Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Author's notes: I just thought this would be kinda funny. :P. And of course, inspired, because Kakashi is always carrying around Icha Icha Paradise. So it's not much of a stretch in what he wants to do in this. So I felt bad that this one was so short and that I haven't posted in such a long time so......posting up the next chapter right away! ^^
R&R.
English
"Okay, class, we're starting something new today. Listen up."
Sakura looked at Kakashi disbelievingly. "You were supposed to be here an hour ago. Class ends in ten minutes."
Kakashi didn't even blink. "Well, I guess you'll have to learn this in ten minutes."
"Is this going to be hard?" Naruto asked.
"Not really, I expect this assignment will be very enjoyable for some of you." He responded.
He went around to every desk and dropped an orange book on each one. "Now kids, this is the new book we're going to be reading for the next week. I want the first chapter done for tomorrow."
Hinata hesitantly spoke up. "But Kakashi-sensei…"
"…THIS IS LIKE PORN!" Sakura exploded. "YOU CAN'T GIVE THIS TO US FOR AN ASSIGNMENT! AND IT SURE AS HELL ISN'T ON THE REQUIRED BOOKS LIST!"
Kakashi didn't skip a beat. "I can make you read whatever the hell I want. And this book is very informative and will be useful to you later in life. In addition, it is written with the utmost eloquent prose that rivals if not surpasses anything that is on the required booklist. It will help you master description and connections in writing. End of story. You're reading it. Dismissed."
The bell rang and everyone filed out.
Next Day
Kakashi walked into class, grinning. "So class, how did you guys like the first chapter of Icha Icha Paradise? Don't tell me, you loved it."
His smile quickly faded away when he saw his students.
Hinata was rocking back and forth in her seat, mumbling over and over. "No more whipped cream. No more whipped cream. No more whipped cream."
Neji was sitting in his seat, staring straight ahead at the blackboard, appearing fine. Except that every once in a while his left eye would twitch violently.
Naruto was staring at his book reverently.
Sakura was sobbing intensely next to her Icha Icha book—which looked like she had put it through the shredder at least five times. She was repeatedly muttering, "I must read this piece of crap. I must read this piece of crap."
Sasuke……well, he was just whimpering to himself in the corner of the room. "I can't kill my brother yet…my fangirls must die first."
Shikamaru looked like he was sleeping…but no one could see the hand he had down his pants.
Ino, for once, had shut up, traumatized, mumbling, "I didn't know that a guy could…do that to a girl…"
Rock Lee wasn't even in his seat. He had skipped school for the first time, choosing not to endure the embarrassment of discussing Icha Icha.
Kiba was drooling uncontrollably.
TenTen was glaring fiercely at every guy in the room as if she would bite their heads off at any given moment. "Don't touch me!" she screamed when Neji tried to comfort her.
Kakashi looked indifferently at his distressed class. "I…see, well no matter, your assignment for tomorrow is chapter 2 in the book."
"NO!"
R&R.