Authors Note.

Folk I have good news for you all, and that's I am going to make a sequel after this story is done, I have already brainstorm and came up with ideas for this one and the only thing I haven't consider is a story title and wonder if Deadpool should have a main girl to pair up with him or not, not that it's a real problem since I wanted him to be hooked up with some of the hot DC chicks I meant as one being his main girl in the Universe and all but that for a later time and I have a story to finish first.

DDK does not own Deadpool or Batman

"Speaking"

"Thoughts"

"Deadpools inner thoughts" the idiot side

"Deadpools inner thoughts" the smart side

Chapter 7: Back to the Sewers…Again

Last time about five minutes ago

"Your right, hang on babies Daddy Deadpool is coming to save you!" Wade shouted before he dived into the sewer waters once more and starts swimming after his floating pistols," shit this water is cold….and nasty too" Wade said during his swim before reaching out to his pistols when they were within reach," ha got them! Did you miss me-" Wade was cut off when the water behind him exploded as Killer Croc emerge to the surface.

"I told you that I would find you!" Croc roared out as Deadpool made a surprising scream before Croc would dive tackle on top of the merc and into the waters.

Present Time

"You think he's ok? How long has he been down there?"

"Possibly no more than five minutes and it's hard to see through those dark waters"

"You think he's dead? What if he's dead and we be out of a job of being someone's inner voice?"

"If he is we would of disappeared or that we would be force to search for another line of work"

As the two voices chat for a moment Deadpool emerges from the waters with most of his costume torn up from his chest and arms while they had large bloody claw marks on his skin as he was holding one of his katanas with his right hand to climb himself out from the waters and onto the side walkway.

"Dude what the hell happened? You look like shit"

"Well it was hard to see anything but all I could remember is receive bite and claws reaching through my body while I was stabbing and shooting around at the large scaly son of a bitch till he got bored and let me go, but not until he rip off my left arm first and it hurts like hell let me tell you" Wade explained as he laid down on the surface, dropping his katana onto the ground to that he could hold his missing limb side with his hand to stop the bleeding," but I manage to keep my guns so that's worth the missing limb, though I still kinda feel funny like I can't feel my legs when I want to stand up" Wade stated.

"That's not all that your missing than a left arm"

Turning around onto his back Wade looked down to see that his entire lower half was missing as he saw his guts an inner organs hanging out from the bottom of his upper body as well as a large amount of blood spilling out," Oh come on give me a fucking break already!" Wade yelled out before he dropped his head back onto the filthy sewer floor then passed out from the blood loss.

Deadpools Dream

Inside a large fancy room there was a hot tub at the center with Wade sitting inside of it shirtless that showed off his scared skin tissues along with only his mask on while sitting beside him on both sides were Harley and Ivy , both women wearing red bikini tops as Wade had his arms wrap around their shoulders an both women were cuddled up against him . Together all three of them sat in the bubbling boiling tub with a large flat screen T.V hanging up on the wall as they were watching highlights of Deadpools awesome moments in scenes that took place within his awesome video game staring himself in it.

"So you see ladies this is one of the reasons why DC comics needs someone like me involve, I mean I'm already the face of Marvel comics not like that copy cat geek Spider-Man, or that short furball Wolverine, or the trashcan Ironman, or any other Marvel character" Wade explained as they watch Deadpool hand slapping an unconscious Wolverine multiple times over and over again," ah I can watch this all day, right Death?" Wade asked as Death herself was kneeling down behind him in her own black bikini swim set with her hood remaining on over her head as she had her hands rested on Wade shoulders giving him a smooth massage.

"Indeed darling, but wouldn't you rather enjoy the company of your lovely guest?" Death asked while running her fingers up from his shoulders and towards his neck as Ivy and Harley turn to him with smiles on their lips," she's right Wade, wouldn't you rather spend more time with us instead?" Ivy asked as she would pressed her breasts up against Wade's chest as she stared at him with lustful eyes while Harley would grab his head into her hands," Yeah what she said, wouldn't you like to play with these?" the jester blonde would asked as she pulled Wade's mask face into the valley between her large bikini covered bust as Harley lets out a giggle while Wade couldn't help but day dream of how soft her breasts were.

"So fucking soft like marshmallows, I gotta be the luckiest son of as bitch ever!" Wade thought to himself," Deadpool?" he heard Ivy's voice as he pulled away from Harley's breast to face her," Yes my little red- AAHHH!" Wade screamed in surprise when a giant mutated venues flytrap suddenly wrap around his head causing him to wake up from his dream.

Back in the real world

Deadpool found himself that the flytrap from his dream was indeed real as it was coming from a strange plant that had suddenly appeared in the sewer, right now he was struggling to free himself from the mutated plant as he felt some strange acid like liquid was now burning his head," I couldn't have five fucking minutes of getting laid in my dreams without being eaten but no because something's could never wait" Wade thought as he manage to get the plants mouth open up just enough for him to pull his head out as his mask was now melted away exposing his scared tissue face which Wade quickly covered it when he reach into one of his pouches an pulled on a spare mask before turning to the readers," good thing I always keep a spare, I sure as hell didn't want to see my own face why you think I wear a damn mask all the time, but I'm sure you readers already knew that" he said to the viewers.

"Ah man I was hoping that dream would last a little longer"

"What I'm wondering is where did that strange plant came from"

"Right let me check right quick" Wade said as he pulled out a book that was titled "Batman: Arkham Asylum" only except there was a X cross over Batman's name and was replaced with Deadpool's name in red crayon as Wade open the book and read it over," ok…Joker sets a trap for Batman in Arkham blah blah blah…Army of Titan Monsters blah blah….ah here we go Joker injects Poison Ivy with the titan serum thus making her grow mutated titan venom plants around the island and right now Batman is trying to stop her" Wade read out loud before closing the book and putting it away," well that seems to be what these plants are….wait how long exactly have I been out?" Wade asked.

"Given to the time to re-grow your missing limbs….I say about less than a hour"

"WHAT!? you mean I've been out this whole time while this was happening? We've just about missed everything else that had happened, what have I been doing all this time!?" Wade asked loudly.

"Trying to hunt the clown asshole so we could kill him?"

"That is what we been trying to do this whole time since the beginning of this story anyways"

Deadpool was silence for a moment till he snapped his own fingers," oh yeah I kinda knew that, I was just testing you schmucks to see if you were paying attention, the real problem here is that Batman douche bag he could ruin everything if he gets to clown asshole first" Wade said to his inner voices.

"But how do we find him if we don't know where he is?"

"Wait where did you get that book in the first place?"

Wade pulled the book he was reading earlier back out before answering," oh this? I sort of…borrowed it from a guy somewhere, it's not important of who it's from what did you have in mind anyways?" Deadpool asked.

"Well we can look to see where we can find Joker at, probably would have been useful from the beginning"

"Oohhh we can do that, yeah let's do it"

Agreeing with both of his voices in his head Deadpool open the book up and read along the pages till he found the right one he was looking for," hmm says here he's being hold up in the Visitor Center of the Penitentiary where he's holding a special surprise party for Batman as soon as he stops Ivy…wait a minute wasn't that next to the Cell Blocks where we met Harley?" Wade asked once more.

"Uh actually I was kinda distracted of how big her boobs were"

"To be honest I too was distracted as well, but at any rate we should get over there right away"

"Your right it says that it would happen till that dumbass Batman finished Ivy, wonder how much time do we got left?" Deadpool would asked till suddenly there was an earthquake rumble and the venom plant that was beside him suddenly die.

"I say not much longer, we better get over there right now"

"But were in the sewer how are we gonna get out of here in time?"

"From the way the water is running I say the current would lead straight to the river, we follow that then we would be on the outside once again"

Not needing to be said twice Deadpool would pinch his nose with his fingers while taking a deep breath and jump into the cold waters as he let the current carried his body through the sewers.

Outside Arkham West

The water currents had led Deadpool out of the waters and into the Gotham river as he resurface and found himself shivering once again," bblluuurrr, it must be getting close to winter if this water is ice cold, so am in the right area?" Deadpool asked till he heard an explosion above his head as he looked up to see fireworks exploding in the night skies.

"I'm going to say were in the right area judging from those fireworks"

" Oh oh I love fireworks, they always explode and means that there's a party nearby sometimes"

"Right and if that's the case then we must be getting close now, I think it's time we make a grand entrance at the party" Wade said before bringing his hands out of the water and rubbed them together with a plan in his mind," Deadpool style".

Chapter end

Authors Notes.

Well that's all for today folk, some of you had ask me some questions of what's possibly gonna happen in this story and you were right so far, some maybe disappointed that you all didn't see things you wanted and I apologies for it, wait till you see what I have in store for the next chapter.

DDK out.