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Disclaimers: I do not own Gravity Falls or Star vs. The Forces of Evil Author's Note's
Me: So thanks to MichiruCipher we are now trapped inside my PC
MichiruCipher: How was I supposed to know that Bill couldn't take a joke?
Light: It's Bill even I know not to go this far!
Random Fan: I guess the only upside to being trapped in a computer is it's surprisingly muck Faster for EM to write her stories.
MichiruCipher: You're welcome.
Me: I AM NOT GRATEFUL!
Light: Well I'd be plenty grateful if Bill didn't keep dragging us into the recycle bin.
Random fan: (A mouse suddenly clicks on her and drags her away.)
Bill: Found you!
Light: Random Fan!
Random Fan: Light avenge me! AVENGE ME!
Light: I will! I promise!
Me: (falls to my knees) Why? Why couldn't it have been MichiruCipher?
MichiruCipher: Okay yeah I probably deserve that! But we can't have the fans suffering for my mistake. So who wants to read?
Light: I will, It'll help get my mind off of the loss of our favorite Random Fan! (Sniffles and starts to read) Back With Bill…
'Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared!
So be prepared!'
-The Lion King
(Back with Bill...)
Preparation was the key to success…
The dream demon smiled wickedly as the town began to buzz with life. When Pine Tree got here he wouldn't know what hit him!
A large tower of gifts for the twins stood before him, people and creatures from all over the multiverse had given gifts to the soon be new princess, and new prince.
Bill could just image the look on Pine Tree's face when he saw it! The dream demon knew for sure that his spouse would say that this was all way too many gifts for new borns. However Bill had to admit he actually kind of missed it when he and the kid were on two different sides of the coin. It just felt so right to be at odds with him, like the world had finally found its center once more.
"Uh Boss is all of this necessary?" Keyhole asked.
"Trust me, Pine Tree is going to think I'm high on love!" Bill chuckled. "Now how is the new nursery looking?"
"I designed it just the way you instructed." Keyhole assured him.
"Good show me." Bill ordered.
Keyhole nodded, and lead Bill back into the Fearamid.
(Back with Mabel…)
She knew she had to be careful about this…
A large gathering of all of Bill's old enemies could look very suspicious, or it would if every demon in town including Bill wasn't so busy preparing for Dipper's arrival. Mabel let out a sigh of relief as she and the other's gathered in the wreckage of the old Dust 2 Dawn.
"Okay guys." Mabel said earning all of their attention on the spot. "We all know why we are gathering here today."
Everyone nodded gravely, a thick tension was in the air; they were not safe here. Sure Bill let them roam around freely, but they all had a sickening feeling that, that wasn't a good thing.
"Dipper will be back any time now for the birth of the twins, and we all know that once they're born, that's when we burst into action." Mabel said.
"So like what are we going to do?" Pacifica asked. "I mean I get it, we're going to kidnap the kids and make it look like they were murdered but who are we going to blame?"
"And where are we going to hide them?" Wendy asked.
"Guys I know you have a lot of questions." Mabel said. "And I know I couldn't explain everything earlier in the arena. Bill is up to something, but luckily he really thinks we're no longer a threat no that the zodiac is gone. He thinks Dipper is the only threat, besides I think we all know who to blame. " Mabel held up a drawing of a certain demon.
It was a picture of Teeth!
"The mouth guy?" Gideon asked.
"Think about it." Mabel said. "Teeth hates Bill for mixing Dipper in this in the first place, and he knows we're up to something, but Bill won't believe him! Not only that but he replaces him!" She explained. "So what does he do?"
"He gets revenge!" Wendy gasped suddenly getting it. "Dude that's perfect."
"Once we frame the twins' death, we'll use the time capsules to trap their demon sides in. After that they'll be regular human babies." Mabel continued to explain.
"Which shouldn't be hard to hide." Ivan cut in. "because Bill will be convince their dead."
"And even if he somehow figures out otherwise, he won't know we made them human so he won't be looking for human babies which they are." Candy concluded.
"It's genius!" McGucket cried.
"But can we actually pull it off?" Grenda asked. "I mean wont the twins be like guarded, or something?"
"Not from their favorite Aunt they won't be." Mabel said. "Besides Teeth has already proven he can get in and out of the penthouse without any guards being much to stop him."
"Yeah plus Bill will be distracted by Dipper who just got back and well…" Wendy coughed. "They are married guys."
A chorus of "EWWW GROSS!" filled the room.
"Dude TMI." Soos said.
"I am now scarred for life even more!" Robbie agreed.
Wendy shrugged. "Just stating the facts." She said. "Okay so we all know the plan then." Mabel said.
"But won't Bill be like over protective of them?" Ollie asked.
"Yeah I mean sure he's heartless, but even some of the most vicious predators protect their young." Ben agreed.
"True." Mabel also agreed. "That's why we have to wait for the heat to die down, Dipper is not going to make a move on Bill until the Twins are out of the way!"
"So you're saying sooner or later Bill will let his guard down long enough for this plan to happen." Pacifica asked.
Mabel nodded. "Sooner or later Bill will let his guard down, and so will Teeth, but in order for this to work we need both of them to have their guard down on the same night." She explained. "When that day comes we'll kidnap the twins and perform the cleansing of their demon nature here!"
"And that book will tell us how to do everything?" Gideon asked.
"We can't take the book with us." Mabel said. "If bill found it missing he may put it all together, luckily for us Dipper copied down the steps for the cleansing ritual and gave it to me."
"So it's settled." Wendy said. "We lay low, and wait for the perfect moment to snatch up the little bundles of joy."
Everyone nodded their agreement.
They had a solid plan, now came the hard part… The waiting!
And they couldn't screw this plan up either, there would be no second chance! The lives of two innocent children hung into balance.
Mabel's eyes narrowed she wouldn't let them down, she had lost so much, she would lose her family again.
'Not this time…' She swore. 'Bill has taken enough!'
And now it was her turn to take, and she wouldn't stop until that two faced nacho had nothing left!
(Back With Bill…)
The Dream demon smiled at the room that was placed before him. The penthouse suite had been redesigned into a two story suite, the top story being the new nursery.
"So what do you think?" Keyhole asked as they appear inside the new room. Bill's grin widen.
The room had been enchanted with magic to look like it was in the middle of a meadow, with flowers, and grass and a beautiful blue sky above at night the little sprouts would be able to see the stars in place of that blue sky. In the center of the room was two cradles, one pink, and the other blue; Bill didn't bother worrying about baby toys since there was bound to be some in that tower of gifts outside!
"He's going to love it!" Bill chuckled.
"And that make you laugh evilly?" Keyhole asked.
"Yes!" Bill exclaimed.
Keyhole smiled as well. "It's good to have you back boss."
Bill couldn't agree more. "It's good to be back." And it was true, Bill truly felt like he was back to his old self. Sure he still had these strange "feelings" due to his connection with Dipper, but the longer his Pine Tree was gone the better his perspective became. Yes it was easy to see now just how big of a fool that kid was making him look, and after all he had done for him! But no matter, the two would resolve this dispute in an orderly manner. After all they were Gods and they had to set a perfect example for their subjects.
And he would, even if that perfect example ended up being his Queen's down fall.
'Sorry baby but no one makes a fool out of Bill Cipher.' Bill mused. 'Especially not some new born demon like you!'
"So what are you going to do when he gets here?" Keyhole asked, interrupting his thoughts.
"Nothing." Bill said bluntly.
"Nothing?" Keyhole was stunned. "But boss!"
"Listen Keyhole I don't think your fully understanding." Bill told him. "For starters a battle between gods would flatten all of Oregon. That and I'm not the one that wants to start this fight, Pine Tree is, so I'm going to let him. Besides I've won some face with the humans, thanks to Dipper's advice about not just senselessly killing people, they actually see me as a sensible being. Which means they are content with my rule, but if I start a dangerous battle like this one they may no longer wish to blindly follow me."
"But if you have him start it, they'll see you as their savior." Keyhole finished.
"Exactly, its genius!" Bill exclaimed. "But if I'm going to get the slip on my little vengeful sapling. He can't suspect a thing, so as far as Pine Tree knows we are all still clueless to his game, and you make sure the boys know that!"
"Aye, Aye Boss!" Keyhole raced off eminently to share the news.
Bill sighed, it was nice to be evilly scheming once again; too bad it was his queen he was plotting against instead of with! He had given the boy so much, and how did he repay him?
By plotting his downfall!
Still there was one thing Bill didn't understand. He knew Pine Tree like the back of his hand, and he knew Pine Tree wouldn't want to raise their kids in the demon realm. So why was he striving to defeat him? Didn't he know that the price would be banishment for all demon kind; including the twins?
Bill's brow frowned in deep concentration. Surely Pine Tree wouldn't sacrifice their own children for his vengeance. He wasn't that far gone, was he? 'So obviously there are some missing holes in Pine Trees plans that you don't know about.' He told himself. 'It doesn't matter, he won't get that far!'
And yet he couldn't be sure, Dipper had sacrificed his own flesh and blood before to stop him. After all he shot Ford, to stop him from getting the equation by shooting him to death. A deep seeded anger began to brew as a sinister thought began to form in Bill's mind. 'What if Pine Tree thought it was best if the twins were never born at all?'
'He wouldn't!" he argued, but he knew better. 'Oh elder gods he would!'
'Not on our watch!' Pride hissed. 'A demon's child is their legacy, and a demons legacy is everything to them. It's what keeps are name alive and feared long after we're gone!'
'But how do we stop him?' Sloth asked.
"Simple." Bill said out loud. "We go to Mewni!"
Yes it was perfect, they would go to Mewni and bring Pine Tree home before he got any bright ideas. And with that decided the dream demon sliced open a rift before him, and without much hesitation he plunged into the unknown with one goal in mind.
And that was to drag a certain spoiled Queen back home where he belonged!
Chapter End Notes
Thanks for reading next chapter will be up soon. Until then this is...
Emily signing off :)