A/N: This chapter is very short, I'm afraid. Hopefully I'll be able to get another one up shortly.
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, Torchwood or Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Big shock there.
The Doctor and the Torchwood team peered in turns around the corner at the Doctor's TARDIS, where it stood surrounded by daleks. The Scoobies were still en route.
"I still say we break the door down," Jack grumbled to the Doctor, despite the long argument they had just had about why they couldn't do just that. Ianto, Gwen, Tosh and the Doctor's logic had eventually won out over Jack and Owen's machismo.
"How long until your wave producer resets itself?" the Doctor asked Tosh. A car pulled up behind them and the Scoobies began to disembark, grumbling about how Xander's car and Anya's navigation left a lot to be desired.
"Well, the electromagnetic pulse took out the producer itself, so all of the settings have to…" Jack coughed pointedly. Tosh sighed. "Five minutes," Tosh said. The Doctor directed his sonic screwdriver at it. "Er, make that zero minutes. We're still about ten metres outside the range, though."
"And no Jack, you can't just have a go at running those ten metres," Gwen said decisively as Jack opened his mouth to speak.
"Spoil my fun," Jack said.
"But not mine," Buffy put in as she snatched Tosh's device and ran around the corner, pushing Spike ahead of her as a shield. Five seconds later the blue lights in the front of the Torchwood SUV went out.
"Now why didn't I think of that?" Jack said. He gestured at his team to stay put as he went around the corner. By the time they followed, Jack had already de-daleked Spike.
The Doctor immediately ran to the TARDIS.
"Come on, old girl," he muttered, unlocking the door. He sighed a breath of relief when it opened and light poured out. He started to call out to Tosh as he turned and leant on the doorframe.
"Looks like your pulse isn't so destructive after all, To-" She ducked under his arm and ran into the TARDIS. "Hey!"
"It really is bigger on the inside!" she exclaimed. The Doctor started to try to herd her out, then saw that everyone else was on their way in. He spread his hands and looked imploringly at Jack, who was laughing and refusing to remove his team.
"How is this possible?" Giles asked.
"It's an alternative universe!" Anya said.
"It's magic!" was Willow's response.
"Look on the plus side, Doctor," Jack said. "At least they're not making it domestic."
"Give it time," the Doctor muttered.
"Hey Will, if this is magic, do you reckon you could do this to my car?" Xander asked, then was met by Tara's glare. He hurriedly changed the subject. "Buffy, when the Doctor said he saw you and Spike 'fighting' at the Bronze, he did mean fighting, didn't he?"
"Ummm…" came the reply.
"See?" the Doctor said to Jack. "Domestic!"