a/n: Claw: here you go, a Marky story. I want to see if I can add some Mark in these stories. Don't worry, they will have only cannon. He will just be the witness, hehe. This is what happened when he was dragged shopping by Maureen and Joanne. It's set at the same time the fic about Collins and Ang shopping.

Mark sat in on the outside of the dressing room. Joanne sighed and sat down next to him. "God, I can't believe Maureen is going to do this. I'm sorry you've been dragged into this."

Mark wasn't to annoyed, since he did get to see his ex-girlfriend try on lingerie. Joanne sighed. "I told her we were shopping for you, but she wont listen. Oh and if you check her out, I might have to kick your ass." she said.

"Readddy." Maureen sung. She walked out of the dressing room, clothed in something that would resemble what Mimi wore at the Catscratch club. Joanne and Mark just stared with their mouths hanging open.

Mark was aware of the growing bulge in his pants, so he placed his camera on his lap. Joanne looked over and rolled her eyes. "That's just one of the perks of being a woman." she whispered, as Maureen was busy checking herself out in the mirror.

Mark grumbled. "Oh shut up, girls get periods." Joanne silenced after that.

Maureen walked over with the biggest smile on her face. "I'm so getting this." She said.

"Well that's great. Why don't you put on some real clothes?" Joanne asked. Mark just sat and tried his best not to stare at Maureen.

"Oh, pookie, you know you looove it!" Maureen teased. "Ohmygosh! Jo, you should get some, here try on these!" Maureen threw a leather bra and panties. "You'll look so hot in these, right Mark?"

Mark just sat there blushing at his own imagination of Joanne in the 'outfit'. "Huh…yeah…wait, WHAT?!" he said only semi-knowing what the hell was coming out of his mouth. He had to admit, Joanne looked smokin' in his fantasy.

Joanne looked sick. "Shut up Mark. He is only saying that cause he's thinking about you."

Maureen shook her head. "Nuhuh, it's cause you're hot and he wants you soooo bad."

"WHAT! MAUREEN!" Mark whined. Joanne just put her hand on her head.

"We should have a threesome." Maureen commented. Both Joanne and Mark laughed and laughed.

The lawyer and the filmmaker shared many things in common, but among one of them was their love for the brunette girl in front of them.

A/N: Ok, Rogersgirl224 gave me the idea to write some Mark-centric stories in this, so I'll add a few here and there. they will have random cannon couples in them. Tell me what you think, please, I really want to know if you thinks it's a good idea. I won't have them as part of the whole order, I'll just add them whenever I come up with one.

I love writing Mark(hence the reason Firend Till the End is in his view) , he's just so adorkable.