Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or the characters.

Yusuke and Kurama were searching around the fishery for anything out of the ordinary. Their boss called them in early, explaining that he wouldn't be there for the day. He wanted them to make sure all of the fish were delivered to the shops and markets they were ordered from. Kuwabara, Hiei, and Botan were taking care of those deliveries.

"Sooooo…" Yusuke started, "what do you think we'll find?"

"I'm not sure," Kurama admitted, knocking lightly on the walls to see if they were hollow.

Yusuke sighed in frustration. "This is so annoying," he groaned. It was the weekend, so Keiko had off, and he would rather be with her than doing this mission. Unfortunately, to make sure she and their child would be safe, they needed to get rid of these creepy birds. "It's not like he would have a huge secret lying around a fishery." Yusuke sat down on a few crates and then yelped as he fell through one with weak construction. He was surprised when he felt nothing underneath him. Yusuke deadpanned when he saw that there was a giant hole in the ground, and a staircase. "This guy is the worst villain in history."

"Agreed," Kurama stated as he saw Yusuke getting out of the broken crate. "He's not very discrete, is he?"

"Well, let's go investigate, fox boy," Yusuke said running down the stairs.

Kurama sweat-dropped before following him down.

The two of them stared at the room in shock. It was full of computers and a crystal sphere on the center of the table. It looked like a ball of purple lightning, the occasional black fog appearing before being shifted through a series of tubes and into the preserved body of a bird. The eyes of the birds shone red every time a black shadow was transferred to it. The birds would then fly over to a coup. They seemed to pay the two spirit detectives no mind.

"What the heck?" Yusuke asked loudly. The birds looked over to the two and just screeched at them.

"I believe they are telling us to leave," Kurama stated. He then found a button that caused a screen to appear between them and the birds. It prevented the birds from coming near them. Before Yusuke could take another jab at their boss, an image from a computer was projected on the screen.

Memoirs of Dr. X-

They thought I was crazy, but I have once again proven them wrong. I have taken the souls of those who walk along the docks in order to fuel the life in these majestic creatures. Birds are definitely the most wonderful creatures. With these human souls, they can think like we can. Eventually, they will take over the world and I will take pride in being the one who created them.

"Okaaaaaaaay," Yusuke responded. "This is a crazy scientist thing…not a demon thing. Didn't see that coming."

"Indeed," Kurama stated. "Well, there's only one thing to do."

"What?" the detective asked.

Kurama took out his rose whip and narrowed his eyes at the setup on the doctor's desk. "Destroy that."

The doctor came back to his fishery late in the night after it was supposed to be closed. He found a piece of paper left for him and took it without reading it. He moved the crate from his hole in the ground, not noticing the broken one across the room. He walked down his staircase and was grinning like the mad scientist he was.

His grin disappeared when he saw a sea of black feathers, his precious birds gone, and the soul distillation device he had created broken to pieces. He remembered the note in his pocket and opened it up to see the words, "We quit," written delicately. The doctor screamed out in rage as he muttered angrily about those who had destroyed his work and how he had no idea how to find them.

"So it was a mad scientist?" Kuwabara asked. "Weird. Not too many of those anymore."

"Thank goodness for that," Botan replied.

"I still can't believe I did the work of a human for nothing," Hiei muttered.

"Well, at least it's over, right?" Keiko asked hopefully.

"Pretty much," Yusuke said holding his arms out for her to come to him. He sat his wife down on his lap and rubbed her stomach. "We're letting Koenma deal with him. It has nothing to do with us anymore. I also told him that next time he has a case for us, he can't expect us to just drop our lives to do something about it." He then whispered in her ear, "I know how worried you get."

Keiko just smiled and leaned into him. "It's not the missions I mind," she told him. "It's the not knowing."

"Yes, we also demanded Koenma give us more information about future problems," Kurama assured Keiko. "Just saying 'people are disappearing. Go figure it out,' will not fly with us anymore. We have people to look out for."

Botan sighed. "Well, it looks like I need to head back to Spirit World again. I'll let you know what they do to bird-man."

Yusuke waved to her. "Thanks Botan. And remember, come back anytime."

Botan smiled and nodded before leaving for Spirit World. "Just like old times," she said before taking off to the skies.

A/N: Anyway, this is done. Sorry if it seemed rushed, but I really wanted to get a new chapter up and finish it off (I have over 30 in-progress stories…:/) and seeing as this was a parody, it just needed a little humor and it turned out fine XD Hope you enjoyed!