Nary: (cries in corner)
Gollum: (raspy voice, seen petting pet fish, Ralph) whats wrong with her?
Kit: just leave her along for now... she cant take that its almost over...
Gollum: what is? (hugs Ralph closer to chest) you're making Ralph nervous...
Kit: i know... but... but... (bursts out crying)
Disclaimer: i dont own this, but in the near future i WILL own everything else!
-Later when the bunnies come-
"Konban wa!" The bunnies yell.
"Konban wa my arsenal!" Kuraishi shouted. Everyone stared. "What? Arsenal as in weapons…" She grinned, "Don'tcha know?" the battle commenced and Frodo snuck off, Sam, Tarenya, and Kuraishi following. The bunnies captured Merry and Pippin and Borimir died, everyone cries…
-With Frodo-
Frodo silently steals a boat and goes across…well half way…before Sam comes out and screams at Frodo to let him come. "I'm coming with you Mr. Frodo!"
"And us!" Tarenya yells as Kuraishi and she run out to the boat, or run and swim… Sam runs out too but begins to drown.
"Hey Tar?"
"Yeah Kura?"
"Should we let him drown?" Frodo saves Sam. "Too late…" They say in unison.
-With the others-
Aragorn and Legolas cheered as the dead Borimir went over the falls. Gimli cried.
-Merry & Pippin-
Merry and Pippin are sitting in a circle with the bunnies that captured them and having tea.
-Back to Frodo-
They climb over the mountain face, Sam heaving with exhaustion. Tarenya stares at the lush grasslands in front of her. "E's rusa ykyeh!" Everyone stares at her and Kuraishi smacks her across the head. "This isn't your home… Baka…"
Tarenya turns to her. "You wanna say that to my face!"
"Baka"
"Baka"
"Baka"
"Baka"
"Baka"
"Baka"
"B…"
"ENOUGH!" Sam and Frodo yell. They shake their heads and walk off towards Mordork…
Tar: I think we're doing pretty well with this trilogy…
Kura: Maybeh…
Tar: what crawled up your butt?
Kura: nottin'! .
Tar: OK! Well, we'll see you next time on…
Both: LORD OF THE BANANA! THE TWO BANANA TOWERS!
(Sci fi music plays in the background…)
Tar: bet you couldn't tell which person was which author! MUAHAHAHA! You will never know!
(Sci fi music continues to play in the background…)
well, once we have the second thing written up ill post it on here! so be on the lookout!
hope you guys had fun with this story, i know i did when i was writting it with Kit!
thank you again for reading... and that concludes this story (cries)