Drips and Drabbles

by somandalicious

As a participant of Dramione Last Drabble Writer Standing LDWS at Livejournal, I have decided to archive each drabble at one place. DMHG.

7. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Title: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Rating: Flesch-Kincaid suggests you should be in 9th Grade to read this. PG.

Round: 2

Prompt: A rumor in 100 words.

Warnings: Dry humor.

Word Count: a dollar.

Although it was unusual for Hermione Granger to indulge in vapid blather, she found the latest water-cooler hearsay went against her logical sensibilities to 'never tickle a sleeping dragon'. So with biting brown eyes and a fist on her hip, she informed her fellow associates that in her experience, Draco Malfoy was the farthest thing from a virgin and certainly not a homosexual, and it was completely ridiculous that any of them would assume such nonsense. Trust her. She would know.

Much to her chagrin, her over-protective vehemence only caused more office fodder. Only this time, it was undoubtedly true.