Darkmariel: Keiana and Sakura are creations of my two friends; Naiowa and Raesha are mine, apart from Naiowa's name, which is also from a friend. And for the bending, hopefully this chapter will clear things up, if not raises more questions that don't need to be answered, and yes, guys getting beaten on by girls is fun! If they do get mary sue-ish, plz tell me so I can fix that
Mdalia: Thank ya! I also liked that chapter, hopefully this one aint that bad either. Yeah, but I think we all agree that Zhao is certantly a shaved primate of some kind-maybe Momo's distant cousin! XD
Zhao was taunted, broke his own nose, Zuko's room got raided; there was more flashbacks, and generally a lot of Zhao bashing….
Zhao: I AINT A MONKEY!
Sakura, sarcastically: Sure your not
Zhao: I'M NOT!
Author: uh-hum?
Naiowa: Why do I have to say these things!
Sakura: You'll do anything for a roasted newt and besides everyone loves your attitude
Zhao: I don't
Sakura: Everyone that counts, loves your attitude
Naiowa: Dragon-Racer101 doesn't owe Avatar…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
It was two am, everyone was asleep, well, everyone apart from three girls hyped up on sugar cookies and a demon cat that just loves to mess with anyone at 2 am.
"Now, this is very simple, even for a bunch of mortals, now, you all remember your cues?" Naiowa asked, she referred to most people mortals, well, she couldn't to Sakura, but hey, she's on a sugar high, so she'll let anything slide. The nodded, "great! Now places!" Naiowa said cheerily, Keiana crept slowly towards Zuko's door, while Sakura and Raesha putting white sheets over their heads and hiding behind the corner, Naiowa took her own position, on top of Zuko's door.
Keiana knocked, just loud enough to wake Zuko, then she bailed into a broom closet as quickly as possible, and as quietly, while holding back giggles. Which are all hard to do when you're plotting something hilarious, well if it all works…Wait, why would she care? As long as it annoys Zuko! Which is very highly
Zuko sat up in his
warm, comfortable bed, grumbling what moron woke him up at 2 am. He
opened his door, no one there, he was about to close it when he heard
a faint pit, pat, pit, pat as if some was walking lightly
across the hall, if he had looked up, he would have seen Naiowa
lightly tapping her paws on top of his door. But for the sake of this
chapter and their prank, he didn't (Zuko: Sure, take their side!
Author: There, there, I'll take your side later Zuko: Really?
Author: No). He walked slowly towards the sound, well what he was
sure was the sound, it was something out of the horror movie, you
know, lone person walks down a hall late at night towards a
mysterious sound? It's way overused, which is exactly why it's in
this fic. As Zuko turned the corner, Raesha and Sakura jumped out
"ITSABUNGI!" Screamed Raesha, "BOO!" Yelled Sakura, Zuko,
naturally, screamed, loud, and kind of girlishly. "Raesha you
numbskull! You're supposed to yell boo! Its how it's done!"
Sakura said, taking off her "ghost" disguise. Raesha shrugged,
"oh well, itsabungi not only freaks them out, but confuses them as
well"
"I see, who knew Zuko
could scream so high, and uhh girly" Sakura commented, Naiowa
skittered to them, laughing, "Zuko, you are so easy to prank!"
Zuko growled. "YOU WOKE ME UP AT 2 AM FOR A STUPID PRANK!" He
yelled, "yeah, clever we know" Keiana said,
"CLEVER! HOW ABOUT
STUPID AND MORONIC!" He screamed, "yeah, it was, but worth is,
now were gunna burn marshmallows, you in?" Naiowa asked,
"NO! ITS 2 AM I WANT
TO SLEEP! NO ONE IS SUPPOSE TO BE UP AT THIS HOUR!" He continued.
"THEN WHY DON'T YOU DAMN TEENAGERS SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP
THEN!" Jee yelled from his room, which was three feet away from
Zuko and co.
"YEAH REALLY!"
Came another yell from another room, "WE'VE DESERVE SOME SLEEP!"
Zuko looked constipated
for a second and then yelled
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP
AND GO TO SLEEP!" Then Naiowa shouted "OK WE'LL SHUT IT! NOW
REMEMBER THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL INTELLIGENCE IMPROVES!"
Naiowa considered most people stupid and idiotic, and quite frankly,
don't we all? There were some groans and well more moans. Zuko
growled "I don't care what you do as long as do don't disturb
anyone!" He said in a harsh whisper, walking off to his room, the
girls high 5'd each other, then went to start a fire in a stupid
spot to burn marshmallows.
The next morning: Zuko
woke with a groan, wishing that those recruits were just some type of
nightmare, however, that wasn't the case. He wearily put on his
armor, wondering what idiocy he'll be put through today, he opened
the door to see a hysteric solider, who'll we call Solider due to a
lack of creativity. "SIR! LIKE ERGENT NEWS MAN! LIKE TOP PIROITY
MAN!" Solider said, waving his arms around in a panic, "WHAT IS
IT! THE AVATAR!" Zuko asked, like some little kid wanting lollies
or a cookie. "NO! WORSE! ALL OUR POINTY STICK THINGS HAVE
VANISHED!" Solider yelled, Zuko was puzzled at "pointy stick
things" but then thought
"Your spears?" He
asked, "YEAH! THEM TO! THEY'RE ALL GONE! NOW HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE
TO LOOK MENACING AND SCARY!" Solider said, freaking out more ,
Zuko rolled his eyes, he just got up and was already putting up with
stupidity. "Ok, I'll find out about your spears now, go, uhh take
your medication or something" Zuko says, wondering if the guy
really was on medication, apparently he was because he nodded and ran
off, before running into a wall, Zuko sighed, he had to get the
problem ones, 'why isn't there any normal, obedient, loyal
lackeys anymore?' Zuko thought. He wondered off to where he saw
Keiana, Sakura, Raesha and that annoying cat Naiowa sitting around
the remains of a large fire, one that way oversized and dangerous on
a ship.
"What did you burn
for your bon fire last night?" Zuko asked, having a feeling that
they had something to do with the missing spears. "These pointy
stick things, they couldn't stab a fly" Naiowa says, "Yeah,
really, they make great marshmallow sticks though" Keiana says,
"you burned all
the spears!" Zuko said, his voice rising in anger, "uhh, yeah,
marshmallow?" Sakura says, holding up a burnt marshmallow that was
still on fire. "Why thank you" Iroh says, taking the marshmallow.
"UNCLE! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM! WHERE WERE YOU LAST CHAPTER?"
Zuko asked, "I came from my mother, I was sleeping through the last
chapter, no one needed me so the author gave me a tea break" Iroh
explains, putting out the fire and eating the marshmallow. "And
besides, we did you a favor, those sticks are lame" Keiana said,
"come on, we got more plans to do" They nodded and walked off,
Naiowa walked in a different direction. Leaving a more confused than
usual Zuko,
Later: Keiana is watching the ocean. "How does an earth bender, air bender, fire/water hybrid get hired?" Zuko asked, "easy, we just put Fire Nation and under bending: Fire, there to stupid to do tests or background info, wouldn't surprise me if spies were hired, and think about it, Zhao got hired didn't he?" Keiana explained, Zuko sweat drops (the anime style) "sadly, it makes sense" he says walking off towards his room, as he opened his door, a bucket of uhh goop fell on him, "WHAT THE HELL!" He yelled, taking off the bucket. Naiowa who was talking to a few crewmembers said "raw pancake mix in a bucket, fixed above a door, old, simple, and effective" The crew members nodded, and ahh, and wrote it down. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Zuko yelled, "not all people are blessed with the knack for pranks, so I'm helping them reach their inner-prankster" Naiowa says. "Now next we'll work on good old harmless mental abuse, our target for this lesson, Zhao, come along class" the cat continues leading them down a hall.
Zuko growled and wiped
the goop of his face. "I swear one of these days" he says he takes
of his shoes, he headed towards his bed, when snap Zuko felt a
throbbing pain in his big toe, he looked down to see a mouse trap,
stuck on his foot, he screamed "NAIOWA!" Her reply was
"THE MOUSE TRAP WAS
THE GIRLS! AND SO WAS THE PIE!" Zuko wondered what she meant by the
pie, he painfully removed the mouse trap and wrapped his toe. He
proceeded to flop on his bed squish that wasn't good, he sat
up and felt the back of his head- he found out what Naiowa meant by
pie….
Iroh smiled as he drank his tea, it was so nice and peaceful "I WANT YOU ALL TO DIE A HORRIBLE, PAINFUL, EXCRUSIATING (sp?), DEATH WHERE A BUNCH OF CRAZED POMERAIAINS (a/n: I have nothing against Pomeranians) EAT YOU FROM THE INSIDE!" Zuko yelled, Iroh smiled "yup, just another day with Zuko"
Oks, last chapter was defiantly the best, anyway, next, Raesha's Fire Nation contract, trust me its funnier than it sounds…after that I'll have no idea what to do, so send me ideas about what they can do! And I will work with what I can! Thank ya! Review plz!
Zuko: Pie, and raw pancake mix, why me?
Author: We told you the answer a few chapters ago
Naiowa: Yeah, teehee, it was good pancake mix
Zuko: I hate my life
Naiowa: We know, but wait till Zhao returns! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!