Aaaaahhh!
What's wrong, Ikkaku?
INTRUDER! (pulls out sword)
Oh! Relax, Ikkaku. That's the interviewer for some bulletin in the Living World. He's got special permission to be here.
Really? I don't believe you. Hey! You there! Yes, you. Who are you and what are you doing here in the Soul Society? You don't even look dead.
I told you, he's an interviewer from the LIVING World...
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Really? Where's your pass? The Soutaichou must have given you a pass of some sort.
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Huh. Okay, fine. Let's go, Yumichika.
Why? I want to be interviewed!
Well, I don't want to.
Ikkaku! Come on, don't be a spoil sport! See, he's agreed to interview us!
You can do it yourse-! OII! YUMICHIKA!
Okay! We're ready ~ 3
Let go of me!
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Hmm…Let's see… I usually follow Ikkaku around just to keep an eye on him but I like… BEAUTIFUL THINGS!
What has that got to do with following me around?
I cannot stand ugly things. They're horrible, horrible, horrible things. Beauty is the 'In' thing, always!
Oh, God.. Prepare yourself.
If all the ugly things in this world are gotten rid of, the world will be a beautiful place! I will personally head the team that will go eliminate the threats of ugliness! Haa~~ How I wish to go out now and hunt out those threats. My starting point: a certain ugly person living in the outskirts of the Seireitei who once threw a BOMB into my beautiful FACE!
Calm down already, Yumichika.
Calm down? How can I calm down at a time like - !
Okay, dude, next question.
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Ta! Yachiru?
(laughs) Ikkaku's scared of her!
I AM NOT!
Yachiru likes to call him names! What are they again?
Don't go there, Yumichika..
There was baldy, pachinko ball…
Why you!
Ahahaha! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! (mumbles) Cut me off earlier, didn't you… Serves you right…
What did you say?
Aa aa nothing nothing!
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Eleventh company is the company where REAL men gather! Our captain is the strongest captain in the Thirteen Court Guards! It's an honor being able to fight under him!
Yes, that is true. (nods)
We are the company where only the Art of the Sword is used. We look down on those Kido users and such. We use brute strength instead of tricks.
Hai hai. Very true. (nods some more)
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(both stiffen)
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Naa, Ikkaku. Calm down. But, yes. Where did you hear that?
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Me? Having Bankai? T-that's ridiculous!
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Who said it was true? (glare)
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You'd better not mention this to anyone, even though I'm saying that I DO NOT have a Bankai. I'll hunt you down first if I hear rumors going around!
On to other things…
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Aah! Ichigo and Co., huh?
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Technically, we didn't fight side by side with them, right, Ikkaku?
Ou.
But they're strong people. Especially that Ichigo. He fights like a maniac sometimes. That's why Taichou wants repeated rematches with Ichigo.
Ichigo's too scared to fight with Taichou again. That's why he never stays around Taichou. He practically gives a one mile radius around Taichou.
Hmm hmm. True.
Oh, wait. Is that…?
Aah! Yes it is! There's Ichigo and his friends.
Yeah. I'm done here. Go and interview them. See ya.
Oi! Ikkaku! Wait up! Oh! Here's a token of my appreciation for interviewing us! And make sure you put out interviewer in your bulletin!
(throws something to interviewer)
Interviewer opens the small sack and takes out a small cosmetics set. A note drops out:
Be careful I don't eliminate you too.
Interviewer: (sweat drop)
XXX
A/N: Ikkaku and Yumichika! Finished!
This was done in a rush, so it's not very good. Hope you like it though!
To all reviewers: Thank you again for reviewing! And thanks for your suggestions! Expect Hitsugaya, Hiyori, Shinji, Urahara and Renji in the future. They'll pop up sooner or later :D