Disclaimer: Hetalia isn't mine, only these capitals are.
Canadagirl52: Hey Mr. Country, hatta o futte, hey Mr. Country-Oh hello! Sorry, I looked up Hey Mr. Country like Reviewers are spammers suggested, and fell in love with it! Thank you Reviewers are spammers! Anyway, another installment of Ask the Capitals begins now, with Madrid, London, Washington D.C., Paris, Tokyo, Rome, Moscow, Beijing, Vienna, Ankara and Kiev.
Juan, Charlie, G.W., Pierre, Sakura, Marco, Galina, Bao, Kurt, Leyla and Dmytro: Hola/Hello/Yo/Bonjour/Konnichiwa/Ciao/Privet/Guten tag/Merhaba/Pryvit!
Canadagirl52: Let's get rolling! First up is from Blover.
HEY CAPITALS I JUST MET U SO HERE'S MY ADDRES AND STALK ME MAYBE! lolololololol
Canadagirl52: Oh, that's risky, but do what you want…
JUAN C COMO ESTA?
Juan: ¡Hola! Yoestoy bien, ¿cómo estás?
YO ESTOY BIEN. TEINE UNA NOVIA SI?
Juan: Todavía no, peropronto! (Espero que...)
OY QUE PASA CON ROMANO Y ITALIA SON MUY MUY TONTE, VERDAD?
Juan: Sí, perolo paso muy bienen todo!
ADIOS AMIGO!
Juan: ¡Adios!
Canadagirl52: I am extremely grateful for the next part of the entry, as I am a French student, not a Spanish one.
(ENGLISH TRANTSLETION HOW ARE U? I AM WELL U HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, YES? HEY WHATS UP WITH ROMANO AND ITLAY THEY ARE VERY VERY SILLY, RIGHT? BYE FRIEND!
Canadagirl52: Next we hear from Us uk 4 ever.
Charlie (the unicorn) it makes me BERRY happy! See wat I did there berry instead of very!
G.W.: I see, very clever!
Canadagirl52: I didn't enjoy that video as much…
Also Charlie can u cook?
Charlie: Actually, yes, I can. Pierre taught me.
(baba is also for midfle eastern countries) I like trains *whooooosh*
Canadagirl52: Both are good to know!
G.w ya kno u got a LOT of HATERS! don't worry HATERS gonna HATE!
G.W.: Thanks dude!
Pierre isn't ur daddy(papa) wat eve u want to call it)'s bird's name Pierre?
Pierre: Oui. I guess he's not very creative with names…
And why can't Sakura say election?
Sakura: Yeah, why?
Canadagirl52: Because of how it sounds in a Japanese accent. You try saying it like that…
meow ROME I TOKE UR DADDY's cat! (Italy)
Marco: NO! If you don't give him back, then I'm gonna smash your ******* face!
Canadagirl52: Marco! First of all, watch your language! Second, have some pasta and calm down.
Marco: PASTA~!
Hey Moscow do u know ur ukraine's son is cute
Galina: Da, I did know. I don't get to see him much lately though because Teti Ukraine's boss says she can't see Papochka anymore…
Like u, u little cutie pie
Galina: Thank you, new friend!
Brohoof dudes! USUK FOREVER!
Canadagirl52: And that's all from them. I totally agree, gotta love the USUK! Next up, Cairo again!
...tasharali* is that what u want me to call u? Okay then. (*Charlie translated to Arabic turns out a bit different)
Charlie: Sure, I like that.
George why is it that many of your stuff are made in china?
G.W.: I don't know! Dad just keeps buying everything from Mr. China…
Canadagirl52: Now we have one from Cheese.
Boa r u sure china is a guy?
Bao: Yes! How many times must I say it?
Canadagirl52: You have to admit it's hard to tell. Next up is from none emo username.
Gw choose jets or gaints? I like The packers Best! CHEESE HATS LOL I WANT ONE
G.W.: Giants! Although the Packers do have the best merchandise. *Puts on cheese hat*
Kurt dude what instruments do u play?
Canadagirl52: Kurt, you're on!
Kurt: Guten tag. My name is Vienna, and my human name is Kurt Edelstein. I play piano like Vati, but I also play the guitar and saxophone.
I sing and play piano WE SHOULD DO A DUET DUDE! Lol
But really we should
Kurt: Alright…
Hey, hey lelya is there anyone ya like like?
Leyla: No, not right now…
Canda girl Can I draw all ur capitals and post it on deviantart But tell mPe some info about them if u say yes Oh and I want to add Cairo in it(good thing I kno the person who made her. MAMA EGYPT! jk lol)
Canadagirl52: I would absolutely love that! I will PM you soon, along with the links to art my friends made of the Berlin Twins and G.W., which might help. Thank you for offering! Next up is from FemMichigan.
GW: Even I have to deal with the former capital issue every now and then, with Detroit and Lansing...
G.W.: Thank you! Someone understands!
*someone who looks eerily like Superman walks over* Allow me to identify myself. I am Clark K. Jones, otherwise known as Metropolis, Illinois, or what was supposed to be a (mid)western version of GW. Yes, the K stands for Kent, Alfred. I am the hometown of Superman, after all.
G.W.: Dude, you must be the awesomest city ever just for having Superman!
GW, have you noticed that Yorkie (New York City) looks like a cross between Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker (Batman and Spider-man)?
G.W.: Holy crap! You're totally right! I never noticed! Thanks dude!
Canadagirl52: Speaking of New York, she sent us another entry.
Kill joy!
Canadagirl52: I think she's talking to me. In that case, thank you! It's my job!
Sakura day this Like luke said the lions leaped into the lousy lazy river and lived a long life
Sakura: Rike Ruke said the rions reaped into the rousy razy river and rived a rong rife.
*Everyone else starts snickering*
Sakura: Hey!
Canadagirl52: Okay, that was a bit funny…By the way, that's the only instance where I'll write her speech like that.
Hey WTH Michigan I look nothing like spider man and bat man I look like there female versions
G.W.: But you still look like them! Don't deny it Yorkie!
I blame England for my name For reals dude Alice! Gosh I'm legally changing it now!
G.W.: Yeah, I agree, it makes me think of some pipe-dream storybook…
Charlie: It's not that bad!
G.W.: Says the British boy!
Canadagirl52: That's enough. Next up is another from Russia. NO, YOU GUYS CAN'T HIDE!
Why can't you all become one with mother Russia, da? V •L• u
Canadagirl52: Well, because I, and their parents, say so. We'll finish this up with a message from Detroit.
Kiev, are your assets as big as your mother's? ((OOC: I hope I'm remembering this right and Kiev is the capital of our favorite lady-nation, Ukraine...))
Canadagirl52: Don't worry, you got it right! Alright Kiev, you're on!
Dmytro: My name is Dmytro Braginsky, or Kiev, Ukraine. And that would be awkward, seeing as I'm a boy.
Canadagir52: That you are. Well, that's all for today! Thank you all for submitting your questions, this wouldn't have gotten past chapter one without you! Toodles!
Juan, Charlie, G.W., Pierre, Sakura, Marco, Galina, Bao, Kurt, Leyla and Dmytro: Adios/Goodbye/Later, dudes/Au Revoir/Ja ne/Arrivaderci/Dasvidaniya/Zaijian/Auf wiedersehn/Elveda/Do pobačennja!
Translations:
Pryvit-hello
¡Hola! Yoestoy bien, ¿cómo estás?-Hello! I'm well, how are you?
Todavía no, peropronto! (Espero que...)-Not yet, but soon! (I hope...)
Sí, perolo paso muy bienen todo!-Yes, but they're so much fun!
Do pobačennja-Goodbye