A/N: Alright alright, check this out. This right here is an update! BAM! You guys are so lucky! So I guess the first thing I'm gonna do is apologize for saying "exciteder" in my last authors note... I'm not sure what I was thinking and I would just like to say... I'm really not that stupid.

Ok, so now the story begins!

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"So, you ever been here before?" Embry asked, looking up from his plate of food.

"Uh... I've only lived her for like, a week..." Arryn responded, confusion etched on her face.

"Yeah. So?"

"I haven't been anywhere. Where would I go?"

"You know, I don't even know why you agreed to come out with me if you're gonna act like such a bitch!" Embry exclaimed, throwing his napkin down onto the table.

"I didn't WANT to come out tonight! YOU tricked me!!" she responded, her tone accusatory.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I did not trick you! My methods may have been... shady... but I did not trick you!"

"You used your body to get a date with me! That's like a mild form of prostitution," she said, glaring at him.

"Well, you fell for it! That's like a mild form of buying a prostitute!"

Arynn paused, squinting her eyes in Embry's direction. Then she burst into laughter. "What does that even mean?"

"That is a very good question. But it doesn't much matter because I got you laughing," he replied, sitting back with a satisfied smirk. She immediately stopped laughing and crossed her arms.

"Yeah well too bad I'm not having any fun on this date with you."

"You will," he replied, putting his hands behind his head and smiling confidently.

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"So you had a good time?" Lexi asked, turning off the TV and sitting up as Arynn walked through the door.

"Ugh! Yes! I had an awesome time! It sucks!" Arynn exclaimed, falling back into a chair.

"Uh... you had an awesome time? And... it sucked? Am I missing something here?" Kim asked, confused.

"Because it's Embry! And I hate him!!"

"I think you LO-OVE him!" Lexi sang, throwing a wink in her direction.

"So, what did you guys do?" Kim asked, scooting forward on her chair to look Arynn in the eye.

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"Why do you have to cover my eyes?" Arynn asked, giggling as she stumbled across the uneven ground.

"Because you would see the surprise if I didn't cover your eyes," Embry replied. "And I just felt you roll your eyes."

"Fine. But if you screw up my make-up and I end up looking like... I don't know... Seth... I will castrate you," she said, holding up a threatening finger.

"Oh, gross, what if I was actually on a date with Seth?" he responded disgustedly.

"That was the part of my statement that worried you?"

"Absolutely. Okay, we're here," he said, uncovering her eyes. "Voila!"

"Wow. The beach," Arynn said monotonously. "You've really outdone yourself, Embry. Why are we here?"

"Because it's the beach! And because I brought us cookies! And we can lay out and look at the stars," he said, plopping down on the beach. "Why do you have to be so hard to impress? I thought girls lived for shit like this?"

"Well, I can't say that I'm much of a romantic, but I'll give it a shot," she said, sitting down beside him.

"So what if I told you that I bought you that star right there?" Embry asked her, pointing up into the night sky.

"I would tell you that it was a waste of money because that star is probably already dead."

"Well, god, good thing I didn't spend the money," he laughed, shoving her over into the sand.

"You really know how to woo a girl, huh?" she asked him, sitting back up and throwing sand in his face.

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"And then you both got totally naked, went skinny dipping, and made sweet, sweet love to each other in the ocean?" Lexi asked excitedly.

"Lex... it was 43 degrees outside. We did not get in the water. And we did NOT make 'sweet sweet love' to each other. After that we had a sand fight and then we just sort of talked for like 3 hours," Arynn replied.

"And you like... liked that?" Kim asked, looking confused.

"Yeah! It was just like, really simple and fun and he wasn't being all 'I'm Embry and I'm the hottest damn thing in the world.' He was just being normal and he's a really sweet guy," she said smiling.

"But you didn't have sex?" Lexi asked, to which Arynn just rolled her eyes. "I can't say I understand it, but hey, to each her own, I guess."

"Did you at least kiss him?" Kim asked her. A smile slowly spread across Arynn's face and she looked up to the ceiling like she was remembering.

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"So, I know this is going to be hard for you to believe, but I actually had a pretty good time tonight," Arynn said, looking over at Embry. They were sitting in his car in front of her house right after their date.

"Can you say that again? I'd like to record it, ya know, for evidence," he responded, looking shocked.

"Ha ha. Walk me to the door?"

"Am I gonna get to come in?"

"Definitely not," she replied, laughing. He shrugged as if to say 'It was worth a shot' before getting out of the car and coming around to open her door for her. "Why, thank you, kind sir."

"You are welcome, gentle lady," Embry said in a British accent, causing Arynn to laugh. Once they had reached her doorstep, he stopped to face her. "So, do I at least get a kiss goodnight."

"Well..." she replied, hesitantly, "I usually don't kiss on the first date. But I guess for you..." They slowly leaned in toward each other.

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"You're going to stop telling the story now?!?!?" Kim exclaimed, as Arynn had completely cut herself off mid sentence. She just smiled at the girls and stood up to leave.

"Oh, you're a real bitch," Lexi said, throwing a pillow at her retreating figure. Arynn gave a small wave over her shoulder before walking out the door.

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A/N: Alright, well that's the end of that chapter. It's just sort of cute or whatever. Hope you liked it! Not really my favorite but... what can I say?