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Chapter Seven

. Val's PoV .

I opened the bedroom door and peered out into the hallway.

"Coast is clear," I whispered. "Come on!"

"I'm not dressed yet!" Julie said.

She pulled the lavender sleeve up and ran over to the vanity.

"Julie!"

"If I'm going to see a governer, I don't think my hair should look so plain."

"No time! Come on!"

"But-"

I ripped the hairbrush from her hand.

"Let's go!"

"Give it to me."

"No!"

She scowled and ran over to the closet. She held my Glinda gown out the window.

"You wouldn't..."

She pretnended to drop it, and I lunged forward.

Julie laughed, but I jumped on her. I had hold of my dressm but we were now both dangling out the window tangled in the curtains.

RIIIIP

"AHH! Pull me up!"

"I'm trying!" I said.

RIP

My feet touched the floor, and I pulled us in.

"I just-"

PUMF

I picked up the pillow and began attacking her with it. She backed into the vanity and picked up the face powder and it made a huge cloud. And we're in the middle of it, wrapped in curtains, on the floor, pulling hair, and-

KNOCK KNOCK

Our eyes widened as two men with guns entered the room. Behind them followed the governor!

"Governor Swann!" I said, jumping up. "Great ot see you agin!"

Guns were now on me as Julie stood up choking from the powder. I laughed nervously.

"Eh heh... Don't you remember me, Governor?" I asked. "Valerie?"

His eyes lightened as he stepped forward.

"You and Elizabeth both-"

"Yes," I said. "And Alex! Where are they?"

"I might ask you the same."

I didn't know what to say.

"Well, I don't really know-"

KNOCK KNOCK

"My lord, Commodore Gilette has brought someone of great interest you," the bulter said. "So he says-"

"Bwhahaha! Oh my god! He's the Commodore now?" I laughed.

"Yes, and a respectable man," Governor Swann said dangerously. "I shall be down," he told the butler. "And despite the strangeness of this all, I will see you at dinner."

With that, he and the soliders left.

I looked at Julie and laughed.

"What?" she asked.

"One, you look like a moron; two, I look like a moron; three, Gilette's a commodore which makes him a dingbat; and four, we're in Port Royal! Isn't that cool!"

. Brandon's PoV .

"All Jack cares about is his stupid ship," I said, falling into a hommock. "I mean, we're stuck here! We need to get out!"

"Suggestions?" Clay asked, bouncing a bouncy ball off of the wall.

"Yeah, we bail."

"I'm not leaving the ship! Are you nuts?"

"No, just desperate to get back," I said. "Where's Val with a time machine when you need her?"

"I dunno..."

"Would you quit with the bouncy ball!"

"Geez, touchy," Clay said, walking out of the room.

"Where're you going?" I asked, following him.

"I dunno..."

"Let's go to the crow's nest..." I said.

"No way! I'm afraid of heights!"

. Crow's Nest .

"BJ! Let me down!"

"Oh, shut up," I said. "We're almost to Port Royal."

I looked at the city on the shorline. Grr...

THUD

We turned around, and this woman pulled out a sword.

"Oi! Who are you?"

"I-"

"i'm Clay," he said, pushing me aside, And might I say what a vision of pretty you are."

He took her hand and petted it, and then looked up at her.

"Wanna be my ghetto mama, babe?"

The woman squeezed Clay's hand tight until he screamed.

"You stay back," she warned, pointing the sword at us.

"We're friends of Jack's!" I said. "I'm Brandon, and...well, Clay's just... Clay."

"What are you doing up here?" she asked.

"Chillin' with you, foxxy chi-"

BAM

I elbowed Clay in the face, and he fell down.

"Just wandering around," I said. "Looking out..."

"Well, so long as you can keep an eye out, you can stay."

I nodded, and the woman left. I benty over and picked Clay up, shaking him awake.

"WEhat the hell was that?" I asked.

"What?"

"Ghetto mama?"

Clay just laughed.

Ma man Marcus hooked me up wit' the West Side," he said, being dumb.

"Who's Marcus?"

"I dunno..."

Suddenly, the woman's head popped up again, causing us to jump.

"Are either of you Mr. Edwards?" she asked.

"I am," I said. "Why?"

"Jack be wantin' you to go ashore," she said before disappearing again.

"Ashore?" Clay asked, "I wanna go! I wanna go!"

"Oh, shut up," I said. "You act like this is a joy ride..."

. Val's PoV .

Julie and I had changed out of our powder-covered dresses and into new ones. Hers was light green and mine light blue. We did each other's hair best we could, and we started down to dinner.

"How do they know you?" Julie asked for the millionth time.

"Shh..."

"But I wanna-"

"Shh!"

"Hello, m'ladies," Gilette said as we approached the table.

He and a few officers stood for us, including the butler. We sat down quietly, looking hungrily at the food in front of us. I began eating right away.

"Where's the governor?" I asked.

"Dealing with... an issue," Gilette said.

"An issue? What issue comes before dinner?" I asked, standing up.

I left the room and everyone followed for some reason. Out in the lobby place thingy, Governor Swann was standing there talking with a man between two solidiers. I rolled my eyes and walked over to them.

"G. Man, leave this stupid matter for later and- Will! Holy Crap!" I yelled.

"You know him?" Governor Swann asked.

I made eye contact with Will. What do I say?

"I... um... he-"

SLAM

We whipped around to the big front doors, and in walked three people.

"Ah, hello, Governor!" the first voice said. "I-"

All eyes got big. Jack, BJ, and Clay? What are they doing here! I knew they (along with Will) were wondering the same. The five of us stared at each other.

"Um... Will! Haven't seen you in years, mate!" Jack said, walking up to him. "In trouble with the Royals? Aye, that's bad... Where's the missus? Ye know, Liz?"

I shut my eyes. You moron...

"I wouldn't know," Will said. "I've been with you the whole time."

Jack looked confused.

"You couldn't have been," the governor said. "Mr. Sparrow stops in often and you weren't there..."

"I have," Will said, eyeing Jack. "Isn't that right?"

"Oh yes!" Jack said loudly. "Must've slipped my mind! Lad was sick when we'd come in. Under the weather since Liz went missing..."

"But what about the four years she wasn't-"

"Ah, don't worry you pompous hair, sir!" Jack said. "We have been on the lookout for her since then and we continue to. Oh! Look at the time! High tide's going and so are we! Goodbye, everyone! Good luck, Will, and long live the governor!"

With that, they had left.

"Send men to find them!" Governor Swann shouted. "After them!"

"But-"

"You ladies may retire for the night," he said. "I will have your meals sent to you."

"But-"

"No!" he said sternly. "Gilette, escort them upstairs."

They started pushing us up the stairs, and I heard the G. Man send Will out of his sight. Will left the house, and Gilette kept shoving.

"Chill out! I'm goin'!"

. Brandon's PoV .

"Goodbye, everyone!" Jack said as we backed up towards the door."Good luck, Will, and long live the governor!"

He pulled the doors shut, and then pushed us down the stairs. We ran into the gardens and ducked down.

"We have to get to the ship," Jack said.

"no, we have to get the others," I yelled. "They're in there!"

"I didn't see Ronie," Clay said. "But Val and Will were there! And Julie!"

"We have t-"

JACK! FORGET ABOUT THE SHIP!"

"But we have to hide, lad!"

"No! I don't know how, but they're here and I'm not gonna leave 'em!"

"Ye will til tonight," Jack said.

"But-"

"We'll go in and get 'em tonight... when all's quiet..."

"Yead, but we're loud," Clay said.

"And it's dusk now!" I siad.

"Give it time," Jack said. "Stay low..."

. Ronie's PoV .

. 11 PM .

It's dark, straw is NOT warm, and stone floor is NOT COMFORTABLE! AH!

I sat up. At least there's some moonlight coming-

THUD

I heard hurried footsteps coming fast, and they stopped in front of my cell.

"Ronie?"

The face came into the light, and I rolled my eyes to see it was Will.

"Are you gonna get me out of here yet?" I asked.

"Uh, no..."

"Look! I've sat in jail for FIVE YEARS! Use your lever crap and get me out!"

"I'm sorry! They never replaced that bench yet!" he said. "Cheap tightwads..."

"Are you done yet?" I asked boredly.

"No," he replied. "I have news..."

"No news is good news unless I'm out of here!"

"The others are here!" he shouted.

"Others?"

"Val, Jack, BJ, Clay, Julie... they're all here!"

"What! How?" I said.

"I don't know, but I'm going to get Jack. BJ, and Clay to help me get you out, that is if I can find them..."

"Find them?" I asked. "Just go to the stupid ship."

"Can't... governor's sent men out to find them."

"What happened?"

And in five minutes, Will had told me the whole story about all of them walking in at the same time, and Jack, Brandon, and Clay's exit.

"Well, good luck," I said. "I'd help you, but I'm STUCK IN HERE!"

"Calm down..." Will said.

"Uh, no!"

"I'm leaving..."

"Hey! Come back!"

Will walked up the staris and left.

"Ooo... you jerk!"

He's as bad as Val...

I kicked the cell door and sat on the straw in the moonlight.

"I wonder how many times it'll take throwing myself into the wall to kill myself..."

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