Shoutouts-

Xxyangxx2006: Actually it is more like love rhombus or a trapezoid. I'd say square but they are just to plain. Rhombuses are cooler looking too. Anyways, geek aside. (Me: Itachi pick me up some dangos too please) Poor Itachi is so unloved. He could at least do with one more vote. I think I should give him a pity vote. Hmmm…no, I don't want to toot his horn. Eventually I'll write him a love fanfic when I get around to it. I'm going to have one for each person in the Akatsuki. Well at least one that deals with each Akatsuki member. I'm writing one where Hidan has a daughter. The fear of long words didn't show up but I know it….well not how to spell it. I'll put that in my 13 list at the end.

Invader Kyuubi: That is awesome. Thank you. Don't worry my spelling sucks at times too. I just catch it sometimes and then go delete an entire sentence just to get rid of one spelling error. I've got to find time to read it though.

XSweetXSourXSoulX: This chapter, after a very, very hot scene. At least I hope it is a very hot scene. Virgin eyes must turn away.

A/N: I know the first Alex scene seems kind of random and bam omg she wouldn't do that sort of thing but my mind and hands wanted to write it now. Gomenasai if you guys think that it was rushed but hey it took me 46 chapters just to actually have this. It was a long time in the coming.

WARNING!

Graphic scene in this chapter. If you don't like sex then you don't read the first Alex. It will say Alex and you can just scroll down to Sophronia's name(the second page break) and continue reading.

Disclaimer: I don't own, so you no sue.

Chapter 7: Payback

-Day 8-

Sophronia stretched. She was still sleeping on the ground. After the third time, Tobi had realized this and had tried to convince her to crawl back into the bed but when she had refused, he placed a pillow and blanket on the ground. He tried to sleep there and let her have the bed but she still adamantly refused and would sleep on the other side of the bed.

Getting up, she grabbed her journal and walked off to the kitchen. It was one of the two places she could find from her room, the other being the living room. Tobi was still passed out, sprawled across his bed and if it weren't for the fact that he had hurt her, she would have laughed.

In the kitchen, Sophronia went about doing her chores. Her writing could wait for awhile. Today was her day to cook and she complied when Alex said she would teach her the basics. Following the directions that Alex wrote down for blueberry pancakes, Sophronia got to work. It was her first time cooking without having Alex or Tobi there to watch over her and she hoped that it wouldn't turn out to be something poisonous.

-Alex-

Alex awoke and started to crawl out of the bed when Zetsu's arm tightened around. "Zetsu, I got to go help Soph with breakfast."

"She'll be just fine on her own," he replied. "Please stay."

"Zetsu," she laughed, trying to pull away but he pulled her into a kiss.

Their kiss deepened and Zetsu pinned her to the bed. He pulled away and Alex blushed. The way he some times looked at her had Alex feeling things she didn't know was possible. It made her warm inside and…horny. She couldn't explain what was coming over her or the actions she wanted to take.

She whispered his name and pulled him back for another kiss, refusing to let him go. He ground into her and she moaned into his mouth. If this kept up, they would be losing clothes and Alex didn't care. She wanted him bad.

Alex grabbed the edge of his shirt and started pulling it up. They let go of another's lips to discard it on the floor and he quickly pulled her pajama top off and massaged her bare breasts. She moaned louder and bucked up into him. Her body felt like it was on fire.

Zetsu pulled from her lips and started trailing kisses down. He latched on to her hardening nipple and lightly bit. She hissed and fisted her hands in his hair, locking him in place. "Yes."

With his free hand, he trailed slowly down her side until he could massage her through her underwear, the only remaining clothing on her. "Don't…." Alex moaned, "….stop."

Complying to her wishes, Zetsu ripped off her underwear and switched nipples. His old free hand went up to tease her now, neglected breast. He inserted a finger into her and her body shuddered. His touch was electrifying and she bucked into his hand, rocking her hips to his tempo.

She could feel herself reaching the end when he pulled out and placed both of his hands by her head. Zetsu reached down and claimed her lips harshly. Pulling away, Alex sucked in a breath before she lunged forward and reclaimed his lips, her hands trailing down and under his boxers to grab his erection. She squeezed and started pumping, feeling him harden more.

The room was heating up. Alex's ability kicking in from her arousal but not enough to be a danger to either of them. She wanted him. Releasing Zetsu, she grabbed his waistband and started pulling his boxers off when he stopped her.

"Alex," he murmured. "I won't be able to stop myself."

"I know," she whispered back. "Please, Zetsu."

He released her and she quickly removed his pants. There was no turning back now. Zetsu grabbed her hips and positioned himself and looked at her, waiting for her approval. Alex nodded and he plunged in quickly.

Gasping, she dug her nails into his biceps and drew blood. It hurt and her fire threatened to take control and she squeezed her eyes shut to force down her boiling blood. Opening her eyes, she nodded for him to continue.

Zetsu captured her lips again and kissed her deeply before slowly entering her. He parted from her throbbing lips and started to nip at her jaw line and neck, leaving a trail of love marks. She moaned. Grabbing his ass, Alex forced him to enter deeper and he hit the spot.

Alex saw an explosion of stars and he hit the spot again to hear the sounds of her pleasure. She bit her lip, trying to stop herself from screaming out and having others coming into the room. Her body was arching as she came to the precipice and she secured her legs around Zetsu's waist.

Her breath was coming in shorter and shorter gasps and she could tell that even Zetsu's was close to the same edge. There bodies were slick with sweat and she enjoyed the feeling of their slick bodies pressing against another. Alex came and she screamed Zetsu's name.

-Sophronia-

She was placing the plates down in each person's spot, except for Pein and Konan, when she heard Alex's cry. Sophronia tensed up and dropped the plate of pancakes on the ground. Her mind wasn't on the food but getting to her friend.

Sophronia hit the wall outside of the kitchen with enough force to leave her seeing stars and to knock her on her ass. Not giving herself time to catch her breath or bearings, she jumped back up and took off down the hall. She didn't need to know where Zetsu and Alex's room was. Her hearing was still hypersensitive from when she was in the sensory deprivation tank.

She wasn't the only one heading towards there. Nearing the door, she noticed Kakuzu barreling down the hall from the opposite direction. He stopped at Alex's door and Sophronia ran into his side to fall on her ass again. This time she hissed in pain before slowly getting up.

Kakuzu was already wrenching the door open. They both heard screaming and then a sound of two people scurrying around but it was too late. Both Kakuzu and Sophronia had entered the room. Sophronia instantly slapped her hands over eyes and moaned.

"Un-see! Un-see!" she exclaimed. "I want to un-see that."

Standing naked in the room was Zetsu and Alex, who was hiding behind him, while he quickly grabbed a pillow to cover himself up. Alex was three shades of red and the room was hotter than normal. It was practically a sauna.

"Put some clothes on," Kakuzu growled before grabbing Sophronia and dragging her out of the room.

"I don't ever want to see that again," Soph murmured. "I need something to wipe my mind clean of the image." Turning towards the door, Sophronia called in, "Thank you for the mental images Alex. You know how graphic my mind can be sometimes."

Alex opened the door dressed. "Sorry, we didn't exactly plan to have people barreling into our room."

"Next time put something on your door that tells us to not enter even if we hear screaming," Sophronia joked. "Like a sock, on the handle."

"I'll try to remember that the next time I choose to do something spontaneously."

"Kakuzu and I much appreciate it," Sophronia replied. "Well, breakfast is a disaster. I dropped the food."

-couple of hours later-

"Are you ready for the plan?" Alex asked Sophronia for the hundredth time.

"Yes, Alex," she replied. "I distract both Itachi and Kisame while you and Tobi do your thing."

Tobi looked at her. "Tobi wonders if Soph can do this?"

"I'm regretting ever asking Kisame to ever show me where your room was Alex," Soph growled.

"Growling doesn't work so well with you when you always talk so quietly, Sophronia," Alex teased.

Giving her a crossed, Sophronia raised her fist to knock on their targets door. "You two might want to hide."

They ducked into an adjacent room and closed the door. Sophronia turned away and raised her hand up to the door, again. She knocked softly and then a little harder when no one answered. The door opened and Sophronia smiled.

"Hi, Itachi-kun," she said. "Is Kisame also here?" He opened the door completely and she saw him just lying in bed. "May I come in?"

Itachi stepped aside and she walked in. The room didn't have much in it on Itachi's side and it was still overall bare. There wasn't even a place to sit but on someone's bed. She looked around for a bit and frowned slightly.

Kisame patted the side of his bed and she walked over and sat by his hip. "Um…do you two want to do something? I don't have much to do and I was looking for someone to help me with my chakra."

"…" Itachi turned away from her and laid on his bed.

Kisame's hand reached up and started playing with Sophronia's hair. "Why would you want us to teach you? You have Tobi, Alex, and Zetsu."

She blushed and jerked her head away. "I'm not going to ask Zetsu and Alex nor Tobi. Truthfully, I'm slightly terrified of Tobi's mood swings and…" she turned to Kisame. "Kisame, will you stop playing with my hair."

"Alex always plays with your hair," he stated.

Sophronia looked at him and replied sweetly, "She doesn't give me much of a choice and she knows I don't like it."

"I can see why," he answered, twirling one of her curls around his fingers. "So soft. Itachi, you should come over hear and feel her hair."

"Please, don't," Sophronia whispered jerking her head away from him. "If you keep that up, I'll go join Itachi-kun on his bed." She paused and continued, "So, will you…go teach me."

Kisame heaved, "I've got nothing better to do. What do you say Itachi? Want to watch a girl make a fool of herself as she tries to keep up."

"Hn…"

Itachi got off the bed and started heading for the doors. The other two followed, Sophronia more quickly. "Thank you, Itachi-kun. Kisame."

They walked in silence, Sophronia making sure to stay close to them so she didn't get lost. She tried to figure where they were going by muttering under her breath, "Left, left, right, straight, left, right past three doors." but after the tenth turn she lost herself and gave up trying to figure out where they were going.

"While Pein is gone, we are pretty much left to our vices, right?" Sophronia asked, jogging up between the two males.

"Pretty much," Kisame replied, shrugging, since Itachi seemed content on not saying anything. "Not much to do around base but sleep and eat."

"You know this wouldn't have happened if they would have decided to just keep their son here," Sophronia stated.

Itachi chuckled and the two looked at him strangely, "Would you want to raise your child here?"

"That better be a rhetorical question, Itachi-kun," Sophronia retorted. "Because I refuse to answer it."

They stopped at a door and Itachi unlocked it. "Welcome to our training grounds."

Itachi entered and held the door open while Kisame waited for Sophronia to enter. "Who ever said chivalry was dead obviously never met you two."

Kisame chuckled and pushed her in through the door, "Yes, but Itachi can be impatient so you better hurry up and get in there."

"But it is dark and scary in there," Sophronia joked. "What if there's more mold monsters out to get me?"

She entered the room fully and looked around. It was spacious enough and the lake was an interesting addition. Although it didn't shock her as much as most people that there was a lake in the cave. Cave's had been know to have lakes, especially when they were deep one's like the lair.

"You and Itachi-kun share the area?" Sophronia asked. "Well that sucks. Everyone else gets their own training grounds and you two have to share."

Ignoring her comment, Kisame said, "I want to test your stamina first and if Itachi feels like it. He can throw insults from the outside."

Sophronia laughed, "I can take insults as encouragement."

"Yes," Kisame replied. "But his insults will being that you lack hate."

"I'm not lacking in hate," she answered, staring over at the stone-faced Itachi. "It just happens to be very well integrated with my fear."

"From this infamous Shop, Alex was talking about?"

"The one and only," she said looking at Kisame now. "I'd rather be dead then back there. I'd sooner take my own life then ever think about entering that place out of my own volition."

Kisame patted her head. "Don't worry, we're not exercising your desire for revenge just how far we can push you. I want laps. As many as you can do around the lake at the fastest speed possible for you."

"Yes, sir," she answered and gave him a mock salute before taking off.

The two males watched her take lap after lap after lap. It was about her tenth lap that she finally stopped and ended up vomiting. She bent over double and heaved before standing up and walking back to them, her stomach still turning.

"I think I need to go wash my mouth," she said.

-In the kitchen-

Sophronia walked into the kitchen after she was allowed to scrub her teeth. "How long do you think it will take before they noticed you trashed their room?"

"Depends if they decided to stay and train after they let you leave or if they decided to go back to the room," Alex replied after giving Tobi some directions on cooking the chicken. "We'll know when they come running in this room with kunais flying and Samehada swinging."

"That is when Tobi, Alex, and Sophronia run for their lives," Tobi added slicing the meat into small chunks.

Sophronia inquired, "Where would we hide? There isn't too many places here that would be suitable for escaping those two."

"We could run away to another village," Alex suggested. "Although, Pein wouldn't be to happy."

Sophronia walked over and started stirring the noodles while Alex took care of cooking the chicken chunks. They worked in silence until Hidan walked into the room. "Can't you fucking cook faster?"

"Yes," Sophronia replied, "if you want to catch something that will kill you, we can cook faster."

"Fuck you," he shouted and Alex rolled her eyes.

"Just ignore the obtuse vulgar Neanderthal male, Soph. He loves to eat his feet and try to show off what little macho-ness he has because he seems to be lacking in the intelligence area that allows him to form a proper sentence without dropping at least a few four-letter expletives since the longer ones are the type damage his grey matter."

Sophronia chuckled, some of those words would have Hidan scratching at his head. "Really," Sophronia quipped, "I thought it did more damage to his Limbic system."

"I'd like a fucking translation of what you fucking whores said."

"She called you an idiot and that you say fuck a lot," Kakuzu replied, entering the room. "And don't even think about it Hidan. We are not made of money." He turned and addressed Alex, "And stop instigating fights."

"He started," she quickly defended herself pointing at Hidan childishly. "He comes in here ordering us about."

"I don't care Alex," Kakuzu said. "I'm finishing it and unless you want to be spanked, you should shut up and continue with whatever it was you were doing before Hidan entered here."

Hidan stuck his tongue at Alex. "Hidan's sticking his tongue out at me, Kakuzu."

"Hidan, I expect childish things from Alex, not you," Kakuzu growled. "Alex, stop narking. And don't say he started."

"Alex, the food is burning," Sophronia said, distracting Alex from her planned comeback.

"Shit," the female cursed and started to move the chicken so it wouldn't. "Thanks, Soph."

They placed the food down at the table and the other members started coming in. It didn't seem like Itachi and Kisame had gone back to their room yet. If they had they wouldn't have walked in calmly, unless they were trying to hide the fact that their room was 1) trashed 2) neon pink and sunny yellow 3) smelt like something died in there 4)….The other three didn't matter. They wouldn't find those out for a little while longer. They had added itching powder to their shampoo and bear pheromones to their body wash. The final implement wouldn't be noticed on Kisame because his skin was already blue but Itachi it would be quiet obvious that they put blue dye in the shower head.

Thinking of that Sophronia started laughing. Her excellent imagination amusing her to no end. She couldn't wait to see their reaction to finding out what they did. Given, they wouldn't know that Sophronia had anything to do with the revenge.

"What's so fucking funny?" Hidan cursed.

And Sophronia laughed harder.

A/N: Hey guys, guess what. My brain decided their should be another book even after this one and I already have the idea for the bad guys. Needless to say, I think the third book will be the last and that it will most likely have the most epic battle ever. I already have the prequel for this one written, so I can't wait to put it up and get on to writing the third book.

Words of the update:

Voracious means 1. very hungry: desiring or consuming food in great quantities 2. especially eager: unusually eager or enthusiastic about an activity Synonyms insatiable, avid, hungry, ravenous, gluttonous, greedy, rapacious

Existentialism is a philosophical movement centered on individual existence: a philosophical movement begun in the 19th century that denies that the universe has any intrinsic meaning or purpose. It requires people to take responsibility for their own actions and shape their own destinies.

Serendipity means 1. discovery of something fortunate: the accidental discovery of something pleasant, valuable, or useful 2. gift for discovery: a natural gift for making pleasant, valuable, or useful discoveries by accident Synonyms fate, destiny, karma, providence, luck, fortune, coincidence, accident, kismet, chance

Rapacious means 1. grasping: greedy and grasping, especially for money, and sometimes willing to use unscrupulous means to obtain what is desired 2. destructive and vicious: engaging in violent pillaging and likely to harm or destroy things 3. zoology predatory: living by eating live prey Synonyms greedy, voracious, grasping, avid, avaricious, gluttonous, ravenous, insatiable, covetous, mercenary; destructive, vicious, harmful, aggressive, dangerous, damaging, violent

Plight as a noun means unfortunate condition: a difficult or dangerous situation, especially a sad or desperate predicament Synonyms dilemma, trouble, predicament, difficulty, quandary, scrape (informal)

PHOBIAS

Achluophobia-fear of darkness
Acousticophobia- fear of noise
Acrophobia-fear of heights
Agoraphobia-fear of open spaces or of being in crowded places
Ailuraphobia-fear of cats
Alliumphobia-fear of garlic
Allodoxaphobia-fear of opinions
Altophobia-fear of heights
Amaxophobia-fear of riding in a car
Ambulophobia-fear of walking
Ancraophobia-fear of wind
Androphobia-fear of men
Anthrophobia-fear of flowers
Antolophobia-fear of floods
Anuptaphobia-fear of staying single
Apeirophobia-fear of infinity
Aphenphosmphobia-fear of being touched
Apiphobia-fear of bees
Apotemnophobia-fear of persons with amputations
Arachnephobia-fear of spiders
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia - Fear of men.
Arsonphobia Fear of fire.
Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection
Athazagoraphobia - Fear of being forgotten or ignored or forgetting.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
Aurophobia - Fear of gold.
Automatonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues
Automysophobia - Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia - Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia - Fear of flying.

Jinxed: Yeah, I have no witty comebacks for these or maybe I'm just to lazy to try. Voting is closed so you know and so we have a permanent three-way tie between Kakuzu, Kisame, and Tobi. I figured out how if Sophronia actually chooses one how there relations would be and I will eventually pick which one.

Kakuzu: Witty comebacks are acceptable in the review for the fears. They'll give something for us three men and Jinxed to laugh at while she tries and decides who gets to fuck Sophronia and it better be me.

Jinxed: Only if you are willing to pay for my college and give up every penny in your name and go to MMA for the rest of your life and give up money permanently.

Kakuzu:….MMA?

Jinxed: Money Mongers Anonymous. Where is Zetsu? He hasn't been threatening me like usual.

Kakuzu: I think he's busy with Alex in the showers.

Jinxed: Wow, she's already up for round two? Damn.

Please review, they feed the mind of a starved college student.

~jinxed