A/N: Thanks for all the great reviews! Also, thanks to sunnyplace123 for joining in and to Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover for the ideas! Along with everyone else! If I can remember how to do some of the skits and games, I'll put those in. But I'll have to think for a bit. Well, let's get this show on the road!
Disclaimer: Come on everyone, haven't I explained this enough?
Me: Welcome back! Sorry for the long wait! Youko and Kuronue knocked over most of the cameras and then knocked each other out. So to replace Kurama, we have Naruto!
Naruto: (Walks out, takes a bow, and sits in Kurama's seat.)
Me: So, Naruto, have you had any luck with Hinata?
Naruto: What do you mean? Sakura is the one for me!
Me: Yes, sure, oh how your meager mind knows so little and yet so much at the same time.
Naruto: What was that?
Me: Oh nothing. Now onto the next game! And it is: 'Scenes From A Hat!'
Audience: (Cheers)
(Everyone walks to the stage)
Me: (Pulls out a black hat that resembles the Mad Hatter's)
Kuwabara/Naruto: (Stare at hat)
Me: What?
Naruto/Kuwabara: Nothing! (Begin to "innocently" whistle)
Me: Right, now, in this hat are slips of paper that I will read and these four guys will act out. We took the good ones and put them in the hat, and we threw the bad ones in the furnace. Okay, the first one is 'Reasons why they don't have a 'Nudity Day' at work.'
Yusuke: (Pushes Kuwabara onto the stage)
Me: (Begins to laugh uncontrollably)
Kuwabara: (Steps off the stage, scratching the back of his head)
Me: (Finally has stopped laughing) Okay, 'The worst person to become President'
Naruto: Hi! I'm Sasuke!
(Buzz)
Yusuke: Vote Paris Hilton!
(Buzz)
Me: 'Things you wish you'd never said to your boss.'
Yusuke: But WHY can't we have a 'Nudity Day'?Kuwabara will be there!
(Buzz)
Hiei: You know your wife is leaving you for the drug dealer, right?
(Buzz)
Me: 'What Danielle is thinking right now.'
Yusuke: Why am I even doing this? I could be at home, watching the star bursts commercial!
(Buzz)
Naruto: If only I was better than Naruto!
(Buzz)
Kuwabara: I can't believe how great that Kazuma Kuwabara is!
Me: (-.- ,Buzz) 'What the Audience is thinking.'
Kuwabara: (Impersonating Keiko) Yusuke! I'm so going to kill you when we get home!
(Buzz)
Naruto: (Impersonating Miroku) I wonder if she would bear my children? Or her? Or maybe her?
(Buzz)
(Miroku gets slapped by Sango)
Me: 'Why the sky is blue.'
Hiei: (Stands there)
(Buzz)
Me: Wow, who would've thought that Hiei is the reason! 'What goes on in Yu Yu Hakusho Therapy'
Yusuke: So, I don't know what everyone's problem is. The only thing I'm doing is wearing hair gel.
(Buzz, Buzz)
Audience: (Clapping and laughing)
Me: Okay! (Also clapping) We'll stop the game for now! Be back soon!