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Ch.6 Germany is adorable leave him alone!

Prussia screeched when Saxony threw him over his shoulder and ran with him. Saxony ran upstairs with him and hid around a corner.

"What is wrong with you?"

"The demon is prowling around and he's making me nervous."

"Who?" Prussia asked confused.

"Him! Who else!" Saxony said pointing downstairs. Prussia peeked around the corner and saw Germany reading. Germany looked up noticing him.

"Hi!" he said smiling and waving.

"Hallo West." Prussia said with affection in his voice waving back then leaned back and glared at Saxony. "You have some explaining to do. How dare you call him a demon! Does that look like the face of a demon to you?!" he spat making him look down at Germany.

"Ja." Saxony said bluntly. "Owwww." He whined when he got hit in the stomach very hard.

"You're an ass hole." Prussia said shoving him and went down stairs and sat by Germany throwing his arms around him and peeked at what he was reading. Germany snuggled into his side then looked up when Prussia wasn't paying attention and smirked evilly at Saxony. Saxony screamed and ran. Prussia glared upstairs while Germany wore a look of innocence and confusion.

"Why is Saxony being so mean to me today?" Germany asked.

"He's a shit head." Prussia hissed holding him tightly.

Prussia blinked when Bavaria ran to him later that day and started shaking him.

"You have to help me!"

"What is it?!"

"The devil is after me!"

"What?" Prussia asked confused.

"He's here! Keep him away from me!" he screeched and hid behind him. Prussia saw Germany standing in the hall innocently. He had an adorable look of confusion on his face.

"Am I really that bad that I'm being called the devil?" Germany asked looking hurt.

"Nein!" Prussia cried latching onto him and snuggling his face into his. "You're an angel! Now go relax while I murder this mean big bruder of ours." He said tapping his nose and pushed him along gently. Germany walked away. Prussia faced Bavaria eye twitching a deadly aura coming from him. "Bastard." Prussia seethed then Bavaria was running from the over protective albino brother. "Take your beating like a man! How dare you be mean to West!" he roared chasing him.

"He's evil!"

"You're dead!" Prussia screamed tackling him and beating him. Bavaria saw Germany peek around the corner and smirk then leave.

Prussia was cooking when Hesse ran in and cowered beside him.

"Keep him away. He's evil. Keep him the fuck away!"

"Who?"

"That demon brat you love so much! I love him too but I can tell that my baby bruder is evil! But you! Nein! You defend the little shit and call him an angel!"

"He is an angel!" Prussia screeched slapping him once he caught on that Hesse was talking about Germany. "He's adorable, precious, loving, innocent and the sweetest thing ever!"

"Towards you! He has you tricked! He has you in his evil clutches and uses you like a puppet!" Hesse screeched shaking him.

"Bruder?" a voice rang out innocently.

"Am I really evil? Am I a bad person?" Germany asked looking upset giving Prussia large doe eyes.

"Nein!"

"Then why are our big bruders so mean to me? I don't understand. It must be me." He said adding a sniff to complete the act. Prussia started trying to murder Hesse. Hesse glared trying to get his crazy brother off him and saw Germany smirk then stroll away. Couldn't Prussia see that Germany wasn't as innocent as he thought?

Prussia was in the passenger seat of North's car the next day riding around with him. They stopped at a light then saw Germany cleaning a car.

"Aw he's cleaning my neighbor's car." North said smiling.

"I told them he was and angel!" They pulled to the side and watched Germany clean the inside of the car. His face was concentrated wiping everything down carefully. They smiled and chatted watching him knowing he didn't know they were twenty feet away from him parked behind bushes spying on him. Prussia bragged on how adorable Germany was. North agreed with him then paused.

"Why is he pouring gas into the seats?"

"What?"

"He has a gas can and pouring the contents in the seats."

"Maybe it's cleaner. He never uses things properly. He uses jars as cups half the time and pots as things to store stuff in. He's kept bleach in a gas can before. So it's not unusual for him."

"Oh." North said then saw Germany pop the truck and get out duct tape and a cinderblock. He climbed into the drives side and started the car. Their eyes widened when he floored it fast onto a peer by the lake no one used because it was to polluted. Germany duct taped the cinderblock to the gas pedal and rolled out of the car. Then threw lite matches into it. It was set on fire moving down the long peer before diving off going air born a good distance then splashing into the water. Germany dusted himself off and casually walked down the sidewalk. As he went by they heard him call England.

"Ja. Not a problem. It's done. Oh yeah they won't find it. No prints or anything and that body is mostly cremated in that trunk. It's in the bottom of a lake now. No one saw. But next time you kill someone get rid of the evidence yourself. I got scuffed up from tucking and rolling. Ja you're welcome. I'll see you later. Bye." He said then walked along like he hadn't done anything. Like he hadn't just gotten rid of the evidence of murder for his friend. What a wonderful friend he was. North stared at Prussia.

"He's still fucking adorable."

"Agreed." North said laughing.

"You're the only one that has admitted that. My bruders are assholes and won't admit he's adorable. They call him a demon!"

North gasped and picked up his phone and dialed on it fast.

"Hallo?" Hesse asked.

"Are you with the other two?"

"Ja."

"Put me on speaker."

"Ok."

"Can you three hear me?"

"Ja." They chorused.

"GERMANY IS ADORABLE LEAVE HIM ALONE!" North screamed then hung up. "Let's go get your brother and take him to my house and try to figure out why England killed our neighbor."

"Ok." They got back on the road and slowed down by Germany. He looked at them then stopped.

"Hallo!" he said smiling adorably and waving at them.

"We'll give you a ride. Hop in!"

"Danke North!" he climbed into the backseat and took a nap.

"He sleeps after getting rid of the evidence of murder?" North whispered shocked.

"He's still adorable!" Prussia exclaimed. North glanced back at his cute sleeping face.

"Agreed. Adorable as hell. But a little scary at the moment."

"At least you can admit he's adorable.

They took him back to the house and questioned the two.

"He has burning all these dead bodies in his back yard." England defended. "He was killing dogs that wandered into his yard! I had to do something!"

"I got rid of the evidence because of that fact." Germany said bluntly.

"Still. Just…try not to kill or destroy evidence next time." Prussia sighed.

"But bruder." Germany said tugging at his shirt eyes wide and sad. "He killed all those doggies."

"He deserved death. You did the right thing helping England. My sweet innocent adorable bruder!" Prussia gushed latching onto him. North clung to him next gushing. Germany glanced at England and they both smirked. They were mean as hell. But as long as they had brothers that thought they were the most adorable thing on the planet. They would get away with anything.