"ALL TEH CATES OLD ENUF TO CACH THIERR PRY GATER HER FOR ACLANMBVUK MEET ING!"
Sparkleskit woke up feelin so tired from the night and walked outside beside yolokit. Up on the great roc stood Fyrestarter callin a cln meeting. It was early morning and the sun once againd shone on his fyrey fyr liyting it up lyk angyls attractyv choirs in the heavyns.
Once again she felt a twinge in her gut. OMG! OMG! I FEEL SO WERD!1!1 thot sparkleskit.
"Ther is bad and worse and good news!" Fireystarstar said when the clan assemblyed.
OMG! It must be because eof Jayfeather and wincland!11! Sparklelykitty realized her eyes widening atomatically. "First the bad news!" Windclan is angry and wants to attyck us because of a horder complication"
"GASP!1!" the clan gasped.
"The worse news is that Jayswing is de3d!1!"
"CRIE!" Much of the clan cryed. Sparkleskit hung her head wyshing she told the other peple. She'd jus buryed his body in a ditch but coldnt complet the job cause her class were too short, sh3 wasn't going to tell anybody tho.
One of the senor warriors Fangtooth spoke, "What should we do?"
"Take a parole and find the murderweds…and kill them" levestar cried angy tyrs.
"fagtooth tok stupydpaw squirleflight brokenstar and d3dface out of teh camp to go on parole.
"What of jayfeathers body?" said diamondsparklyface.
"he has been given a byriel alredy." Fyrestoner said slolemly.
Cloudtail overbesdie sparklelykitentoes ficked his tail angrily. "wow, um man, that's…just like disrespectful man." His cool extyrior didn't hide his anger and his cool exteyrior didn't hiude is angieerrr.
"SHUT UP POT HEAD!1123!#2!"J" Firestar wwipped his taile.
Cloudytalltail stuck his tonge out at his leader before going away to smoke more weed behind the dyrt place.
"Aneways, the final news is-"
Suddenlie a gunshoot rang outand Firestupidstar slowly slid down from the highroc. Omi GOSH! There was a bullet hole in his head and blold seeped out slowly into the ground.
"GASP" said Leavewind.
"INTAKE OF BREATH!" Gasped the rest of the clan.
"OMG OMG OMG! SNIPER!" OMG sobbed.
"WINDYCLAN ATTACK!" Onewhisky the leader of windclan battle cried wid his class out and sharp lyk the wynde cuting through rocs on the moor!
MORE WINDCLAN CATES SURGED THROGH THE BUSHES IN THE CAMP YOWLN IN ANGYER! #!121 3
Sparklyfaceshitterkit stood parylyzed in beer!12!21 OMG! But then she saw…
LINOBLAZE! Jumping into battyle wid all the fierce strength of heaven singing ni the breeze lyke the ded angel choirs that sing wid fartclan!
OMG followed shortly and thunderfartclan had rallied! 1 !1#! Sparklespaw had joined the fight clawsing all teh evilll Windycaln kier werrs till they wher diing lyke storms under da see! Blood was everywhyre! But the cates were all fine.
Soon Sparklypaws was the only one fightyng, even teh fiercest loinblazer wasn't fighting aymore, he didnt ned to because sparkles wus just so awsomwer! Awsomer than the *beep* (censored because I said so) moon.
Soon only Onestar was left. "Wow, he said bleeding from head2tow. "sparklespaw you'r so amazin, you fought all my cates with no scratch on you. Will you be my mat?"
Sparklespaw stoped as she was about to ceriousli hurt him. "um well…" how, how cud she deside? She loved Firestoner so mush but Onestar was the furst to ask to be her lover.
"NO!" Firestar had come back to life again and gasped, "YOU MUST BE MY MAT! DON'T BE A *beep* CHEATER! I LUV U! WE CAN HAVE KITS TOGETER RIT HEERAND NOW!"
Sparklespaw then made a desision. "I want to be your mat. Jayfeather"
"SNIFFLE" cried onewhiskystar b4 running away from the camp. Firestar cryed in joyly. "I Have a mat I have a mat!"
Sandstorm was glaring at Fyreston with blody resolfed to get rid of her soon. She needed, hollyleaf!
Firestar jumped up teh high great rock. "The good news is!...
OMG! A clif hanger! what do you think will happen next?
keep it up FLAMERSSSSSSS! REALLY FLAMERS ARE JUST SO FALMING! WHY NO FL:AMERS?