'The Brig' was a bar down by the docks right-smack-dab in-between Moran's house and the H.O.M warehouse. Sherlock in a purple long-sleeve shirt with a pair of jeans and a large blue coat. Thanks to Sherlock and Dr. Watson's agreement, Sherlock also wore a "English" style mustache and a captain's hat.

John Watson, on the other hand, had an even more ridiculous outfit. He wore a blue Bandana, a white and red striped T-shirt that was much too small for him, and a pair of trousers that did not help in the slightest. John wasn't self-conscientious about himself, not in the least. But when your mid-drift is showing out to the whole world, when it's NOT a willing choice, a guy tends to get..cranky.

"Sherlock Bloody Holmes!" John said in a loud whisper. (The only reason he was not yelling his head off was because they needed to keep their identities a secret). "I thought we agreed that you'd pick something else!"

Sherlock just rolled his eyes, "Yes, we did, and I did. The outfit I originally picked out for you to wear had blue and white strips, that one had red and white. Now keep quiet and follow my lead!"

What John wanted to do: Spend a quiet night at home sipping tea after dinner watching Crap Telly while listening to Shelock play his violin BEFORE bed.

What John was doing: Trying to follow Sherlock as they made their way through a seedy bar filled with the smell of alcohol, smoke and some awful stench coming from some passed out sailors.

As they make their way to table, Sherlock signals his head towards the bartender for service. They find a table in the middle of the room near the stage. As they approach the table suddenly someone from the table they were passing by getting up pushing his chair back causing John to trip backwards and bump into a chair where a woman sat.

"Ah! Oh I so sorry about that!" John said as he turned around to see who he bumped into. It is quiet clear to everyone in the room that these two new comers (Well, John anyways) did not 'fit in'. The woman rolled her eyes and blow a puff of smoke in his face which cause John to start coughing. As he began to cough everyone at the table laughed and turned back to their poker game.

John felt someone grab his arm and pull him down into a seat. "Remember John! We're low-life ruffians" John nodded as he realized it was Sherlock who had grabbed him. "Well I was until that..."

"What's your pleasure, mates?" John looked up to see a barmaid in a rather skimpy dress with a tray on her hip. "Two pints for me and my shipmate." Sherlock said in a scratchy voice. The Barmaids nods and as she is about to walk away to get the drinks Sherlock calls her back over.

"We've just got into port and I was look'n for an old friend of mine. Maybe you know? He goes by...Moriarty."

The barmaid visibly is taken aback for a moment, recomposes herself. "I- Never heard of him!" Then leaves to get their drinks.

Sherlock looks over watching the barmaid go to prepare their drinks, not noticing that everyone's attention has turned towards the stage as the curtains are drawn and the next appears. Sherlock, still unfazed by the next act is watching as the barmaid whispers something into the bartenders ears as he pours their drinks.

"It's on the house!" The barmaid says as she brings their drinks over. "Well...That's quite generous." John says as he took his drink in hand.

Sherlock swirls he drink around a bit and then dips his finger in to have a small taste. "John! Our drinks have been-" Not noticing Sherlock suspicion of the drinks, John nearly downed his whole glass in one drink!

"-Drugged." Sherlock says as he face-palms himself.

A/N: Ok, so I found this website that has the WHOLE movie as quotes! So I'm starting to use that so it's more like the movie.

Now, I have an idea, but I need you guys opinion. I'm thinking about adding one of the musical numbers in. But I'm not sure which one to choose. So I want you guys to choose for me!

There's:

1. Let Me Be Good To You

2. World's Greatest Criminal Mind (Ratigan's Song)

3. GoodBye, So Long!