A Dare Gone Wrong

Chapter 7

Guy's Night well here it is! Your dare! Hope you like it!

"Finally! Guy's Night Out!" Naruto yell, "No more Sakura!"

"If you keep yelling then there would be no Naruto" Sasuke said.

"It's great that Sakura isn't with us. No more bitching about everything" Kakashi said.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi were at the town's bar.

"I wonder what Sakura is doing" Naruto said.

"Hey no talking about Sakura! This is a guy's night out" Sasuke said.

"But we can talk about other girls right?" Kakashi said.

"Of course" Sasuke and Naruto said.

"Okay, good" Kakashi said.

"May I take your order?" The Waitress of the bar asked.

"Yeah, can I have your number, Sweet Thang?" Kakashi said.

"Sorry I don't date old men" the waitress said.

Naruto and Sasuke laughed.

"I'm not old! I just have white hair!" Kakashi said.

"Ah huh, I don't date my old teacher" the waitress said.

"Oh shit!" Kakashi said, "I was your teacher?!"

Naruto and Sasuke began to laugh louder.

"Forget everything I said" Kakashi said.

"Don't worry, I will" Kakashi said, "so what would it be boys?"

"Yeah 3 beers for us" Sasuke said.

"Aren't you 2 a little young?" she asked.

"Look 'Sweet Thang', if we were young, then why would we be here?" Sasuke said.

"Alright 3 beers it is" the waitress left.

"Beer?" Naruto said.

"Oh don't tell me you haven't drink beer before?" Sasuke said.

"Have you?" Naruto stared at Sasuke and Kakashi.

"I guess not" he said.

"Here ya'll go" the waitress came back with 3 beers.

"Thanks" Kakashi said, gruffly.

"Bye Sensi" the waitress left.

Naruto and Sasuke laughed,

"Shut up" Kakashi mumbled.

Naruto stared at the beer, then at Sasuke and Kakashi. They were drinking their beer. Naruto look back at his beer.

"Come on, Naruto. Drink up" Kakashi said.

"I don't know about this" Naruto said.

"Naruto, take it like a man. Don't be a pussy" Sasuke said.

"I'm not a pussy" Naruto said.

"Next thing you'll know is that he's still a virgin" Sasuke said.

"Hehe" Naruto laughed a nervous laugh.

"Come on, Naruto" Kakashi began, "prove Sasuke that he's wrong"

Naruto grab his beer and dranked it.

A few minutes later,

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!" Sasuke and Kakashi chanted.

"Ha! Believe it!" Naruto yell as he finished drinking 18 beers.

"Woo hoo!" he said, he is totally drunked!

"Naruto stop saying believe it!" Sasuke said.

"I be right back. I gotta go pee" Naruto left to the bathroom.

"Hey Kakashi, you know what we should do?" Sasuke said.

"What? Do it?" Kakashi asked.

"Kakashi, your losing it man. No more beer for you" Sasuke said, "Since Naruto is drunk, we should dare him"

"awesome! Who are you again?" Kakashi said.

"Shut up already. Naruto is coming" Sasuke said.

Naruto was walking toward his friends, bumping into people.

"Hey Naruto, you know what would be fun?" Sasuke said.

"What? Do it?" Naruto said.

"What is wrong with both of you?" Sasuke said, "no, we dare you to wear a speedo!"

"Alright, but where do I get the speedo?" Naruto asked.

"Here ya go" Kakashi said as he gave Naruto a red speedo.

"Where did you get the speedo?" Sasuke said.

"I don't know..." Kakashi said.

Sasuke stared at him. Oo.

"I'll be right back" Naruto said.

"We'll be outside" Sasuke said.

Naruto left. Kakashi was busy talking with the waitress.

"Hey Sweet Thang" Kakashi smiled.

"No, I would not date you" the waitress said.

"Come on, Baby" Kakashi said, "give me a chance!"

"Come on, 'Old man', we're leaving already" Sasuke grabbed Kakashi by the back of his shrit, dragging him to the door.

"No!" Kakashi yell, "Call me!"

Outside

Naruto was coming out of the bar, wearing a red speedo and drunk. Sasuke and Kakashi laughed quietly.

"Follow my lead" Sasuke whispered to Kakashi.

"Mr. Bonds! James Bonds!" Sasuke ran up to Naruto.

Kakahis chase after him.

Naruto look around, "huh? What? Who's James Bond?".

"you are!" Kakashi said.

"Isn't James Bond" Naruto began.

"Your James Bond!" Sasuke said.

"Awesome!" Naruto said.

"We're glad that we found you!" Kakashi said.

"Why?" Naruto asked.

"The world is in danger again! We need your help!" Sasuke said.

"The evil pink haired virgin, Sakura has a destructive ray and she's going to use it to destroy the whole country" Kakashi said.

"E-Gasp!" Naruto said.

"Bond are you up to this?" Sasuke asked.

"Of course, I'm James Bond" Naruto said.

"First we need to give you your weapons" Kakashi said.

Sasuke grabbed a stick from the ground.

"This here is your gun" Sasuke said.

"It's a stick" Naruto said.

"It may look like a stick, but it's really a gun" Sasuke said.

Kakashi grabbed a rock, "This here is a smoke bomb".

"Oh it looks like a rock, but its really a smoke bomb" Naruto said.

"Yeah" Kakashi said.

"The evil pink haired virgin, Sakura is hidden at the market place" Sasuke said.

"We wish you good luck and god speed" Kakashi said, "You're a brave man"

Naruto nodded and head toward the market place. Sasuke and Kakashi laughed,

"we should go follow, Mr. Bond" Sasuke laughed.

They followed Naruto.

The Market Place

"Damn Idiots" Sakura thought, "I wonder what are they doing? Probably they are at a bar, drinking"

She was at the market place, shopping for underwear.

"Huh?"

Up ahead, Naruto was wearing a red speedo and carrying a stick.

"Naruto?" She walked to him, "why are you wearing a speedo?!"

"The evil pinked haired virgin, Sakura!" Naruto yell.

"What?!" Sakura yell, angrily.

"Your plans to destroy the country is futile!" Naruto said.

"What the hell are you talking about?!" Sakura yell.

Naruto threw the rock at Sakura. It hit her on the head.

"Ow! Naruto what the hell did you do that for?!" Sakura said.

"Naruto? I'm James Bond" Naruto said.

"What?" Sakura said.

Naruto pointed the stick at Sakura, "It's not working!"

"Were you drinking?!" Sakura asked.

Naruto saw Sakura's bag and grabbed it from her.

"Hey! Give that back!" Sakura commanded.

"So this is where the destructive ray is!" Naruto said.

"What the hell are you talking about?! I don't have a ray!" Sakura said.

"Your lying! I'm going to destroy it!" Naruto yell as he put his hand inside of Sakura's bag.

Sasuke and Kakashi were laughing at this, behind a bush.

"Your plans are ruined..." Naruto took out a white lace thong.

He stare at Sakura, "I'm really so-"

Before he could finish, Sakura punch him in the face. She began to beat up Naruto.

"Hahahaha!" Sasuke and Kakashi laughed.

"This is the best dare ever!" Sasuke laughed.

"By tomorrow, Naruto is going to have a hangover and bruises!" Kakashi laughed.

They look back at Sakura beating up Naruto.

End Of Chapter!

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