"Hello, I'm Sakura! What's your name?"
"…"
"Helloooooo? I asked your name, Mister." Sakura said, waving her hand frantically in front of Kakuzu's face. His eyes narrowed.
"Kakuzu."
"I'm gonna calls yous Mask Man." Sakura said. Kakuzu just stared at her.
"What do you have under that mask, Mask Man?" Sakura asked.
"My face." Kakuzu said bluntly.
"I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Sakura screeched. Kakuzu winced. "Is your face cuuuute?"
"Um...No...?"
Sakura jumped on top of him and pulled his mask down.
"Your face is all stitchy and stuff!" She said. Kakuzu glared at her and pulled his mask back up.
"Hey, want me to sing you a song?"
"No."
"I sing anyway?"
"No!"
"I sing anyway."
Tenten doesn't know that Neji and me do it in my van every Sunday
He tells her he's in church but he doesn't go
Still he's on his knees and Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten won't know
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten gotta know
Gotta tell Tenten
Gotta tell her myself
Tenten doesn't know (X10)
Oh Tenten doesn't know!
So don't tell Tenten
Tenten doesn't know, Tenten doesn't know
So don't tell Tenten!
Neji says he's out shopping
But he's under me and I'm not stopping
'Cause Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know, Tenten doesn't know
So don't tell Tenten
Tenten doesn't know
Don't tell Tenten
I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Neji's got her on the phone
And he's trying not to moan
It's a three-way and she knows nothing
Nothing!
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
So don't tell Tenten
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Tenten doesn't know, Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
The parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
Her front lawn, in the snow
Life is so hard 'cause Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
I did it on her birthday
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
Tenten doesn't know
So don't tell Tenten
[Chant] Tenten doesn't know! (x7)
[Chant] Tenten gotta go!
Sakura finished her song and plopped down on the floor, smiling at Kakuzu like a crazy person. Kakuzu stared at her. He was blushing, but under the mask, you couldn't tell. He silently thanked Kami for the mask he was wearing.
"Did chu like my song?" Sakura asked him. He was about to reply when he heard knocking on the door.
"Kakuzu! It's Tobi's turn! Tobi has to watch pretty lady now! Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi called from the other side of the door.
Kakuzu sighed and got up, letting Tobi in and walking out himself.
"Byeeeeee Mask Man!" Sakura called, waving. Kakuzu didn't look back, but gave a small wave.
Sakura looked at the masked man in front of her. She smiled and started looking at the swirls on his mask. She followed them with her eyes over and over untill she started to get dizzy.
"Tobi's mask is swirlyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Sakura said, smiling crazily.
"Yeah, Tobi thinks it looks like a lollipop! That's why Tobi wears it" Tobi replied.
"LOLLIPOP!" Sakura shouted and lunged for Tobi.
Song Used: Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra (with the words changed up)