January 8 (Day Three)
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Well, my little book, I haVE LIVED. But only 'cause the moment I went Sage Mode, the thing vanished. Like, no chakra signature, no nothing. Just gone.
I'm really disappointed.
I was ready to face my fears and destroy the king of my nightmares. But noooo. It just had to wuss out at the last moment!
... This is so annoying. I take on stronger guys all the time! And win! Devil-beast should have at least tried to kill me, instead of poofing away like a complete sissy.
Grr.
On the bright side, I managed to live without destroying anything! Although, an ANBU squad did show up to ask what was going on. I told 'em that the werewolf came back and I obliterated it.
I know I lied, but they wouldn't have believed me if I told them that Sasuke's bastard, devil-dog came back for a piece of Naruto and I scared him away with my awesome chakra power. As it was, the squad didn't say anything for a while.
Oh well.
I am currently waiting for It to show up and I am so ready for this thing! I will crush it into dust! Or maybe dirt... Does one option require more work than the other? Lee would be proud if I did the harder one. I think dust is gonna be harder, so I'll just stick with that.
Hehe, bonus: If It's dust, I can toss it into Sasuke-dumbass' kitchen and he'll never know.
"Hmm, the air tastes different, dobe. Did you do something?"
MWAHAHA! "... Uh, no..." Then, I'll just blame the tomatoes. It'll be two ramen bowls with one pair of chopsticks! I. Am. A Genius.
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Signed ~ Uzumaki Naruto, your amazingly fantastic genius-author.
P.S. Dammit, I was supposed to confront Bastard about his tomatoes! At this rate, he is going to go absolutely insane!
... Serves him right. Him and his dumb dog.