Vacation Time: Trouble in Paradise

By: Yozuik (TiaraSohma)

(this is a sequel to 'moving my heart' Isuggest you read that first. Also Id like to thank everyone for reading 'moving my heart' over 3,000 views!! WOOT!! THank you sooo much!! I ask that you all keep supporting me, and i will do my best to write good stories!!)

Second Meetings

Sasuke grumbled next to Naruto on the bus. He hated stopping in the middle. It was winter break and he wanted nothing but to embrace his boyfriend for the entire week. But Kiba had other plans and forced them to come along on a Hot spring trip.

"Sasuke," Naruto asked. "What's wrong?"

Sasuke kissed his cheek, making Naruto blush.

"You know very well what's wrong with me," The raven turned to Kiba, who was sitting across from them.

"Kiba knows what's wrong too!" He yelled.

"Shut up, you horny fag," Kiba yelled back. "We picked up two

Last, considering your love life,"

"Yeah, Uchiha," Temari stated trying to be the center of attention. "We were doing something nice for you and you of all people-"

"Would you please shut your god damn mouth!? Do you never shut up?" Sasuke gave a tirade.

"Obviously not, seeing as how her big mouth is still open," Shino silently slid into the conversation.

Temari gasped, "No way. Shikamaru's my boyfriend!! You guys wouldn't say such things!!"

Sasuke smirked, "Shikamaru's asleep, what the hell is he gonna do?"

Temari looked at her snoozing boyfriend. Due to Kiba's rushing he didn't have time to fix his hair in the normal ponytail. So he just let it down. On top of that, Shikamaru was taking a nap when Kiba woke him up, so his hair was also messy and knotted. He looked like a complete mess, but to Temari, he looked like the most sexiest thing in the world.

She blushed and then leaned against him.

'It seems that everyone has someone,' Naruto thought to himself, he looked at Sakura who was talking to Hinata, 'She doesn't have anyone,"

Naruto's face was disheartened; Sasuke turned and saw his sad Lover.

"Naruto, are you all right?" He asked concerned.

Naruto smiled to him, holding back a rear in his eye. Uchiha sighed and pulled him close.

"Keep smiling, like that and the results will be bad," He said calmly.

This surprised Naruto, "How bad?"

A sudden smirk on the raven's face made Naruto all the more scared. So when Sasuke leaned over to his ear, he was already flinching.

"Bad," He whispered in a slow, deep voice. "So much so, that your inside will be torn apart,"

Naruto pushed him away, Sasuke doesn't normally threaten. So if he is threatening, you know shit was going to be bad.

And Sasuke was horny enough to do it; Sasuke's limit for sex was two days apart. Any longer and he would exhaustion Naruto so much he couldn't go to school the next day.

He also remember a time where they had a test in class the next day, Naruto forbid sex that night, so he would be able to sit in a chair and take the test properly. Sasuke, being an Uchiha genius, didn't need to study as much and did nothing but groan in loneliness.

The next day after they took the test, and after they had P.E., Naruto decided to take a shower so he wouldn't get his uniform sweaty……big mistake. Naruto (with his dumb tail) accidentally drop the soap on the floor and Sasuke decide that this was a good time to, well, enough said, right?

So Sasuke was horny, this was a fact.

"Iruka-sensei, Help me!!"

"Sorry, Naruto," Iruka curled himself into a ball in the passenger seat. Unlike SasuNaru, KakaIru did finish.

"Sasuke isn't the only one who's ruthless," Kakashi smirked as Iruka said the words. The dolphin hoped that they wouldn't run into any potholes.

The KakaIru relationship had only deepened since the last. Iruka has shown up at school less and less.

Shino rolled his eyes, I think. Other then dating Hinata, nothing has change much for him.

Lee was strangely quiet in this case, usually he's jumping around, yelling something about youth and being a retard as usual and after everyone found out about him and Gaara, he's even started clinging to the red head and kissing his hand in public. But now, he was on the edge of his seat, away from Gaara.

Naruto decided not to ask, but instead got things moving again.

"Gaara,"

The silent one took out one of his head phones.

Naruto's eyes went chibi, "Save me from the evil clutches of the Uchiha."

"Evil?" Sasuke gawked in the accusing.

"First off, what makes you think I can stop a horny Sasuke? Not even Lee's Karate could save you,"

Sasuke turned to his Lover, "I'll show you evil, usuratonkachi,"

And with that, Sasuke began to attack his lover, giving everyone on the bus a very nice show. (Well, at least for me.)

"No, Sasuke, wait, stop it, nooooo!" Naruto tried to struggle as his hands were brought over his head and his back was pushed against the window.

"Oi, Uchiha, cut it out. We don't need a peep show." Kiba complained, his eyes were shocked and sickened.

"Cram it, Inuzuka and enjoy the show," Sasuke chuckled, lift Naruto's shirt and gave his stomach a small lick.

The blonde made a noise, and his face went red. He didn't want his friends seeing the face that Sasuke gives him. He finally gather all his strength and broke free of Sasuke's tight grip.

"No fair!" He yelled. "Gaara what do you mean you can't do anything?! It's not like you're a virgin.

Gaara said nothing.

All of the sudden, Kakashi pulled over to the side of the road. Everyone was staring at the Christmas couple. (I know it's a cold joke)

Even Shikamaru, who said half asleep with droopy eyes, stared at Gaara as best as he could. Finally after enough staring, he finally spoke.

"No, I'm not a virgin." He spoke the words clearly and boldly, so everyone guessed that he was telling the truth.

"Okay, good because that almost scared me," Kakashi started driving again.

"What the hell would have happened if Gaara was a virgin," Sakura asked.

"Knowing our group of friends, we would most likely make fun of him," Neji said calmly, though he had a smile upon his face.

"That would be weird, seeing as how not even Hinata is a virgin," Shika said sleeply.

Hinata and Shino's face went red. Luckily Shino had his high collar to cover him.

"Hell, not even I'm a virgin," Kankuro stated.

"Your not?" Temari asked surprise. "What the hell have you been doing?"

"Kankuro, that is waaay too much information," Sakura said with her eye twitching. He shrugged.

Sasuke turned back to his lover. He, in turn, stared at him curiously. Then Sasuke attacked Naruto again. Naruto gasped and protest against Uchiha's touch. The sight made Sasuke's skin flushed with excitement.

"Kiba," Naruto yelled. "Make him stop, he's gonna-"

"Oh no you don't, don't go asking for me for help, I'm not even gay," He complained.

"So explain why are you sitting next to Kankuro?" Sakura pecked. "You could've sat next to a girl, namely me, but you openly shoes to sit next to a guy,"

Kiba snorted, "I'm sorry, you're a girl? You can punch harder then any of the guys here,"

Sakura veined, "You dumbass, is that how you treat your guests?"

"Shut your face, you pink-haired freak,"

"You shut up,"

"Make me, bitch,"

"I don't make monkeys, I train them," She said proudly.

"Don't you mean, 'I don't make DOGS, I train them'," Shino corrected.

"Don't make me come back there bug boy!"

"Kankuro," Sasuke spoke. "Control your lover,"

"Control yours," The make up artist snapped.

"What the hell is that suppose to mean?? Don't you pick a fight with me; you're just like me,"

"I am NOT gay," Kakuro said boldly.

"Really Kankuro," Neji said, now laughing. "Let's go down the list here: you SERVE under Gaara. You wear a hat with cat ears 24/7. I never see you without make up, and you play with puppets…….yeah you're gay,"

Kakuro blushed, "I DO NOT HAVE A PUPPET FETISH!!"

Shino pointed a finger at him, his arm shaking a bit, "Lies,"

"Alright that's enough," Kakashi warned. "If hear another insult, all of you will be doing 100 laps around the hot springs when we get there,"

Everyone groaned, "Yes, Sensei,"

A.N: OMG thank god I go this done!! Hooray for non- laziness!! Now I'm going to take a nap!! Cause my fingers hurt!! KONBANWA!!