Ok Now next up is ... Dun dta tada! CHOMPY THE GOAT! a cuple of people are stairing at me funny Yes I did Chompy the Goat! Don't question me! I thought it would be different. Ok everything in the ( and ) is what Chompy is saying
Know your stars….. Know your stars…… Know your stars……
Chompy the goat…. He is not a hero
Chompy: Baa whatever that noise goats make please bear with me I am just going to put baa's ok? (What are you talking about! I saved those kids didn't I?!)
Chompy the goat…. He ate all the ice cream in the world….
Chmpy: Baaa, Baaa…., Baaa? (I didn't do that. I may have ate all of Chester's ice cream but not the world's.) Baaa!
Chompy the goat…. Is mad at Vicky for goat-napping him!
Vicky: For the last time I didn't take that goat!
Random person in the mob: Hey we found her!
Anather random person: There she is! Get her! the mob runs after Vicky and Vicky runs away
Vicky: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Chompy: BAaaaaa, baaaa baaa Vicky baaa Baa BAAaaa! (I don't hate Vicky because she goat-napped me which she really didn't but I do hate her because she called me stupid and doesn't appreciate me or anyone and she is Icky and pure evil! But that's why I gave her a wedgie! Hehehe…..)
Chompy the goat…. Wishes he could still be stuck inside that glass box!
Chompy: BAAABBAAA! BAA Baaa! ( No I don't! I was miserable in that thing! That glass box was very small and I felt like I was on display in that thing!)
Chompy the goat….. He is mad at Timmy Turner for just letting him go away without stopping anything.
Chompy: Baaaaa baaaa? Baaa baaa baaaa…. (I am not mad at Timmy for anything. Where did you get that idea? He is my lifesaver! Now I am able to go to see my wife and kids! Who I love soo much!)
Chompy the goat….. he is not a goat…
Chompy: Baaaa? Baa baaa baaa? (What are you talking about? Can't you see that I look like a goat, talk like a goat, and act like one?! What else would I be?)
Chompy the goat…… he is very stupid….
Chompy: BBBAAAA! BAA BAAA BAA BAA! ( just for your information I went to goat Harvard! Thank you very much! And if I wasn't smart then how would I know when and were people are in trouble to save them!)
Chompy the goat…… he is soo stupid that instead of responding to me he is baaing and doesn't talk at all he just Baa's……
Chompy: BAA BAaa baa! (Of coarse I baa! I'm a goat! What else am I supposed to do? Bark?)
Chompy the goat…… He discovered the cure for Polio
Chompy: Baaa baa baaa BBBBBBBAAAAAAAA! ( curse those lairs at the PENT OFFICE!)
Chompy the goat…… he hates not being the goat……
Chompy: Baaa ba baa? Baaa baaa baaa! (but, I am the goat? And you're not making sense!)
Chompy the goat…… he cannot understand a word I'm saying!
Chompy: BAAA BAAA BAAA! BAA BA! ( I can understand every word you're saying and it is all lies! Why would you put me on this show if you thought I couldn't understand you? I knew I was here for a reason! Maybe if someone created a human-to-goat translator you would be able to understand us a little more!)
Baaa all you want Chompy! No one will ever understand you!
Chompy: BAAAAAAAAA……….
Chompy the goat…… since he can't understand me he wouldn't know if I was saying things to embarrass him on national television!
Chompy: BAAA BAA Baa baaa baaa! (YES I WOULD! And if you could understand every word I'm saying you would know that I'm going to ram you after this!)
Chompy the goat…… he wears seven socks cause he has seven legs! And he puts an extra one on his tail!
Chompy: Baaa baa baa! (your crazy. You're just asking for a ramming aren't you?)
And now you know Chompy The Goat!
Chompy: Baaa baaa baa baaa! (And now I'm going to ram your ass!)
