Knock, Knock, Who's There?
Seven
"Um, okay," Masaya smiled back, "I have a blonde joke if that's okay."
"Yeah!" Ichigo quickly replied. Ryou crossed his arms and planted his bottom into a chair.
"Well, a blind guy walks into a bar and sits down. He taps the bartender on the shoulder and he turns towards him. He says, 'Hey, want to hear a blond joke?' the bartender folds his arms and says, 'I'm a blond… The guy sitting next to you is 350 lbs., a wrestler, and is blond. The guy across the bar from you is 250 lbs., is a personal trainer, and he's blond too. Are you really sure you still want to tell that joke?' he asks. The blind guy shakes his head and says, 'Nah! I don't want to have to repeat it five times…'" Ichigo smiles and starts laughing. Zakuro laughs a little too.
"Okay Mr. Knight-in-Blue, I've got one for you…" Ryou began, "Do you know the real reason a brunette keeps his figure?" Ryou smirks. Everyone shrugs; "Because no one else wants it…" Ryou smiles.
"That's not true!" Ichigo yells, and then places her hand over her mouth.
"Huh?" Masaya turns, completely oblivious to her words; "I guess it's my turn again. What do you call it when a blond dies their hair brown?"
"What?" Ichigo smiles, and waits impatiently for the punch line.
"Artificial intelligence." Masaya smirks.
"How funny, okay. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?" he asked.
"I don't know." Masaya said.
"Because, a buffalo's butt hair was much more manageable."
"Okay well—" Ichigo butted in, "Did you ever hear about the blond who bought an A.M. radio?"
"No." Zakuro seemed intrigued.
"It took him two weeks to figure out he could play it at night." Ichigo smiled. Ryou rolled his eyes at her pathetic attempt.
"Um…" Masaya held up his finger while a sweat drop ran down the back of his neck.
"Why is brunette, considered an evil color?" Ryou smirked cathartically.
"Why?" Masaya seemed to be, quite the opposite of apathetic.
"Have you ever seen a blonde witch?" Ryou and Keiichirou laughed at the same time.
"That's actually quite true." Mint smiled while taking a sip of her black tea.
"Wait, weren't you just drinking herbal tea?" Ichigo had the strangest look on her face of "what the heck"; "As a matter of fact, where do you get all of your tea?" Ichigo asked, curiously. Curiosity killed the cat.
"Ebay." Mint stated.
"I have another." Masaya smiled, "What do you call— an eternity?" he paused.
"What Aoyama-kun?" Ichigo acknowledged.
"Four blondes, in four cars, at a four way stop."
"Haha!" Ichigo laughed, over doing it a little.
"That's not funny… this is funny: what's a brunette's mating call?" Ryou tried holding in his laugh before hitting the punch line. Everyone shrugged. " 'Has the blonde left yet?'"
Ichigo crossed her arms with an "aghast" look on her face.
"That's not funny." Ichigo turned her head.
"Yeah, it is." Ryou smiled, and leaned back in his chair.
"Why was the blonde standing in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?" Masaya quickly asked.
"She was 'sleep-standing'?" Ryou shrugged, apathetically.
"No. She wanted to see what she looked like while she was asleep." Masaya smiled. Mint smiled a little with her lips at the ridge of her cup. Zakuro let a smile bit of laughter, slip from her lips. Pudding scratched her head.
"I don't get these 'blond' jokes, na no da." Pudding tilted her head. A sweat drop ran down the back of everyone's head.
"Okay, well maybe you'll get this brunette joke." Ryou smirked with confidence, "What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?"
"…"
"At least the trash gets taken out once a week." Ryou laughed.
"I'm just glad I'm a 'blue-nette'." Mint smirked.
"I'm purple." Zakuro said.
"Technically, I'm a 'pi-londe'…. Get it? Haha…" Ichigo smirked, "Or am I more of a magenta? What the heck is my hair color?" Ichigo scratched her nose. Masaya giggled at her.
"How can you tell if a blond has been using the computer?" Masaya asked, rhetorically, of course; "If there's white out on the screen."
"I get it! Nya!" Ichigo smiled brightly. Ryou rolled his eyes.
"How about the brunette that—"
"This is really getting annoying and not to mention boring. I haven't got to tell a joke since like… last chapter." Mint interrupted Ryou.
"Then, go…." Ryou said…
Deleted Scenes from the filming of "Knock, Knock, Who's There?"
"Um, okay," Masaya smiled back, "I have a blonde joke if that's okay."
"Yeah!" Ichigo quickly replied. Ryou crossed his arms and planted his bottom into a chair.
"Well, a blind guy walks into a bar and sits down. He taps the bartender on the shoulder and he turns towards him. He says, 'Hey, want to hear a blond joke?' the bartender folds his arms and says, 'I'm a blond… The guy sitting next to you is 350 lbs., a wrestler, and is blond. The guy across the bar from you is 250 lbs., is a personal trainer, and he's blond too. Are you really sure you still want to tell that joke?' he asks. The blind guy shakes his head and says, 'Nah! I don't want to have to repeat it five times…'" Ichigo smiles and starts laughing…
"What'd you say about my momma?" Ryou jumped out of his chair.
"Um, nothing… I—" Masaya was interrupted by Ryou's finger in his face.
"Well… Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea world!" Ryou smirked.
"Oh no you didn't!" Ichigo said.
"It's okay Ichigo. I can do this." Masaya said, and stood up straight; "Your mother's so fat, she's got her own zip code."
"Pft! Yo momma's SO fat, she went to Japan and all the tourists ran around screaming 'Godzilla'! OH!" Ryou yelled.
"Well, your mother's—"
"-Cough- Yo momma –cough-…." Ichigo coughed, "inconspicuously".
"Well— Yo momma – is so fat, she stepped in front of the television, and I missed three episodes." Masaya smiled at accomplishing his first actual "Yo Momma" joke.
"Yo momma is so stupid and fat. When she heard it was chilly outside, she ran out there with a bowl and spoon foo!"
"Yo momma is so fat," Masaya paused, "She stepped on a scale and it read, 'GET OFF'!"
"Haha," Ryou wiped his mouth, "Yo momma is so stupid, she asked me what yield meant, so I answered, 'Slow down'. Then, she goes, 'What- does- yie-ld – mean?"
"Yo momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck." Masaya laughed.
"Yo momma's so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection screamed." Ryou smiled.
"Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it." Everyone laughed at Masaya's joke. Ryou felt mad.
"Ah-ight! Yo momma so fat, when she takes a step, the world brakes in half." Ryou smiled, reclaiming his glory by everyone's laughs.
"Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone!" Masaya yelled. He was really getting into it.
"Yo momma so fat, you have to put beepers on her for when she backs up. Beep, beep, eerk! CRASH!" Ryou laughed.
"Alright." Ichigo paused them for the time being, "There's time for one last joke, make it count." Ichigo then allowed them to go.
"Okay," Masaya began, "Yo momma's so stupid, she thought if she ate a light saber, she'd lose weight! Haha! Am I right? Huh, huh?" All that was heard was cricket chirps…
"Haha! What a loser… Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her whole generation of ancestors! OHHH!!!" Ryou yelled in succession.
Please review! I figured since Yo Momma stuff is jokes, so I decided to use them. :-) I should have more of the "deleted scenes" in the next couple chapters too. Morosely, I'll probably only make like ten or so chapters of this story because I really want to publish this other story I've been working on and it's really great so far. I think everyone will like it. It's a romance/ humor genre and a, what they call a "Kishigo". So, anyways, please review!