Ali: Hey there! I thought I would post something just for fun. This is going to be the second fanfic I ever post. Well, this isn't really a fanfic but its still…writing…
This is actually some emails my friend Hanako and I have been sending back and forth. We had just watched the newest episodes of Bleach so we were talking about stuff.
Hanako: By the way, for this fanfic, Ali is bold and italic and I am regular. Enjoy!
Ali
i was playing the bleach game (A/N: Bleach 3rd phantom) and i got bored of reading it so just kept clicking the talk button . when i look back at the screen uryu and ichigo were talking
uryu: thats not good enough
ichigo: i guess i gotta push harder.
uryu: ull never be able to do it properly
ichigo: fine! im going in for another round.
for a min i was like wtf! i only later found out they were talking about a fight...so misleading...uggg made me think of the take it off renji scene...(A/N: there was this episode when Ichigo pins Renji down at school and tells him to take off his gigai...but all his classmates thought he was talking about clothes. i forget what episode that was)
Hanako
XD That part was funny! Although I highly discourage urichigo!
Ali
i think uryuXichigo is better than grimmichi or...*shudder*...toshiroXichigo
Hanako
*shudders* I caan't believe there are actually those pairings!
Ali
i know. i cant see shiro-chan being yaoi (A/N: boyXboy pairings)...his doppelganger was really perverted in the game.
and in bleach yaoi usually ichigo is the uke...so weird. i think hes more of a seme type. (A/N: um…im not going to explain what "uke" and "seme" means so if you don't know. search it up)
Hanako
wow. Hitsugaya is SOO not yaoi though! Hes not perverted either.
Ali
me: i know!
toshiro: wat did u say i was?
me: a boy genius...
toshiro: ...-.-'
hanako: perverted
toshiro: o.O
me: you were chasing after girls in the bleach game...
toshiro: that was my doppelganger.
me: ...
toshiro: wat were u guys doing anyways. *opens to toshiroXichigo yaoi* o.O
me: ummm…
toshiro: y am i always the uke?
me: oh yah ichigo was the seme when its a toshiroXichigo pairing
toshiro: how do u even know these things?
me: i have my sources *cough* kon *cough*
Hanako
Kon Comes in
Toshiro: KON! DON'T TEACH ALI THESE THINGS *kicks Kon*
Kon: *tears flooding* Why am I always treated badly?
Ali
me: ...-.-'
toshiro: ...
me: i somehow feel bad for kon…
Hanako
Okay...well...thanks...Kon...-.-'
Ali
kon: ur welcome nii-san!
me: *hits kon* ...
kon: *tears gushing out* ur so mean, other nii-san!
gin & ichigo: did u call for me?
hanako: were back to this again...-.-'
Hanako
XD Kon: nee-san!
Me: Rukia's not here. It's just Gin and onii-chan
Gin & Ichigo: what?
Yoruhana: Oh god
Ali
me: hngtyhghj yhgf *thats wat happens when u bang ur head against the keyboard...*
gin: u didnt have to do that y'know. it hurts your head and the keyboard.
ichigo: how bout lets not talk about this anymore...
kon: wat r we talking about? i just called hanako & yoruhana-san "nii-san"
ichigo: THATS WHAT!
kaien: *walks in* stop shouting
me: hello kaien-nii. oh #*&...another "nii-san"
kaien: wats happening?
gin: yoru-chan, do ya mind lending me that keyboard for a min?
me: sure...
gin: sdfsdjfkdfsjk *bangs head on keyboard*
Hanako
Me: STOP banging you're heads on the keyboard! It's annoying!
Yoruhana: Stop it, onii-chan
Kaien: What? Me?
Yoruhana: -.-' uhh...
Ichigo: what's this about?
Me: Nothing, onii-chan!
Gin, Kaien & Ichigo: Huh?
Ali
me: we need to buy more keyboards...
gin: agreed.
Hanako
me: -.-'
Ali
i dont know wat to say anymore...
Hanako
I'm just in a -.-' mood today
Ali
i was in a -.-' mood this morning and the it became a ^.^ now its more ~.~
Hanako
-.-'
Ali
ok then...i guess ur bad in that mood
Hanako
yes
Hanako: Yep and that's all we have so far.
Ali: Bleach doesn't belong to us…blah blah blah…yah. We only own the type ya use to clean yer clothes.
Please review! Thanks!