Catfights, Barfights , and Council fights:

The sun shined into the corner of the master bedroom of the Namikaze household. Smells of homecooked food waffling in through the cracked open door. Naruto popped his head up, unable to move with his ladies sprawled all over him. 'Must be Jiraiya cooking' he thought. One word crossed his mind. "BACON!" A quick switch with a clone, he put his sweats on and strolled out.

With a grunted "morning", a cup of coffee was slapped in his hand. "Wake up Gaki, We have a lot to do today. Tsu-hime and I will be opening the Senju compound and I need your help getting the seals in place today. Tsu-hime will go see Sensei and keep the council off your back. Mari and Rach need to adapt to here just as much as you do. "

"Hnnn"

"Drink your coffee, I need to get a cup to Tsunade"

As Jiraiya went to the bedroom they had used on the First Floor, Naruto started reading all the scrolls and letters the Sandaime had left with the group the night before. Several from the banks detailing his parents holdings, The active available balances, and long term investments. Letters from clans interested in alliances based on their relationship with his parents. One demanding he surrender himself to Iwa for crimes against humanity for being a Namikaze. "oh, wont they be bummed for pissing me off. Guess I'll burn that village soon" Thought the blond mutant and shinobi. "oh, whats this, the Hyuuga trying to get me under their thumb, circular file this. ' This is interesting, a requested meeting by the Yamanaka's, Mari will get a kick out of this, Shouldn't she be dating Sai or Shika? Looks like this Konoha is really different. A request from the council, thought they didn't know we were back? Have to give the Sandaime some grief over this.'

Jiraiya and Tsunade came out to the kitchen, and Naruto looked at them with a WTF look and slid over the council meeting request. "Damn, guess the D-ranks to clean both compounds leaked out." groaned Tsunade.

"it'll keep, we need to get the compound defenses back up to snuff, install the electric seals and mount all the new appliances. Then I need to get the library unsealed shelved, labeled and defenses up. Plus Mari and Rach need to do some shopping , that means a bank stop. I assume your going along Godmother?

" I guess, We all need personal items, I need to stop by the hospital and validate my license again, plus I need to find us a bar we'll like for the weekly card game."

"Speaking of that, When are you paying off Your debt Tsu-hime?" lecherously grinned Jiraiya.

"When I feel like it" shouted the blonde Sannin while shattering her coffee mug over his head.

"Play your games later Ero-godparents, Now I have to clean the kitchen floor"

" Don't worry about it, well get it in a few, Right now we want breakfast," spoke out the Ladies of Naruto's life.

Naruto turned, walked over and gave each a light kiss, "Ok, I'll grab it, Ero-godfather cooked a pile of food from the storage scrolls."

A pile of food and dirty dishes later, Jiraiya used his "Companies Coming" jutsu to clean the kitchen. The couples split up to let the Ladies go shopping and such and then men started drawing seals on walls doors, cabinets, Just about everywhere you could think of. After that, they went to their rooms, cleaned up and left to go to the bank, henge's in place.

The girls however did not use a henge, this mistake didn't show itself till the girls were sitting in a bar right Between the hospital and the Hokage tower. The bar had two entrances, 1 on each street at the corner the bar sat on. Sitting down in at a table near the back, the three ladies ordered drinks and lunch and sat conversing about the appearance and condition of the bar and it's suitability to handle three drunk Namikaze's and 2 drunk Sannin playing poker later that night. A few double entendre's later, all 3 were looking forward to the game later.

As they were talking 2 separate groups entered, Both tired, both hungry. One group, the Ino, Shika, Cho group sat down athe the table behind Temari. Placed their order was was chatting, However Ino noticed whom was behind then as the slug Sannin and 1 others she didn't recongnize, So she started to snoop. A couple minutes after that came Team 8, plus their Sensei and her Best friend. Anko. Hinata, fully briefed by her father as Clan heir immediately after ordering, stepped over to the table.

"Greetings Tsunade-sama, I am Hyuuga Hinata, may I ask a question? Now Ino was really listening.

With a wave of her hand, Tsunade tried to dismiss her. Rachel and Temeri, however were curious, No one was to know they were in town yet, so they chirped in. " May we inquire why you feel the need to interrupt a private conversation? At least the snooper isn't interfering." Ino just about fell out of her chair, caught by Shika's shadow.

"As heir to the hyuuga clan, I wish to speak to Naruto-kun's legal guardians, I know a marriage contract was sent and no response has been returned. " sharply responded the Hyuuga heir.

At this point Ino was happy, The Namikaze heir had not responded, she had a fighting chance.

"What makes you think that a paper request would seen as appropriate to get married by", spat out Temeri. Or that a purple haired hussy like you would even draw Naruto's attention? Piped in Rachel.

Tsunade spat her drink out after that, knowing the girls would be soon fighting if left alone. Anko, who always likes a good fight, especially from a beat down being given by her side student on some unsuspecting loser, started strolling over.

"Excuse me? DO you know me? You have just insulted a clan heir, I should expect an immediate apology."

"ok, I'm sorry you're a purple haired hussy" smirked Temari.

At this point Ino was dying and broke out laughing, " she called you a purple haied hussy. HAHAHAHA"

The males of the teams immediately slowly started backing away to safe corners, While Kurenai also got up to come over.

When Kurenai got to the table, She forcibly said, "you will apologize to Lady Hyuuga"

At which point Rachel sharp said" Oh she's a lady alright, a Lady of the night"

Anko chimed in, "Are you two looking for a fight?"

Tsunade looked up and droned, "Would you like one Anko-San? Being my former teammates apprentice, I'm sure you'd slink away just like he does."

Anko immediately paled, thought about it, and came to a bad decision. "Shadow Snake Hands" 6 snakes came flying out at Tsunade.

At which point all hell broke loose. Temari unsealed her fan and her Tessen pair, Rachel started drawing Phoenix force, While Tsunade finger flicked Anko away. Patrons bodies flying every, Anko got up with a battle cry hurling kunai everywhere.

The male patrons started a quick betting pool on whom would be knocked out after this, As a intense major Jutsu fight broke out. Ino ended up pulling Rachel and Temari back from Kunai Kurenai had thrown. Now no blow was fatal, debilitating yes, fatal no, but the brawl got other patrons involved when the money holder got knocked down and money went flying. Now in the other door walked Naruto and Jiraiya. Who looked at the scene, seeing their respective ladies in a fight, turned looked at each other, nodded, and turned around and walked right back out, "I'll find Sensei, you get bail money?" a nod of acknowledgement and each went their respective ways. Ino and Rachel got blown out the door and landed in a very intimate pile, 'If you wanted a feel, all you had to do was ask, chimed Rachel. Almost seventeen years around the pervert in a row and being in a 3 person marriage in a previous life had left everyone in Naruto's close family very outgoing, After untangling, They turned and noticed Anbu coming. Quickly they ran in screamed "Anbu Incoming" and the bar emptied, Team 8 and 10 Sans Ino in one direction. Ino, Rachel, Temeri and Tsunade in another.

Following the Sannin and the girls, Ino ran laughing at the nice shiners Anko, Kurenai and Hinata were sure to be having. After making sure Anbu wasn't following, They ended up in the Namikaze house, Sake flowing as they got their wounds tended to. An hour later Ino was invited to the Namikaze poker game later that night.

Meanwhile in the council chambers, the weekly meeting was interrupted by an ANBU reporting to the hokage, As he heard the report, He paled, nodded and released the ANBU to go back to Duty. After the ANBU's dismissal, Hiashe asked what the report was. The Sandaime replied, Oh nothing, Your daughter was in a barbrawl along with several others, Including your daughter Inoichi. Channeling the girls they turned each other "ITS YOUR FAULT". The sandaime sweatdropped and demanded order. Shikaku, sensing great fun coming asked, Hokage-sama, what were they fighting about? The sanaime turned and said one word, "Naruto" At which point all hell broke loose again, ending when ANBU took Council members to their respective compounds, Clothes Torn, Bloody and beaten.

At the end of the fight Naruto and Jiraiya walked in saw the mess, and asked, "what we miss?"