HELLO I AM DIAMOND'S SISTER OPALITE. I HAVE FOUND HER ACCOUNT. THIS STORY IS ATROCIOUS. HOW DARE THAT LITTLE MEANIE DICK OPEN AN ACCOUNT FOR MY POOR SISTER. OOOH I CURSED. DON'T TELL MY GRANNY. SHE WOULD NOT LIKE THAT I CURSED.

LOOK AT THE REVIEWS SHE HAS ACCUMULATED. I AM GOING TO STEER THIS BOOK INTO A MORE HARRY-POTTER BASED FANFIC. ENJOY. I HAVE CHANGED HER PASSWORD. YOU WILL NOT SEE ANY MORE OF HER.

HI, MY NAME IS DIAMOND RUBY-ROSE. I AM IN THE SEVENTH YEAR AT HOGWARTS. I HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON HARRY POTTER BUT HE IS THREE YEARS BELOW ME. ALSO, I AM IN GRIFFINDOR. I AM 17 AND HAVE VERY SHORT, MOUSY BROWN HAIR. MY EYES ARE GREEN. I AM VERY THIN AND DO NOT HAVE MUCH IN THE CURVE DEPARTMENT.

GUESS WHAT. THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT IS THIS YEAR. THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT IS AMAZING. I AM GOING RIGHT NOW TO PUT MY NAME IN THE GOBLET. THERE. I PUT IT IN.

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WOW. I WAS CHOSEN FOR THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT. DUMBLEDORE PULLED MY NAME OUT OF THE GOBLET. GUESS WHAT. HARRY GOT CHOSEN TOO. ANOTHER HOT GUY, KRUM, AND A PRETTY GIRL WERE CHOSEN TOO. IT IS VERY ODD. I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF FOUR PEOPLE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO HELP ME. A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO HELP ME BECAUSE I AM FROM HOGWARTS. THEY THINK I AM BETTER THAN HARRY, BECAUSE HARRY CHEATED. HOWEVER, I LIKE HARRY. HARRY IS HANDSOME. HARRY WOULD MAKE A GOOD HUSBAND. WE WOULD GET MARRIED AND THEN KISS ALOT. AND THEN WE MIGHT HAVE CHILDREN, BUT ONLY AFTER WE GET MARRIED. I HOPE HE CAN FARM BECAUSE I WANT A FARMER HUSBAND WHEN I GET OLDER.

THE FIRST TASK IS IN THREE WEEKS. I AM VERY EXCITED. I HOPE I DO NOT DIE. THAT WOULD NOT BE GOOD. THEN I COULD NOT MARRY HARRY POTTER. AND THEN I WOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN. AND THEN I WOULD NOT HAVE A FARM. THAT WOULD BE VERY SAD. I WOULD NOT WANT TO DIE.

I WOKE UP THIS MORNING HAPPY. I PUT ON A BLOUSE. THE BLOUSE WAS LONG-SLEEVED AND ITS COLLAR WENT UP MY NECK. I BUTTONED EVERY BUTTON. I ALSO PUT ON A SKIRT. THE SKIRT REACHED THE FLOOR. IT WAS VERY BAGGY AND DID NOT SHOW THE SHAPE OF MY LEGS. MOMMY WOULD BE PROUD. SO WOULD GRANNY.

I PUT MY HAIR UP IN A BUN AND GOT READY FOR THE DAY. I DID NOT WEAR MAKEUP OR LIPSTICK BECAUSE IT IS UNNATURAL. I LEFT THE DORM AND IGNORED THE CHEERS AND HAPPINESS COMING FROM MY CLASSMATES. I WAS READY TO FACE THE DAY.

HOW DID YOU LIKE IT. I HAD FUN WRITING. WRITING IS FUN. GRANNY WOULD APPROVE.