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They started their day like most, Rin, grumpy that she had to wake up so early, and everyone else (except Kratos) happy that they are alive and they have a purpose in life. They started to make their way to Luin when Lloyd asked Rin a few questions.

"Hey Rin, how are you able to solve all of the puzzles in the dungeons so quickly? The Wind Temple looked kinda hard to get by but you solved it in five minutes… Why is that?" Lloyd asked.

"Yes, I am quite curious myself. Tell us Rin." Raine added.

"W-Well," Snap, I knew they would ask about this… "Well, my family, being worshipers of the Chosen, we… umm… have this book! That shows, in great detail, the traps that are in each dungeon… and how to get past them… Each generation has to study the book so that way the Chosen can regenerate the world… heh heh…" Rin said stuttering some.

"A BOOK? I must see this book!" Raine shouted at Rin.

"… Well, the book was…was destroyed by Desians…"

"Really?" Lloyd asked.

"No! I wanted to read it!" Raine said sobbing.

"Why did the Desians want to destroy the book?" Lloyd asked again.

"Well, I'm not really sure why…" Rin said to them.

"Well, we're here…" Kratos said to the group.

They entered the city, everything was destroyed. There seemed to be no one left… except Sheena who was injured badly.

"What happened here? And why are you injured?" Lloyd asked her.

"It'… n-nothing… I was just a little clumsy… that's all…" Sheena replied.

"Please, you think we're gonna believe that clumsiness did this to you? Only Colette's clumsiness brings harm to herself and others." Rin said to Sheena.

"Please Professor, heal her." Colette begged.

"It seems she has companions with her, it could be a trap." Raine replied.

"Hah… you're not as devious as you look… Look at this city… everything's in ruin… I owe these people for food and lodging… They were hiding freed captives from the Ranch… as punishment, not only was the whole population ordered to go to the Ranch… But the city was destroyed as well…" Sheena said to them.

Suddenly a monster appeared. It had formal-ish… clothes on… sorta…and ran forward to a Priest and brought its arm back as if to attack. But Sheena got in the way and it attacked her instead. Since they didn't know about Clara being that monster, Rin ran to her and said, "Clara! Stop! … Please!" But Clara attacked Rin too. "Aw! Come on! I said please!" Clara then ran away.

They brought their attention to Rin and Sheena who were on the floor in pain. "She's lost a lot of blood." Said Kratos to Raine.

"Are you okay Rin?" Lloyd asked helping Rin up.

"Ahh… I've felt better… Come on Raine, she risked her life to save that Priest… Heal her…" Rin said to Raine.

"Oh, alright, but you're all way too softhearted for your own good…" Raine said reluctantly healing Sheena.

A flash of white light emitted from Raine's staff and Sheena was healed.

"Don't think that we're friends just because you saved me, I'm still trying to kill you!" And with that Sheena poofed away.

"Well, what do we do now?" Lloyd asked.

"We rescue that captives at the Ranch and destroy it!" Rin said to everyone.

"Yay! Let's go!" Genis said.

"Why are you so happy Genis?" Rin asked.

"This is gonna be my only line in this chapter, so I halfta make the most of it!"

"(sweat drop) … ONE LINE YOU MORON!" Rin said as she slapped Genis.

They went to the Asgard Human Ranch and they all agreed to jump out and attack an unsuspecting group of Desians. So they waited… and waited… and waited…AND WAITED… but the Desians didn't come… So they waited some more… and then… and only then… did they come… (only retards are late…) So the group showed their anger by killing them… (I wish I could show my anger that way…) And Raine took the liberty of dressing up like the female Desian.

When she reached the gate she said, "We have captured Lloyd and Rin, the ones who are wanted."

"Good work! Now lead them into that there room in there… you know… that room… just go…" Said the ugly Desian.

They made their way into "that there room" and encountered Botta. They let him pass and suddenly, three Desians (you know the ones with the staffs and the boxes on their backs… the retarded looking ones… yeah… those) used their magic power and casted fireballs on poor Kratos and Colette. Kratos used guardian but Colette… was too slow and she got hit by the fire. Kvar entered the opposite door and Colette, now realizing that they were in mortal danger, took her chakrams (from her armpits… Ewww…) and attacked Kvar. They ran in the door he came from and made their way to that dead end.

"No… We're trapped…" Lloyd said pointing out the obvious.

They looked around and saw people going into boxes. One person passed by that was banging on the window as she was passing. "Expheres are… made from human lives?" Lloyd asked under his breath.

"Yes, quite… you are trapped like rats…there is no escape." Kvar said to them. "Now I will kill you and offer your Exphere to Lord Yggdrassil."

"This Lord Yggy… he is your leader?" Raine asked.

"Yes, but that doesn't matter… All that matters is that Exphere…"

"No! This is a memento of my mom's whom you Desians murdered!" Lloyd said to Kvar.

"Us? Please, it was that inferior being who killed her… your father."

"… Do not speak ill of the dead." Kratos said to Kvar.

"Well, it's time to die!" Kvar said to them all.

Suddenly, Sheena dropped from the… ceiling? And landed with a thud on poor Rin again… for the third time… poor soul…

"I'll handle this!" Sheena said as she took out a card. "I'm gonna use the last one Grandpa…"

"I'm gonna die if you keep falling on me like this on a regular basis… Please get off!" Rin said to Sheena.

Sheena jumped off and used the Guardian in her hand. The Guardian then turned around and poofed them all to a safe place.

(That night)

"I can't believe Expheres are made from human lives…" Sheena began.

"Yeah, those people died and here we are, using them…" Rin said butting in on Genis, saying, "This is Marbles life…"

"One line remember!" Rin whispered to Genis.

"O-" Genis started.

"ONE LINE!"

Genis nodded his head vigorously.

"Well, I suppose they would want to be used. I wouldn't want to be thrown away…" Kratos said to them.

"Yeah… if we didn't have these… we would be weak humans…" Lloyd added.

"Excu-" Genis started to say but stopped when Rin hit him on the side of the head. He then started to write in Rin' hand but got slapped again, "Don't you touch me with your cooties!" Rin yelled. So Genis started to write in the sand. He wrote, " Excuse me but we are Hal- Elves… Elves, we are not weak."

"So what are you going to do?" Sheena asked them.

"We will infiltrate the Ranch, free the captives, and defeat Kvar." Lloyd said.

"Well, do you mind if I join you? Now that I know where Expheres come from, it's kinda hard to turn away…"

"I don't mind… Just don't fall on me again… Okay?" Rin asked.

"Well, just don't try anything funny… okay?" Raine added.

"I'm good." Lloyd said.

"As far as I'm concerned, you're welcome anytime!" Colette said with a smile.

"I see no problem with it…" Kratos replied.

"Welcome to our group Sheena!" Genis wrote on the ground.

"Okay! Thanks you guys!" Sheena replied.

Sheena joined the party

(SKIT ALERT)
Title: Sheena's Hair

"Hey Sheena, why is the back of your hair spider-like?" Rin asked.

"… Why do you wanna know?" Sheena replied.

"Well… Just answer the question!"

"Spider-like? I thought it would be more porcupine-like… Well, it just does it on it's own…"

"Interesting…"

Well, there you go... I hoped you liked it... more to comeI promise... Reviews! Please and Thankies!