"Mello, do you have a sixth sense?" Matt asked, looking over at the blonde, who was sitting on the couch, munching on chocolate.
Mello peered over at him, frowning. "Why do you ask that? A sixth sense does not make up for a total lack of common sense."
Matt could only chuckle as Mello still look confused.
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"Mello, if today was New Year's Eve, what would you say to me?" Matt asked a few hours later as the two boys were eating lunch outside.
"May you have good waves next year." Mello replied simply, wondering why Matt had asked him a stupid question like that.
Matt giggled at the confused look on Mello's face.
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"Dammit, that little albino freak got away! Matt, my spear! Get me my spear!" Mello snapped at Matt, who was out of breath from running all around Wammy's, looking for Near.
"Why…do you want…a…a freaking…spear?" Matt inquired, and then started giggling again.
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"But it was all Near's fault! He threw his Lego's at me and-" Mello stuttered, arguing with Roger.
"No, I don't believe you, Mello! How could he have done that when the door was closed? Go to your room, now! As punishment, you'll get bathroom duties this whole week! Now, Mello!" Roger shouted at Mello, who sighed and slammed his door shut on Roger's face.
Matt glanced up from his computer and asked, "What happened?"
"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is called 'being an ass'." Mello replied simply, sitting on his bed.
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"Perhaps if you'd just die, Mello, you'd be reincarnated as something more pleasant." Near informed him, stacking his dice quietly.
"You're the one with the messed up personality, dammit!" Mello hollered.
Matt, who was watching nearby, burst into laughter for the third time that week.
Mello whipped his head around, eyes on fire with rage. "What is so damn funny, Matt?" Then, his rage vanished for a split second as realization came over him, then he went back to full fury.
"Stop making me quote Fruits Basket, dammit!" Mello roared, whacking Matt on the head.
(A/N: I had to do it. This idea popped in my head last night and I thought it was hilarious. Mello quoting Fruits Basket…the little Anime freak…)