I thoroughly enjoyed this story, but then again, I'm not the type who looks to to read actual pieces of literature.
That should have gave me away. But some people are too stupid for their own good, bashing someone's story when their own is a steaming pile of crap. (cough) SVU 101's Picnic (cough)
To everyone else who's reviewing: buy a fucking dictionary. Just because you're "anonomous" doesn't mean you're not making an ass out of yourself. New Orleans Chick 2006-08-06 ch 6, anon. Kudos to you for breaking the mold. We fan fiction writers get so unbelievably caught up in rules, regulations, and (the worst yet) CANON that it actually discourages originality of thought.
I am guilty of that myself. I wouldn't DARE.
So again, kudos for braving the world of fan fiction by not following the rules and showing that writing is about enjoying the experience, not just about the reviews or reviewers for that matter.
Why, thank you. I like good feedback. But, as you see, i like bad feedback too.
By the way, I LOVE muffins and scones. Have a tea, keep writing, and keep thinking outside the box. Cheesecake is heaven. 2006-08-06 ch 6, anon. You are sad, El Liv Awesum09. Muffins are good but Cheesecake is better. Have you got the recipe for Cheesecake, by chance!
Yes, you're right. I'm sad. I'm getting the cheesecake recipe on here ASAP.
1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs 2 tablespoons sugar 3 tablespoons margarine or butter, melted Filling 19 ounces cream cheese, softened 1 cup sugar 2 teaspoons lemons, rind of, grated 1/4 teaspoon vanilla 3 eggs Glaze 1 cup strawberries, mashed 1 cup sugar 3 tablespoons cornstarch 1/3 cup water
12 servings Change size or US/metric Change to: servings US Metric 4 hours 40 minutes 3 hrs 30 mins prep Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees Crust: stir together graham cracker crumbs and sugar. Mix in butter thoroughly and press into a 9" springform pan. Bake 10 minutes. Cool Reduce oven temperature to 300 degrees Filling: beat cream cheese in large mixing bowl. Gradually add sugar, beating until fluffy. Add lemon peel and vanilla Beat in eggs one at a time. Pour into shell. Bake 1 hour or until center is firm. Cool to room temperature and then spread with the strawberry glaze. Chill 3 hours. Glaze: blend sugar and cornstarch together in a small saucepan. Stir in water and strawberries. Cook, stirring constantly, until the mixture thickens and boils. Boil and stir for 1 minute. Cool thoroughly before spreading over cheesecake.
Okay, back to what i was going to say. Like i said before, this was quite enjoyable for me. It still is, actually. I guess I'll just keep responding to your reviews until this gets taken down. Hate me? Love me? It's all good...
Some of you think I'm sick and twisted in the head. You're probably right. Who would get a kick out of writing the most horrible troll in the history of SVU fanfiction? It isn't as crazy as it seems. Try it yourself. Maybe if enough trolls keep getting written in every section of they'll have to shut down this hole of retards.
Or maybe it's just wishful thinking.
So keep writing, keep reviewing, and most of all.
KEEP MAKING CHEESECAKE AND MUFFINS!
-Alex Johnson