enough. So they all came back looking for me, and here we are now. You got that?"
Yuna didn't say anything, she was just starring. Starring right past Sango. "Yuna, Yuna. What's wrong?" Sango asked. Yuna did nothing but point. Sango turned to come face to face- well, face to knee since she was sitting down- to a certain perverted monk, who was grinning stupidly down at her.
'Oh no' Sango thought.
(Miroku's p.o.v )
'I have to get there before some other guy asks her out' Miroku thought as he wove through-as Kagome called it-city traffic. He was less than a block away when he heard a familiar voice.
"Hey Sango, can I ask you a question?" Yuna asked.
"Sure. Anything."
"Why are you and Miroku fighting?"
"Anything… but that."
"Oh, come on! I really want to know! You guys have been fighting for almost a month now, and I'm tired of not knowing why!" she stuck out her lower lip.
'If she sticks that thing out any farther it's gonna pop right off her face.' he thought.
"I really don't think I…"
"Please! Please please please please please pl…"
"Alright, alright. I'll tell you! Just stop whining!" Sango took a deep breath in and after what seemed like forever, began. "Me and Miroku aren't dating like I heard you ask Inuyasha the other day. But I have a humongous crush on him…." I stopped listening there. She really had a crush on me?
I slowly walked up to where she was sitting. Yuna, noticing me, and the smile I had plastered on my face and gaped at me. Sango had finished her story by then and noticed that Yuna wasn't paying attention to her.
When she asked all Yuna did was point to me. She turned around and a look of horror spread across her angelic face.
"Do you really mean that Sango?"
"Weren't you there? You were part of the argument." she said trying to throw me off.
"No that you have a crush on me."
"Well um… yes. Listen Miroku I understand if you don't want to be…"
I cut her off by putting my lips on hers. She stiffened up but relaxed after a few seconds.
"Ah my eyes! Their burning!" I heard Yuna scream as she ran away. "Help me! I need medical help! I just saw two of my best friends kissing! HELP ME!"