Well I've had an eventful few days: job interview today and going in for surgery tomorrow so what better way to get ready for that than this, all I will say is that Gold and Sapphire do not know how to first aid, like at all. Haha enjoy (and wish me luck for tomorrow :S)

"Hey Crystal..." Ruby began appearing behind her once again. Crystal groaned loudly. She was beginning to get very sick of this shit. It was bad enough that he was here at all but the fact that he wouldn't leave here alone was really beginning to piss her off even more.

"Ruby what is it now?" she asked.

"I just want to talk to you." he shrugged. She sighed.

"Please don't make me go through this again."

"What are you so afraid of Crystal?" Ruby asked getting closer to her. "I know you feel the same. We can't fight what we had together."

"Ruby, it was one night and it was a massive mistake." she stated. "I was drunk out of my mind: you could have been a Ponyta for all I know."

"Whatever. What's he got that I don't, hey?" Ruby asked gesturing to the bathroom door where they both thought Silver was still taking refuge in.

"Ok," Crystal began. She was about to start on a roll now and there was going to be nothing that Ruby would be able to say that would derail her. "For one thing he's responsible, he's thoughtful, he's intelligent, he's stable. I could do on or is that enough for you?"

"Stop acting as if this is all my fault." Blue hissed as soon as he and Red were back in the closet again.

"Well I sure as hell am not the one who attacked him and tied him up." Red replied.

"Well someone had to look out for your mum." Blue stated.

"Excuse me?" Red asked incredulously. "I've been looking out for both my mum and Professor Oak ever since you disappeared off to become the centre of attention and fool around with your celebrity friends." Blue shook his head.

"You really are unbelievable." he stated. "you just can't get over it can you?"

"Get over what?" Red asked.

"You're just burning with jealousy that, even though you're the Champion people are more interested in my life than yours because all you do is disappear up a mountain every so often to train."

"And what the hell is wrong with that?" Red snapped.

"You're such a hypocrite!" Blue yelled. "You want to be left alone but you want people to be interested and take you seriously."

"And you are the most selfish..." Red started.

"Red!" Green chided as she came through the door. She had heard them arguing from outside and was determined to get to the bottom of this. "What is going on? This is a funeral for god's sake."

"Not now Green." Red told her.

"Why are you acting like this?" she asked.

"Green," Red practically snapped. "not now."

"It's about the flat, isn't it?" she asked.

"What?" he asked.

"It's because you don't want to move away from Pallet Town do you?"

"Green..." Red began. He had no idea how to explain what was going on and how to tell her that he was all over the place because of something completely unrelated. Blue shook his head and sighed.

"Just tell her Red." he told him. Green looked at him and then turned back to look at Red.

"Tell me what?" she asked. Red sighed.

"Green do you remember that short bloke that I pointed out earlier?" he asked.

"The one standing by Professor Oak's coffin? Yes."

"It turns out that he was having an affair with Professor Oak." Red said.

"And now he's blackmailing us to give him three million yen..." Blue stated.

"Or else he's going to show everyone the pictures of them doing stuff." Red finished.

"Sex stuff?" Green asked.

"Yeah." Red replied. Green looked from Red to Blue and back again trying to process what they were saying to her.

"Is this some sort of a sick joke?" she asked finally when she couldn't see any hint on either of their faces that they weren't messing with her.

"No of course it's not a sick joke." Red replied. Green stopped to take all this in.

"So Professor Oak was gay?" she asked. That seemed to be the only thing that her brain could process at that moment but it was the biggest thing for her to process. Blue shrugged.

"Sure seems that way."

In Professor Oak's study Gold had been keeping an eye on Peter while Sapphire struggled with Uncle Alfie. He knew he should have been helping as it sounded like she was struggling quite a bit but at the same time he knew that at least one of them had to keep an eye on Peter. The drugs seemed to have taken effect a lot quicker than they had with Silver although that may be because he had been given about five of them in one go. He heard some very odd noises coming from the bathroom.

"What the hell if going on in there?" he muttered to himself and went over to investigate. While he was gone Peter manage to haul himself to his feet and hop round to the sofa. Everything looked so huge to him and the colours of everything were much brighter and much stranger than they normally were. Once he had hoped to a position where he would be able to get on the sofa he wiggled onto it and began to jump up and down on top of it.

He could faintly hear the sounds of Sapphire and Gold arguing in the background but he didn't care. He was having too much fun jumping up and down on the sofa. That was until he lost his footing on the edge and fell backwards hitting his head on the glass coffee table as he did. The sound immediately caught Gold and Sapphire's attention.

"Oh god!" Sapphire cried as the ran in and saw Peter lying, motionless, face down on the floor and a large crack on the edge of the coffee table.

"Oh shit!" Gold muttered. Sapphire grabbed his arm.

"Check him." she said. "Touch him, do something."

"Are you alright mate?" Gold asked giving Peter a gentle shake. He didn't move.

"Try again." Sapphire hissed.

"Mate?" Gold said a little louder giving him another shake. "Mate? What's his name?"

"I don't know." she replied. "Try Philip?"

"Philip?" Gold asked shaking him again. "Are you ok?"

"God please wake up." Sapphire moaned.

"Shit!" Gold muttered before trying again. "Philip?"

"It might not be Philip." Sapphire stated. "Try something else: pinch him." Gold gave Peter a harsh pinch in the side but still he didn't move.

"Is he breathing?" Sapphire asked. Gold stopped pinching Peter's side and checked his pulse. He turned to stare at Sapphire with wide, terror filled eyes. "Is he ok?"

"No," he whispered. "he's fucking dead."

"If that's the way it is we'll just have to give him the money." Green said as she, Red and Blue began to make their way back over to Professor Oak's study.

"It's not that simple." Blue stated.

"Why not?" she asked, confused.

"Red refused to pay so we're completely fucked." Blue replied.

"Just shut up." Red snapped. He really was not in the mood for this.

"Excuse me." he heard Sapphire say and looked up to see her making their way over to them, a huge, strange smile plastered on her face. "May I come through please, thank you."

"Why are you smiling like that?" Blue asked as she reached them.

"Sapphire?" Red pressed when she wouldn't say anything.

"I was wondering if I could ask you too come back to the office for a second please." she stated, that eerie smile not leaving her face. Red turned to Green.

"We'll be back soon." he told her.

"Alright." she gave his hand a small squeeze. He and Blue followed Sapphire back to the study. She knocked on the door.

"It's Sapphire." she stated and the door opened. The three of them entered the office and Gold shut the door behind them. Red was about to ask what was going on and then he saw Peter's body still sprawled face down on the floor.

"Jesus!" he exclaimed. "Call Uncle Victor."

"There's no point." Gold said.

"What do you mean no point?" Blue asked.

"Look at him," Gold said. "he's stone dead."

"What the hell did you do to him?" Red asked.

"We didn't do anything." Sapphire cried. "He hit his head on the corner."

"He hit his head on the corner?" Blue asked incredulously.

"He hit his head, that's what happened." Gold stated.

"This is bad. This is really, really bad." Blue stated shaking his head. "What are we going to do?" he asked Red.

"Actually I really need to go." Sapphire stated and made a beeline for the door. Blue grabbed her and prevented her from leaving.

"You're not going anywhere." he stated.

"I can't go to prison." Sapphire whispered. "Do you have any idea what happens to people like me in prison? I can't go to prison."

"Sapphire just calm down." Red stated. "We can figure something out.

"Now nobody here knows who this guy is right?" Blue stated. "They don't even know his name and probably didn't even notice him."

"Not notice him?" Gold asked incredulously. "He's four fucking feet tall!"

"Good point." Blue nodded thoughtfully. "So we'll just get rid of the body as if he came and left."

"Get rid of the body?" Sapphire cried. "What are you talking about? What do we know about getting rid of bodies? What are you going to do? Throw him out with the rubbish?" Gold had a sudden thought.

"Did any of you happen to notice the size of Professor Oak's coffin?" he asked. All of them turned round to stare at him.

"Are you seriously suggesting that we bury him with Professor Oak?" Red asked trying to control his anger.

"Why not?" Gold asked. "It's not like he's going to know, is he?"

"That's not the point." Red snapped.

"It makes sense Red." Blue stated. "The coffin is there, the hole in the ground is there, they go and that's it. End of story."

"Really?" Red asked shaking his head.

"Unless you've got a better suggestion." Blue pointed out. Red sighed. He really didn't and, despite everything, it would solve the problem. That still didn't mean it was a good idea though.

Best plan guys! Good going