Here's the next chapter in this crazy tale of….crazy. The idea for this chapter well…actually came from the last Deadpool fic I made. Its one of them chapters…oh you'll know if you read it before.

The day began like any other normal day at the Hinata apartments, Kitsune was watching the television, Deadpool had decided to join the resident drunk some time ago. They seemed to be watching a boxing match, and the one guy face was not looking to good.

Hearing footsteps coming from upstairs, Deadpool started mumbling to himself.

"please don't be naru, please don't be naru….please lord don't be…".

He glanced over when the footsteps stopped next to him, Naru stood right in that spot with a not too pleased look on her face.

"awww come on!!! What do you want now!!!!!!".

Naru was taken back by his angry shout, but she raised a fist to his face and replied.

"what are shirai and haitani doing here?".

"OH! that's right, we partied all night, got drunk, bought some high priced hookers, then crashed here".

A growl came from Naru's throat as she pointed at him.

"well you four are gonna clean up! This isn't free room and board here!".

Deadpool looked over at kitsune and said "…..she doesn't pay rent either".

Naru pointed up the stairs in the direction of the mess that the four men caused last night, Deadpool stood up with a groan and drug himself up the steps. Stopping at the top, he found the other guys hard at work, cleaning.

Deadpool pointed a finger at Keitaro and said "if your beastly girlfriend threatens me one more time….I'm gonna hit her in the face……with a tire".

Keitaro stared at the mercenary, who's eyes showed he was dead serious about hitting her with a Goodyear. Haitani and shirai gave Deadpool two thumbs up from behind Keitaro.

"or maybe instead of a tire, how about a whole god damn car…..like a nineteen fifties Cadillac or a really old Oldsmobile".

"NO! can't we please just cle-".

Deadpool cut him off by reaching into the pile of garbage and taking out a filth covered pizza.

"I was wondering where that was".

Haitani looked at him and said "five bucks says you wont eat it".

Deadpool eyes went over to him as he replied "money? Screw that ill do it for free".

The three watched as the mercenary lifted the bottom part of his mask, ate the pizza and pulled the mask back down. Haitani and Shirai both looked at him starry eyed as he began to rummage through the pile of garbage for more food.

"he's my hero".

"I know Haitani…he's way better than Keitaro".

Keitaro stared at his so called friends, while Deadpool grabbed a hammer from under a pizza box.

"I knew it was somewhere…..now to get Naru…".

But before his hammer to Naru's face could be hatched, Keitaro took the instrament of awesome from him and kept sweeping. Deadpool groaned and sat down, he would let these three do the work, while he assessed the situation. After some time of working the three decided to take a break next to Deadpool, who had been sitting in the same spot, and the same position for three hours. The four tried to think of some way to get out of this, Deadpool's awesome pointer finger raised in all its glory.

"maybe if we steal all of Naru's bra's……".

The other three guys thought about that idea, it would probably get them killed, or sent into slave labor. They all shook their heads and began to ponder more, Deadpool then felt someone watching them. His eyes went up and connected with Motoko's, who was proceeding to the Onsen. Her eyes stared at Haitani and Shirai with deep resentment and of course, hatred.

"what are those two doing here?".

The three guys decided at that moment to run, and sacrifice Deadpool for the good of the others.

He smiled at her and said "sometimes I pretend I'm a shark".

She shook her head and walked down the stairs, Motoko knew that she couldn't harm someone who didn't even have a thought pattern. Haitani, Keitaro and shirai poked their heads around a corner and saw that Deadpool was fine, and was playing with a piece of paper. The carefully came back to their spots, as Deadpool threw what was left of the paper into the pile of trash.

Haitani decided then to act on his gut instincts as he said to the mercenary "I've seen better sharks on discovery".

His eyes filled with fear as Deadpool stood up, taking it as a challenge to his greatness. The mercenary's eyes went down to Haitani as he spoke "you dare challenge me? I was pretending to be a shark while in my mothers womb!!! I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF SHARKDOME!!!".

The three unlucky lads followed Deadpool down the stairs, to the door leading to the onsen. He stopped and grabbed Shirai, sliding the door open, he threw the kid right through the changing room and into the waters of the onsen. The three girls known as Motoko, Naru and Mutsumi, were all using that very onsen. Both Motoko and Naru screamed bloody murder as they chased him out into the now empty hallway and up the stairs. Coming out of a room nearby. Haitani and Keitaro watched as Deadpool proceeded into the Onsen and into the water, where he began to swim like the a real shark would. Mutsumi watched at the mercenary swam around, pretending to chase a small fish or fight a whale…..something that sharks do…I dunno I'm just the narrator.

His eyes looked at her as he stood up and said "aren't you suppose to be chasing what's his face?".

She shook her head with a smile and giggled while he scratched the back of his head.

Shrugging he then began to walk out of the water while saying "maybe when your done in the puddle of water, you can watch a tom cruise movie with me. We'll both talk about how much we hate tom cruise".

The three guys left before Naru and Motoko came back to the onsen, both had demolished shirai in a rage so horrible…that it would hurt just thinking about the rage of it all. Mutsumi looked up at the two, with a blush on her face. Naru knew right then and there something happened when they left after the unlucky boy.

Naru put her hand on Mutsumi's shoulder and said "is something the matter?".

Mutsumi shook her head no and said "who was that man?".

Naru looked over at Motoko, who eyed her before saying "…..oh god…she met Deadpool".

At that very moment, Deadpool let out a sneeze as the three guys tried to revive a unconscious shirai. Who had been beaten, sliced and somehow hit by a missile, which had to of come from kaolla su...she was hiding...somewhere.

God that chapter was kind of long…my hands hurt now. So anyways, thanks again for the support and what not….see ya.