Chapter 7 (Final) – I Honestly Have No Clue

"What's FUCKING good, class 1-A?! On today's episode of My Life Is A Fucking Joke, we have a special guest with us. It's FUCKING IZUKU MIDORIYA. Have you heard of him?! He's like the protagonist of My Hero Academia. Come on, say hi!" Iida shouted.

"Thank you, thank you! It's an honor." Izuku said, waving his hand at the 'audience'. "I really appreciate the invitation, there's a lot of things I wanted to talk about with you."

They were standing in the living room, all eyes set on them, nobody knew what the fuck was going on.

"You two really need to put down whatever you're smoking." Momo sighed.

"BITCH we didn't smoke anything! Not even a single whiff. Alright?!" Iida got aggressive.

"Yo Iida, calm down." Izuku pat him on the back. "She wasn't actually insinuating that we smoke anything. She just made an observation that we're behaving a little weird."

"… Aaahh, I see! I know what's up!" Iida laughed.

The others didn't know how to react.

"We would never smoke weed, right, Izuku?! M I rite? Huh? Huh?!" Iida was winking at Midoriya, but he wasn't doing a very good job at keeping it a secret.

"I agree with you." Izuku replied. "We're just really fucking weird. *giant, comedic wink*"

"Lol whatever, let's continue the fucking show, shall we?" Iida asked.

"HOLD ON A SECOND!"

Bakugo got up from the sofa, scowling at Izuku and Iida. "What is this bullshit?!"

Izuku cleared his throat. "Ladies and gentlemen… and Bakugo..."

"?!"

"I came here on this beautiful evening to say a few things about myself, that's all. And Iida's gonna be the one interviewing me."

Bakugo was about to smash Midoriya's face, but he suddenly got a heart attack and died. Nobody gave a shit.

Ochako and Mina knew very well that those two guys smoked too much weed, even though they all agreed to only smoke weed on their meetings, to avoid detection. Tokoyami also knew but he didn't give a shit.

However, they couldn't do anything about it at this point. The rest of the class was very excited to see what Iida and Izuku have prepared.

"Oh no, they think it's a skit or some shit…" Mina lamented.

"Well, they're screwed anyway, so let's at least see what they have to say."

Everyone sat comfortably, waiting for the 'skit' to start... Although nobody knew, that it was all gonna be improvised. In other words, a complete shitshow was impending.

"So, Izuku, how old are you?"

"21."

"HAHAHAHAHsdhaHHAHAHAhaHAHAHHahhahAhAhahaHA!"

Audience reaction: ._.

"Anyway, I heard that you're a big fucking faggot, is that right?"

"That is in fact, very true. I love taking big cocks up my ass."

AR: ಠ_ಠ

"Please tell us about what you were doing last night."

"Fucking your mom, HAH!"

"NICE ONE!" Iida shouted. "CAN WE HAVE AN APPLAUSE FOR THAT ONE?! THAT WAS FUCKING SAVAGE!"

AR: :|

„Well anyway, I heard you like hentai."

"That's correct."

"Tell me, how many times a day do you fap to hentai?"

"About three to four times a day."

"WOAH!"

"Sometimes I go a little lower than that, but I never missed a day of fapping."

"That's very impressive!"

AR: 0_0

„What kind of hentai do you fap to?"

"Mostly gangbangs, traps and futa. Also, lolis. I have an entire collection of loli hentai on my hard drive, mostly loli gangbang. But it's well hidden, so no one will ever find out."

AR: ಠ_ಠ

„What do you think about BLACK PEOPLE?!"

Before Izuku could reply, Zues came down from whatever place he lived and destroyed every single fucking living being.

THE END

This was a hard decision, but there won't be any more chapters. I've got some serious shit to take care of irl. Like fucking your mom heheheheheheheehheheeehhe *dying inside*