Whats happening ?. Im Ericka Breezy, and I'm just cool like that.

Idk :P :)))

Here is what I think is chapter 7, if not, please forgive me, my heads in the clouds nowadays, you can thank school for that. (eye roll)

Whats happening ?. Im Ericka Breezy, and I'm just cool like that.

The next chapter was supposed to be here from yesterday, but school had a 2 hour delay, and my computer doesn't like me.

I don't own the suite life, I'm too lazy to, and i won't anytime soon anyway. :(((

Here is chapter 7 (i think :p) enjoy!


"Taylor, I'm not a bad mom." i said.

"Yes you are! I have one child and I give "her what she needs, and not what she wants, and you have twins, and spoil them in a penthouse suite!" Taylor said. "No i don't." I said. "Yes you do! It says so here on this magazine!" Taylor said, shoving the newest issue of the school magazine.

Really, you'll be surprised at how many people at our school read the magazine. Thats because our school goes to extreme levels to get the dirt on everyone. They have their own paparazzi.

So I'm guessing that one of them followed me and Dylan yesterday when we went to see the girls.

"It says "How Stacy spoils Cloe and Zoey. Explains how Stacy gives them their own baby formula from a personal chef, their own penthouse suite, and designer clothes. But can Stacy give them all that, and a normal life?" See, bad mom." Taylor said.

"Oh, I'm going to punch those school paparazzi people in the neck!" I said, getting up and cracking my knuckles.

Taylor wasn't even listening. She was looking at my hair. "Its just curly, Taylor. Whats the problem?" I asked. "Why do you have that on?" Taylor asked.

I just had a black shirt that reached up to my elbows with a golden crown on it with sky blue silk pants and black wedges.

"Because it was in my closet" I said, confused.

"Why are you wearing that?" I asked.

"A purple sundress because it was in my closet." Taylor said, smirking. "Thats what i said." I said, returning the smirk. I was knitting gloves without tops, because i think its cool. Plus, knitting is one of my favorite hobbies.

"Hello! Are you even listening?!" Taylor screamed. I didn't even k ow what she was blabbing about.

"What are you talking about?" I said. "I wasn't listening. Just then the doorbell rung. My mom knows I'm too lazy to walk to the door, and Taylor is still yapping at me for some reason, which I'm still not listening. Dylan soon came in with Candice. "Hey, guys! I was just giving Stacy some feedback on her parenting." Taylor said. "Oh, thats what you were blabbing about?" I asked. She gave my a cold look.

"What? You were blabbing. You should have heard how you sounded from my perspective." I said.

"She was saying I'm a bad mom because i put the girls in the penthouse suite with a personal chef and give them designer clothes to wear." I informed them as they sat down on the couch next to me. "Where else were we supposed to put them? We didn't even even know know she was pregnant." Dylan said.

"See? Another example. To think that she would at least wonder about that? NO!" Taylor said. "You just want something to scream about, don't you. Why don't you just call Brandon and ask him why hasn't he showed up yet?" I said.

"You know, good question. Why hasn't he showed up to help? Taylor said.

"Here we go again" Dylan said. Candice looked like she was about to scream. Me? I was about 1 second away to getting my phone, and putting the music volume as high as it could go. A damaged eardrum was a small price to pay for a way to avoid Taylor's rages on the phone to Brandon as to why he won't help her raise Tiffany. Seriously, Taylor. Get the fuck over it. Holy crap.

"Mabye he won't show up because the day you dumped him, you said "Don't show up to help! Tiffany and I are better off without losers like you in our lives!" Candice said. "Yea….that… that was just the anger talking. But i actually don't ned him now." Taylor said.

"Thats what you say every month" I said. "This scene happens every month!" Dylan said. Candice was nodding so much, i was sure her head was going to pop off. "Whatev. Im going to call him right now." Taylor said, dialing his number. Candice growled. "Im surprised he hasn't changed his number yet" Dylan said. i nodded, "Hey, you know i can hear you right?" Taylor said.

I put in my earbuds and raised the volume until it couldn't go any higher. I gave one earbud to Dylan, and put the other in my ear. I put on the music, and zoned out. And you couldn't believe that we could still hear Taylor.

"Hello? Brandon, its Taylor. Its been a month and you still haven't brought your lazy ass in here to help." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT?! Its your daughter! What the fuck is WRONG with you! Tiffany STILL asks me "Wheres dada?" It makes me want to throw a fucking knife at you all the time!" "Bitch, you are in NO position to be calling me a bad parent right now. At least i bother to be in her life and raise her!. All you do is sit in Brooklyn drinking yourself to sleep at the bar and probably forget your a father until i call you."

"I don't give a fuck if you have a date tonight!-I don't care if you have a girlfriend ether! What i care about is that you have a kid and you don't bother to help out!" "All your going to do is have dinner with that girl, hook up with her, get her pregnant, DUMP her, and go look for some other poor unfortunate souls!"

"Shut the fuck up, Brandon! thats why no one likes you!" Taylor yelled and hung up. Dylan and i took the earbuds out, and Candice beamed.

"Seriously, why do you still talk to that guy?", my little sister Jade asked. Jillian was crawling in front of her. Dylan and i nodded.

"Easy for you people to say. The dads for your children are still with you. You don't have to worry about how are you going to tell your children when their older why don't they have a father with them. The dads give a crap and stay with you. Brandon isn't that dad."

"Taylor, if you keep calling him every month to ask why hasn't he showed up to help, your giving the attention he wants." My mom said.

"But i dont care about him!" Taylor whined

"And he's going to keep thinking that you care if you keep calling hi every month" Mom said.

Just then, my phone rang. I was in a pretty cranky mood then, i don't know why. "WHAT?!" I said on the phone.

It was my annoying brother, Frankie. "Yea, you said Rocky buried your phone here, but my friends and i don't wanna touch the dirt." He said. Since when did Frankie think i care about what he wants and doesn't want? I want my phone, and he's going to dig it up. Wait. Forget that. I don't care who digs up my phone, i just want my phone.

I said to him, "Do you want me to take a shovel and do it myself?" because if i came there with a shovel, i definetly wouldn't be using it on the dirt.

"No" Frankie told me. "Didn't think so" I said "And when you come home, you better have it or it wont be all sunshine and rainbows for you." I said and hung up.

"Harsh much?" Candice said. "People" I said. "What?" Dylan asked me. "My very annoying cousin Rocky took my phone and buried it where Frankie and his friends hang out. So i told him to dig it up, and he said he and his friends don't wanna touch the dirt." I explained.

"Rocky buried your phone?" My mom said, with a confused face. "Yea. I told you NOT to let her touch my phone, but you said not to worry. Guess what? Im worrying." I said. "Well, its your fault to not watch he when she was using it. You were using your other phone" Mom said, raising an eyebrow and grinning. My mouth dropped to my feet.

"She has a point" Dylan said. Taylor, Candice, and Jade nodded.

My dad called my mom and she left. We were on the school website because i wanted to see if i Pack 5's "Animals" for number 1 song. In my school district, we have the 20 best singers and they actually write there own songs. Pack 5 is a boy band which everyone likes. I started singing when i was 14, and from there I've never been under the top 3 in the district. We saw that there song was number 2.

They always put a video advertising about the school before they let you see number 1, to build suspension.

"I don't know why their trying to build suspension. "Everyone knows its going to be me" I said. "Surrrre" Jade said. "Jade, shut the fuck up. When i was number 2, you were number 19. and now I'm the first, and you were number 20, the worst place in the top 20, and you better hope no one comes and takes that from you" I said. "Yea, number 20 is always different" Taylor said.

Jade sneered at us.

Of course the number one song was my "This is how we do"

I jumped out of my seat. "YES! First place is MINE again! Thats how you stick it to the man!" I said. "Damn." Dylan said. "You get exited WAY to easily" Candice said, laughing