Once again.. I don't own Naruto. But I'm working on owning Sasuke. Anyway, I don't own Batman either, and Bruce n' Charlie, once again, please don't hurt me too bad for using him. Now, on with the story…

Chapter Seven (7)

"It was… Itachi."

"WHHHHAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!???!?!!!!!???!?!???!!?!!?!?!??!??!??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?"

Sasuke shouted, "GAH!!!"

It took an entire ANBU squad to hold Sasuke back, and the all the jounin, and the hokage (who just happened to be Tsunade, and we all know how strong she is), and Temari, Kankuro and Gaara.

Just then Itachi walked up, crying. "I came to apologize, Hinata."

"Rejected!"

He started crying hysterically. "Oh, little brother! I'm so glad you're here! I feel so miserable."

"GASP!!!" The entire village said. Itachi was actually hugging Sasuke.

"…"

"…"

"OMG!!" said Naruto, "All Sasuke can say is dot dot dot!!"

Then, Sasuke just backed away. Slowly…Slowly…Slowly… until he was out of sight. Then he ran back and punched Itachi, sending him flying about 10 feet.

"Wow that felt good."

By now Itachi was crying a river. "Little brother! I thought you loved me…."

"You killed my entire clan! Why would I love you?!?"

"That's what brothers are supposed to do…"

"Brothers also are supposed to love their family and not KILL THEM!!"

"Geez! I'm sorry ok? I'm a changed man now though. Oh, man, I gotta go to a dentists appointment. Catch you later!"

Everybody: sweatdrop

"See?" said Hinata, " He just randomly walks off for dentist appointments. He did it all the time. So I told him it was over between us!"

"Hinata!" Hiashi cried, "You were dating a member of the Akatsuki?!?!"

"Daddy! I… I… just wanted someone who liked me for me and not as the heir to the main branch!" She then ran off crying.

"Wow," said Sasuke, "That was interesting."

"Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma," said a gloomy looking Gai, "The Konoha justice league chronicles will have to end here. It is a depressing time for all of us."

For exactly 3.4389 minutes they all cried.

"Ok that's enough."

Ok let's get back to the real story now.

No. Next chapter.

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Sorry for the wait. School and writers block don't go too well together. Anyway, thanks to all who reviewed, and ill update soon as my mind is back on track, which will hopefully be in a week or two.

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