+ Warnings: Bob Geldof bashing, MySpace-bashing, etc.
+ Disclaimer: I own it not.
Blitzkrieg Survey
Question 61: Are your dishes in the dishwasher clean or dirty?
Tala: Dirty. In fact, they are always dirty, even if we put them in there to be cleaned, because the damn dishwasher is broken, because a certain someone hasn't called someone else to fix it.
Bryan: I've told you, I'll call someone! Eventually.
Spencer: I think we should just send Ian in to do the job.
Tala: Spencer, I would like the house to stay in one piece, thanks.
Ian: Are you saying I'm incompetent?!
Tala: Yes. Yes I am.
Bryan: In more than one way. Hahahaha.
Question 62: Can you crack your neck?
Spencer: I think all of us can...
Kai: I can, but I don't like to. It feels weird.
Tala: Like a penis inserted into an ear.
Kai: ... not that weird.
Bryan: Ian can't crack his neck, because he's too fat.
Ian: You insensitive bastard! You know I hate the fact that I have a fat neck!
Question 63: Have you ever met someone famous?
Tala: We ARE famous!
Bryan: I once met Bob Geldof.
Ian: No you did not.
Bryan: I'll have you know I did.
Ian: Are you sure?
Bryan: Dude, one would really know if one had met Bob Geldof, and I KNOW I met Bob Geldof.
Tala: You hate Bob Geldof. So if you met him, why is he still alive?
Bryan: Err... there was no weapon in sight?
Question 64: When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Bryan: I always want to punch someone in the face.
Ian: It's true, he does. And I want to punch him in the face right now for insulting my neck.
Bryan: It wasn't your neck I insulted; it was you as a whole. Dimwit.
Spencer: I never want to punch people in the face.
Ian: LIES!
Kai: I wanted to punch Tyson in the face the other day.
Tala: I want to punch Tyson in the face every day, for stealing the championships from us each fucking year!
Question 65: Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before?
Spencer: MySpace? What is this MySpace?
Bryan: Get with the times, dude. It's a social networking site. A shit one at that.
Ian: It used to be good before it got crap.
Tala: I used to have one.
Bryan: Eww.
Tala: I know.
Kai: Did you ever block anyone on there?
Tala: Yeah. Tyson.
Question 66: Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear?
Kai: No...?
Ian: I actually dread to think what that is.
Tala: It's probably like a gay, hairy robot that you have to make.
Bryan: I highly doubt that.
Tala: But it's possible!
Question 67: What is something you need to go shopping for?
Spencer: Food. We're running out of it, because these idiots keep eating it throughout the day without telling me, and when I go to use stuff for a big meal, I find it's all gone.
Ian: We can't help it if we get hungry!
Tala: We need to buy more condoms and lube, Kai.
Bryan: Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't you two buy some two days ago?
Kai: Yup.
Tala: It's all gone. Kai could not get rid of his stiffy yesterday, no matter how much we had sex.
Bryan: ... thanks for that.
Question 68: Have you been to the movies in the last 7 days?
Ian: No, but by the looks of things I'll be going tomorrow with Daichi. He wants to go and see High School Musical 3...
Bryan: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-
Tala: No, I don't trust us to go after last time.
Kai: Me neither.
Bryan: -hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-
Kai: I still blame you for that, you know.
Tala: Why?!
Kai: You kept groping me!
Bryan: -hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Tala: I didn't say, "jump on my cock, and ride me like a cowboy", though, did I?!
Bryan: -AHAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
Spencer: Dude, chill.
Question 69: What is in your pocket right now?
Ian: My phone.
Bryan: Ditto.
Spencer: A... jockstrap?
Ian: What the fuck?
Bryan: You use it for ballet, I assume?
Spencer: I use mine for ballet. However, this one in my pocket is not mine.
Bryan: =|
Spencer: My thoughts exactly.
Tala: Anal beads!
Kai: Forget it.
Tala: T_T
Question 70: What's your favourite soup?
Bryan: Chicken.
Spencer: Potato and leek.
Bryan: Leeks... eww...
Ian: Tomato. Because I'm a boring bastard.
Bryan: I will agree to that.
Kai: Minestrone.
Tala: I don't like soup. It reminds me of hospitals. And I don't like hospitals for obvious reasons.
+ A/N: I have nothing against Bob Geldof, just so you know XD And what IS a Build-A-Bear? =|
I really need to stop laughing out loud when I write this... XD